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3503 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Nov 2020 at 3:35 PM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-21 12:56:27 PM  
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2020-11-21 1:38:40 PM  
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2020-11-21 3:11:03 PM  
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2020-11-21 3:37:47 PM  
No realli!
 
2020-11-21 3:43:51 PM  
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2020-11-21 3:44:09 PM  
What exactly are they supposed to do though? I mean, you can get out of your car and say no moose, bad moose. But it doesn't seem like it's going to work very well
 
2020-11-21 3:44:10 PM  
Nicely done Subby.
 
2020-11-21 3:45:12 PM  
Hay baby, I herd U liek moo slicks

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2020-11-21 3:49:18 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: [popomaticjeff.files.wordpress.com image 288x216]


Now there's a reference I haven't heard in a long, long time. Well played.
 
2020-11-21 3:50:04 PM  
Well tell her not to be so salty.
 
2020-11-21 3:54:47 PM  
With the amount of times Fark has posted this farking story you would think this is a serious issue in Canada
/it's not
//mooseses just love salt
///I figured the NP system stopped using road salt years ago
 
2020-11-21 3:55:14 PM  

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Done in one
 
2020-11-21 3:56:43 PM  
"I hate to say it, but this road salt is kind of like crack," explains Jasper Tour Company owner Joe Urie to CBC Edmonton. "Let's say you do come to a stop to get your click. If that moose then starts to approach your vehicle, you know what's coming next."

DO NOT LET MOOSE LICK YOUR CRACK
 
2020-11-21 3:57:57 PM  

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Done in one


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Disagrees.
 
2020-11-21 3:58:06 PM  
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2020-11-21 4:00:14 PM  

bughunter: kb7rky: FirstNationalBastard: [popomaticjeff.files.wordpress.com image 288x216]

Done in one

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Disagrees.


I stand corrected
 
2020-11-21 4:00:59 PM  

SumoJeb: With the amount of times Fark has posted this farking story you would think this is a serious issue in Canada


They could have gone with another livid Covid scolder's thread instead I guess. We get those every time somebody on Twitter gets caught unmasked or a politician vents some hot air about Covids anywhere on the planet
 
2020-11-21 4:03:29 PM  

maxandgrinch: [Suspicious meat on a plate]


I'm assuming that's a moose tongue right? I'm scared. It does look edible though
 
2020-11-21 4:03:56 PM  
Did she like it?
 
2020-11-21 4:05:29 PM  

bughunter: "I hate to say it, but this road salt is kind of like crack," explains Jasper Tour Company owner Joe Urie to CBC Edmonton. "Let's say you do come to a stop to get your click. If that moose then starts to approach your vehicle, you know what's coming next."

DO NOT LET MOOSE LICK YOUR CRACK


I made that mistake once Left my crack and crack pipe on the deck railing at a cabin.  Never saw a more gleefull moose

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2020-11-21 4:06:26 PM  
Fark sucks
 
2020-11-21 4:13:36 PM  

berylman: maxandgrinch: [Suspicious meat on a plate]

I'm assuming that's a moose tongue right? I'm scared. It does look edible though


Smoked moose tongue does look tasty.

Couldn't find image with anything for scale to make 'suggestions' about subby's sister.
 
2020-11-21 4:21:34 PM  

bughunter: "I hate to say it, but this road salt is kind of like crack," explains Jasper Tour Company owner Joe Urie to CBC Edmonton. "Let's say you do come to a stop to get your click. If that moose then starts to approach your vehicle, you know what's coming next."

DO NOT LET MOOSE LICK YOUR CRACK



SCREW YOU!

I DIDN'T PUT THE PEANUT BUTTER THERE FOR MY HEALTH!
 
2020-11-21 4:21:59 PM  

SumoJeb: With the amount of times Fark has posted this farking story you would think this is a serious issue in Canada
/it's not
//mooseses just love salt
///I figured the NP system stopped using road salt years ago


Yeah but Jasper is in Alberta. If anyone is going to literally salt the Earth, it is Albertans.
 
2020-11-21 4:33:35 PM  
Hmmmmmmm....must....lick....moose.....​..

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2020-11-21 4:35:11 PM  

chawco: What exactly are they supposed to do though? I mean, you can get out of your car and say no moose, bad moose. But it doesn't seem like it's going to work very well


That's how you get bit.
And moose bites can be nasti.
 
2020-11-21 4:36:28 PM  
Is everybody going to get a turn submitting this?
 
2020-11-21 5:16:10 PM  
I mean, who hasn't?
 
2020-11-21 5:27:46 PM  
How many times is this gonna get greenlit?
 
2020-11-21 5:36:38 PM  
Møøse licks can be nasti
 
2020-11-21 5:49:27 PM  
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2020-11-21 5:50:00 PM  

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Can I live about 5 miles from the studio that it was recorded in although technically it is now a gravel lot since the place burned down about a decade or two ago
 
2020-11-21 5:50:37 PM  
So did I, submitter. So did we all.
 
2020-11-21 5:56:16 PM  
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/subby's sister is interested
 
2020-11-21 6:04:20 PM  
It's not the moose you need to worry about. It's the flying squirrel.
 
2020-11-21 7:15:52 PM  
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2020-11-21 7:56:43 PM  

chawco: What exactly are they supposed to do though? I mean, you can get out of your car and say no moose, bad moose. But it doesn't seem like it's going to work very well


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2020-11-21 8:04:24 PM  
50 lb salt blocks, $7 each.

Solar powered road signs that a moose can't read, $25,000 each.
 
2020-11-21 8:05:55 PM  

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Always felt sorry for that girl when I was a kid.
Here we have a large girl that's not very attractive, both of which are moose like features and they're calling her that right to her face.
It just seemed really friggin mean to me. I mean if you ever dared to call someones daughter or sister that here you were going to get punched in the face.
 
2020-11-21 8:32:38 PM  
Mind you, subby's sister kan be nasti.
 
2020-11-21 8:40:23 PM  
Artist's rendition of the event.

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2020-11-21 10:03:26 PM  

chawco: What exactly are they supposed to do though? I mean, you can get out of your car and say no moose, bad moose. But it doesn't seem like it's going to work very well


It's part of a whole series of helpful signs. The next one says DO NOT LET BIRDS POOP ON CAR.
 
2020-11-22 3:01:38 AM  
She was tasty.
 
2020-11-22 11:47:34 AM  

Fishbulb30w: FirstNationalBastard: [popomaticjeff.files.wordpress.com image 288x216]

Always felt sorry for that girl when I was a kid.
Here we have a large girl that's not very attractive, both of which are moose like features and they're calling her that right to her face.
It just seemed really friggin mean to me. I mean if you ever dared to call someones daughter or sister that here you were going to get punched in the face.



You and I must be polar opposites. I always thought Christine McGlade was attractive, and Moose was a sort of affectionate nickname for a girl who grew up in Canada.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christi​n​e_McGlade

McGlade's nickname on YCDTOTV, "Moose", was also her nickname in real life.[2] According to McGlade's blog[citation needed], she was given the name by a sixth-grade classmate "based on the fact that I was always the smallest kid in the class. I think [the classmate] may have been referring to the character in the Archie comics, the giant blonde one, called 'Moose.'" After she mentioned this to Roger Price, he decided to write it into the show, and thereafter McGlade was known as "Moose" not only to her schoolmates, but to thousands of young viewers in the U.S., Canada and around the world. Though she frequently took her fellow cast members gently to task for referring to her by the nickname, and was referred to more often as "Christine" in later years, the nickname's use persisted among the veterans in the cast, most specifically Ruddy and Lye, until almost the end of her tenure.
 
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