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2020-11-21 1:38:40 PM  
20 votes:
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2020-11-21 12:56:27 PM  
16 votes:
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2020-11-21 3:45:12 PM  
15 votes:
Hay baby, I herd U liek moo slicks

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2020-11-21 4:21:34 PM  
13 votes:

bughunter: "I hate to say it, but this road salt is kind of like crack," explains Jasper Tour Company owner Joe Urie to CBC Edmonton. "Let's say you do come to a stop to get your click. If that moose then starts to approach your vehicle, you know what's coming next."

DO NOT LET MOOSE LICK YOUR CRACK



SCREW YOU!

I DIDN'T PUT THE PEANUT BUTTER THERE FOR MY HEALTH!
 
2020-11-21 4:05:29 PM  
10 votes:

bughunter: "I hate to say it, but this road salt is kind of like crack," explains Jasper Tour Company owner Joe Urie to CBC Edmonton. "Let's say you do come to a stop to get your click. If that moose then starts to approach your vehicle, you know what's coming next."

DO NOT LET MOOSE LICK YOUR CRACK


I made that mistake once Left my crack and crack pipe on the deck railing at a cabin.  Never saw a more gleefull moose

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2020-11-21 5:49:27 PM  
9 votes:
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2020-11-21 4:33:35 PM  
9 votes:
Hmmmmmmm....must....lick....moose.....​..

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2020-11-21 3:57:57 PM  
9 votes:

kb7rky: FirstNationalBastard: [popomaticjeff.files.wordpress.com image 288x216]

Done in one


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Disagrees.
 
2020-11-21 3:56:43 PM  
9 votes:
"I hate to say it, but this road salt is kind of like crack," explains Jasper Tour Company owner Joe Urie to CBC Edmonton. "Let's say you do come to a stop to get your click. If that moose then starts to approach your vehicle, you know what's coming next."

DO NOT LET MOOSE LICK YOUR CRACK
 
2020-11-21 4:36:28 PM  
7 votes:
Is everybody going to get a turn submitting this?
 
2020-11-21 4:03:29 PM  
6 votes:

maxandgrinch: [Suspicious meat on a plate]


I'm assuming that's a moose tongue right? I'm scared. It does look edible though
 
2020-11-21 3:11:03 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-11-21 7:15:52 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-11-21 7:56:43 PM  
4 votes:

chawco: What exactly are they supposed to do though? I mean, you can get out of your car and say no moose, bad moose. But it doesn't seem like it's going to work very well


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2020-11-21 8:40:23 PM  
3 votes:
Artist's rendition of the event.

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2020-11-21 8:32:38 PM  
3 votes:
Mind you, subby's sister kan be nasti.
 
2020-11-21 5:56:16 PM  
3 votes:
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/subby's sister is interested
 
2020-11-21 3:50:04 PM  
3 votes:
Well tell her not to be so salty.
 
2020-11-21 8:04:24 PM  
2 votes:
50 lb salt blocks, $7 each.

Solar powered road signs that a moose can't read, $25,000 each.
 
2020-11-21 5:50:37 PM  
2 votes:
So did I, submitter. So did we all.
 
2020-11-21 5:16:10 PM  
2 votes:
I mean, who hasn't?
 
2020-11-21 4:03:56 PM  
2 votes:
Did she like it?
 
2020-11-21 4:00:14 PM  
2 votes:

bughunter: kb7rky: FirstNationalBastard: [popomaticjeff.files.wordpress.com image 288x216]

Done in one

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Disagrees.


I stand corrected
 
2020-11-21 3:58:06 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-11-22 3:01:38 AM  
1 vote:
She was tasty.
 
2020-11-21 10:03:26 PM  
1 vote:

chawco: What exactly are they supposed to do though? I mean, you can get out of your car and say no moose, bad moose. But it doesn't seem like it's going to work very well


It's part of a whole series of helpful signs. The next one says DO NOT LET BIRDS POOP ON CAR.
 
2020-11-21 6:04:20 PM  
1 vote:
It's not the moose you need to worry about. It's the flying squirrel.
 
2020-11-21 3:44:10 PM  
1 vote:
Nicely done Subby.
 
2020-11-21 3:43:51 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-11-21 3:37:47 PM  
1 vote:
No realli!
 
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