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2020-11-21 2:03:28 AM  
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2020-11-21 2:36:07 AM  
Yes, it did
 
2020-11-21 2:49:37 AM  
Aged like a fine milk.

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/that was a good week
 
2020-11-21 3:16:34 AM  
Well, it may be over for him soon - just like that - poof - no more worries.
 
2020-11-21 3:24:51 AM  
I was hoping he would get ahold of some of that cocaine contaminated with flesh eating bacteria. That crap would really clean out his sinuses, yah?
 
2020-11-21 4:02:36 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Well, it may be over for him soon - just like that - poof - no more worries.


something something, 2020.
 
2020-11-21 8:05:31 AM  
Why does he still have Twit account? He's not the president.
 
2020-11-21 8:51:25 AM  
To be fair, the side eye indicates it's sarcasm. He is saying. "Looks like Democrats don't care about covid now that the election is over"..  (Of course the county music picture makes that slightly opposite day, but whatever..)
 
2020-11-21 8:53:25 AM  

MindStalker: To be fair, the side eye indicates it's sarcasm. He is saying. "Looks like Democrats don't care about covid now that the election is over"..  (Of course the county music picture makes that slightly opposite day, but whatever..)


Isn't that Kid Rock a known Trumper?
 
2020-11-21 8:53:47 AM  
Is he the one that has covid?

Am I allowed to hope he dies?
 
2020-11-21 8:55:54 AM  

jmr61: Is he the one that has covid?

Am I allowed to hope he dies?


Allowed and encouraged.
 
2020-11-21 8:58:51 AM  
It aged as well as he deserves.

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2020-11-21 8:59:07 AM  

Evil Roy Slade: MindStalker: To be fair, the side eye indicates it's sarcasm. He is saying. "Looks like Democrats don't care about covid now that the election is over"..  (Of course the county music picture makes that slightly opposite day, but whatever..)

Isn't that Kid Rock a known Trumper?


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/And those twats got upset when Obama rocked a tan suit, ffs.
 
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2020-11-21 8:59:39 AM  

b0rg9: jmr61: Is he the one that has covid?

Am I allowed to hope he dies?

Allowed and encouraged.


The Borg doesn't even want to assimilate that twunt.
 
2020-11-21 9:01:48 AM  
I bet Kid Rock smells like stale cigarettes and mildewed towels.
 
2020-11-21 9:03:36 AM  

jmr61: Is he the one that has covid?

Am I allowed to hope he dies?


You can do whatever you want, I mean I wouldn't. Seems pretty petty and vindictive even if he is a complete shiathead. But you do you.
 
2020-11-21 9:05:20 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I bet Kid Rock smells like stale cigarettes and mildewed towels.


And moldy uncared-for leather.
 
2020-11-21 9:06:57 AM  

b0rg9: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I bet Kid Rock smells like stale cigarettes and mildewed towels.

And moldy uncared-for leather.


A wet fart stored in a Tupperware container left out in the sun for eight days?
 
2020-11-21 9:08:46 AM  

machodonkeywrestler: jmr61: Is he the one that has covid?

Am I allowed to hope he dies?

You can do whatever you want, I mean I wouldn't. Seems pretty petty and vindictive even if he is a complete shiathead. But you do you.


Yeah  it's not like he is a traitor to the country. Just a few harmless lies. Nothing wrong with that right ?
 
2020-11-21 9:11:35 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I bet Kid Rock smells like stale cigarettes and mildewed towels.


Deer lord, you just reminded me of so very many houses/trailers I went into when I still installed cable at my current job...
 
2020-11-21 9:12:43 AM  
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2020-11-21 9:14:02 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I bet Kid Rock smells like stale cigarettes and mildewed towels.


And that very faint smell of cat piss that is on his boots.
 
2020-11-21 9:16:30 AM  

Evil Roy Slade: MindStalker: To be fair, the side eye indicates it's sarcasm. He is saying. "Looks like Democrats don't care about covid now that the election is over"..  (Of course the county music picture makes that slightly opposite day, but whatever..)

Isn't that Kid Rock a known Trumper?


It's a picture of a well-known Trumper, from an article from The Hill, which is editorially right-leaning.
 
2020-11-21 9:17:56 AM  

machodonkeywrestler: b0rg9: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I bet Kid Rock smells like stale cigarettes and mildewed towels.

And moldy uncared-for leather.

A wet fart stored in a Tupperware container left out in the sun for eight days?


A coworker ended up at a drunken Kid Rock house party - and, despite being young enough to be completely starstruck by it all, acknowledged that between all the absurdity and bigotry that something literally didn't smell right.
 
2020-11-21 9:19:48 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I bet Kid Rock smells like stale cigarettes and mildewed towels.


Oh. I'm guessing it's been much, much, much worse than that.
 
2020-11-21 9:24:08 AM  
You know, I'm no psychic - but I suspect that a lot of the claims that people make about themselves on Twiiter are not, strictly speaking, true.
 
2020-11-21 9:26:51 AM  

iron de havilland: Evil Roy Slade: MindStalker: To be fair, the side eye indicates it's sarcasm. He is saying. "Looks like Democrats don't care about covid now that the election is over"..  (Of course the county music picture makes that slightly opposite day, but whatever..)

Isn't that Kid Rock a known Trumper?

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/And those twats got upset when Obama rocked a tan suit, ffs.


Good god that's a veritable Who's Who of derp.
 
2020-11-21 9:27:25 AM  

jmr61: Is he the one that has covid?

Am I allowed to hope he dies?


I try not to actively hope that anyone dies.

Having said that, I certainly don't send these wastes of oxygen any tots or pears and I will not shed a single tear if any of them are taken away forever by this hoax.
 
2020-11-21 9:27:56 AM  

jso2897: You know, I'm no psychic - but I suspect that a lot of the claims that people make about themselves on Twiiter are not, strictly speaking, true.


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2020-11-21 9:29:01 AM  

sirrerun: Why does he still have Twit account? He's not the president.


Until January 2021.  Then he loses his World Leader status.  The bets are he gets banned the very same day and his account is blocked.

So then theses accounts appear and are also blocked

RealDonaldTrupMaralargo
FormerPresidentDoanldTrumpUnImpeached
DJT342109876%^%$$##@@
 
2020-11-21 9:45:01 AM  
It turns out we need to retire the idiom "avoid it like the plague" because a large number of people do not do that.
 
2020-11-21 9:55:54 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: sirrerun: Why does he still have Twit account? He's not the president.

Until January 2021.  Then he loses his World Leader status.  The bets are he gets banned the very same day and his account is blocked.

So then theses accounts appear and are also blocked

RealDonaldTrupMaralargo
FormerPresidentDoanldTrumpUnImpeached
DJT342109876%^%$$##@@


Donald Trump Junior is not, nor has ever been a world leader.
 
2020-11-21 10:01:59 AM  

sirrerun: Why does he still have Twit account? He's not the president.


I mean... He is The President of the United States.

I don't like him, but it's ridiculous to claim otherwise. He will be President for the rest of his term. And it will be the electoral vote, that hasn't happened yet, that will determine who will be the next President.
 
2020-11-21 10:02:37 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: sirrerun: Why does he still have Twit account? He's not the president.

I mean... He is The President of the United States.

I don't like him, but it's ridiculous to claim otherwise. He will be President for the rest of his term. And it will be the electoral vote, that hasn't happened yet, that will determine who will be the next President.


This is half scoop, not two scoops. Read it again.
 
2020-11-21 10:03:16 AM  

iron de havilland: Evil Roy Slade: MindStalker: To be fair, the side eye indicates it's sarcasm. He is saying. "Looks like Democrats don't care about covid now that the election is over"..  (Of course the county music picture makes that slightly opposite day, but whatever..)

Isn't that Kid Rock a known Trumper?

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/And those twats got upset when Obama rocked a tan suit, ffs.


I will forever be in awe of Trump's ability to cozy up to the shiattiest people around.

There's are lots of conservatives who aren't flaming assholes. I know many of them. Trump flocks to the assholes.
 
2020-11-21 10:08:21 AM  
My former neighbor is SO HAPPY that the governor is keeping schools open while we wait for a vaccine.

She's like 85 years old.

Why would someone be so passionate about this?  Why cheer keeping schools open?  Someone help me understand this, from the mind of a Trumper.  Because if I understand  maybe I won't reach through the screen and strangle her to death.
 
2020-11-21 10:08:44 AM  

MindStalker: To be fair, the side eye indicates it's sarcasm. He is saying. "Looks like Democrats don't care about covid now that the election is over"..  (Of course the county music picture makes that slightly opposite day, but whatever..)


Stupid people don't do sarcasm. He probably thinks the side-eye means he's being clever.
 
2020-11-21 10:09:32 AM  

edmo: iron de havilland: Evil Roy Slade: MindStalker: To be fair, the side eye indicates it's sarcasm. He is saying. "Looks like Democrats don't care about covid now that the election is over"..  (Of course the county music picture makes that slightly opposite day, but whatever..)

Isn't that Kid Rock a known Trumper?

[coloradopols.com image 850x565]

/And those twats got upset when Obama rocked a tan suit, ffs.

I will forever be in awe of Trump's ability to cozy up to the shiattiest people around.

There's are lots of conservatives who aren't flaming assholes. I know many of them. Trump flocks to the assholes.


No, any conservatives left on the ticket are fascists.

Do not fool yourself, Trump got more votes this year than 2016.

These people are fine with concentration camps and forced sterilization.

There are no "fine people" on the conservative side anymore. They are Nazis, and they need to be dealt with accordingly.
 
2020-11-21 10:12:51 AM  
The 'problem' is he's asymptomatic, so in a couple weeks he should be recovered and be like "See? No big deal. It's nothing. No reason to shut down or wear masks." Totally ignoring the quarter million (and rising) US deaths.
 
2020-11-21 10:14:23 AM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: My former neighbor is SO HAPPY that the governor is keeping schools open while we wait for a vaccine.

She's like 85 years old.

Why would someone be so passionate about this?  Why cheer keeping schools open?  Someone help me understand this, from the mind of a Trumper.  Because if I understand  maybe I won't reach through the screen and strangle her to death.


Owning the libs.
 
2020-11-21 10:20:28 AM  

sirrerun: Why does he still have Twit account? He's not the president.


Trump is president and will probably continue to be president until next inauguration day, 2021-01-20.
 
2020-11-21 10:25:32 AM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: My former neighbor is SO HAPPY that the governor is keeping schools open while we wait for a vaccine.

She's like 85 years old.

Why would someone be so passionate about this?  Why cheer keeping schools open?  Someone help me understand this, from the mind of a Trumper.  Because if I understand  maybe I won't reach through the screen and strangle her to death.


Uh, children are basically immune? The talking orange said so.
 
2020-11-21 10:32:48 AM  

machodonkeywrestler: jmr61: Is he the one that has covid?

Am I allowed to hope he dies?

You can do whatever you want, I mean I wouldn't. Seems pretty petty and vindictive even if he is a complete shiathead. But you do you.


Well, that's noble of you and all, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made.  If Junior dies, it might frighten some of the MAGAts into taking the pandemic seriously.  One life lost, many lives saved.  It's an ethical tradeoff that we've made many times.
 
2020-11-21 10:32:56 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: ViolentEastCoastCity: My former neighbor is SO HAPPY that the governor is keeping schools open while we wait for a vaccine.

She's like 85 years old.

Why would someone be so passionate about this?  Why cheer keeping schools open?  Someone help me understand this, from the mind of a Trumper.  Because if I understand  maybe I won't reach through the screen and strangle her to death.

Uh, children are basically immune? The talking orange said so.


Ok, but why such passion?  Even if you believe that, why celebrate something that doesn't impact you at all?  She's 85!  The fark does she care what schools do?
 
2020-11-21 10:33:19 AM  

Rapmaster2000: ViolentEastCoastCity: My former neighbor is SO HAPPY that the governor is keeping schools open while we wait for a vaccine.

She's like 85 years old.

Why would someone be so passionate about this?  Why cheer keeping schools open?  Someone help me understand this, from the mind of a Trumper.  Because if I understand  maybe I won't reach through the screen and strangle her to death.

Owning the libs.


That's all I can come up with.  Democratic gov tho.
 
2020-11-21 10:40:52 AM  

KingOfTown: Aged like a fine milk.

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/that was a good week


I loved that show, but the spoiled milk thing didn't really make all that much sense... cheese and yogurt are spoiled milk. I was a kid at the time, so I don't remember if they covered this is dialog at all. Maybe they preferred the chunky bits swirling around the milk.
/ of course neither did the salt water aspect... there's salt in the air and in softened water.
//still loved the show.
 
2020-11-21 10:47:20 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: I bet Kid Rock smells like stale cigarettes and mildewed towels.


And Denny's
 
2020-11-21 10:47:58 AM  

jmr61: Is he the one that has covid?

Am I allowed to hope he dies?


I think you send it in thoughts and prayers form.

Please God, let him die.
I think he is an idiot who is due a karmarific horrible death.

Something like that, don't know.  went to Catholic school and got an F in Faith and Personality class
 
2020-11-21 10:48:15 AM  
"Those aren't zombies. You're all sheep. They're paid zombie actors. George Soros sends them out to scare us all and make us thing there are zombies roaming the streets eating people so we'll stay inside and not go get hair cuts or or watch Kid Rock concerts. DO YOUR RESEARCH!"

"But that IS Kid Rock on the lawn, and he's a zombie, and he's eating your dad."

"No it isn't. It's antifa! They're dressing up like Trump supporters now to make us look bad!"

"Seriously, man, your dad's dead. Undead Kid Rock is chewing on his spleen."

"No he isn't. You can't make me stay indoors. This will all go away on November 4th. You'll see."

"Dude, it's November 21st. Trump lost. There are more zombies than ever because he's not doing anything about them. I think that's Eric Trump's corpse wandering around out there next to Kid Rock's corpse. Do not go outside without wearing bite-proof protection. Seriously."

"Fark you! You can't tell me what to do, you socialist lib! I'm going to Walmart."

END SCENE
 
2020-11-21 10:49:35 AM  
ffs THINK
 
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