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(Fox 4 KC)   Crashed, Shot, Run Over, and Busted - It just wasn't his day   (fox4kc.com) divider line
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2020-11-21 1:15:35 AM  
That's what you get for taking your gun to the meth race. Wait, meth to the gun race?
 
2020-11-21 8:18:16 AM  
The suspect and his wife, June Wheeler, will be brought before Judge Stone in night court.

Ain't easy being a Yugoslavian immigrant
 
2020-11-21 9:34:17 AM  
Meth is a pwoerful drug.
 
2020-11-21 10:09:12 AM  

kdawg7736: Meth is a pwoerful drug.


lol
 
2020-11-21 10:11:15 AM  
Police discovered that the man was also a felon. When searching his motorcycle, they found a large bag of suspected methamphetamine.

..and the cops said "JACKPOT!!"
 
2020-11-21 10:28:57 AM  
I was expecting read about a lot of cop assistance but he did it all by himself. Such a big boy.
 
2020-11-21 10:38:07 AM  
That headline was a prime TADA headline.
 
2020-11-21 10:41:42 AM  
Where I'm from thats just a pregame
 
2020-11-21 10:45:54 AM  
Pee Wee Herman - Tequila
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2020-11-21 10:52:36 AM  
Yep, that's KCK for ya. People call the county Crimedotte.
 
2020-11-21 11:08:38 AM  
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2020-11-21 11:22:53 AM  
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2020-11-21 11:29:28 AM  
Luckily he didn't have a pet tiger
 
2020-11-21 11:34:58 AM  
Racing your motorbike while carrying a gun in your waistband? Juuuust the kind of good judgment we come to expect from the.meth community.
 
2020-11-21 11:47:42 AM  
his week, his month, or even his year.
 
2020-11-21 12:01:03 PM  
"Amateur"
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2020-11-21 12:02:53 PM  
The Clash - Jimmy Jazz (Official Audio)
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2020-11-21 12:10:00 PM  
Crashed, Shot, Run Over, and Busted - It just wasn't his day

Cool, I was wondering when GTA6 was coming out.
 
2020-11-21 12:23:33 PM  

Iamos: Crashed, Shot, Run Over, and Busted - It just wasn't his day

Cool, I was wondering when GTA6 was coming out.


When LARPing GTA gets real.
 
2020-11-21 1:26:59 PM  
Difficulty: Not Florida
 
2020-11-21 2:01:23 PM  

edmo: I was expecting read about a lot of cop assistance but he did it all by himself. Such a big boy.


Same.
Did they have probable cause to search his vehicle (bike)?
 
2020-11-21 2:06:31 PM  

Resident Muslim: edmo: I was expecting read about a lot of cop assistance but he did it all by himself. Such a big boy.

Same.
Did they have probable cause to search his vehicle (bike)?


Crash, convicted felon in possession of a firearm? Probable cause exists.
 
2020-11-21 2:11:55 PM  
But did his best Crystal Gayle t-shirt get ruined?
 
2020-11-21 2:24:18 PM  
That's what you get when you sample your product.
 
2020-11-21 2:51:28 PM  
Suspected Meth? If it was a Harley, it could have been oil absorbent.

They won't test the bag of powder until the appeal and he's been convicted and knifed in prison.
 
2020-11-21 3:30:25 PM  
Crashed, Shot, Run Over, and Busted

Most obscure Waffle House order ever.
 
2020-11-21 3:39:41 PM  
"Hey, Ma!  Going out to see how the bike's running!"

15-25 years later....
 
2020-11-21 4:24:00 PM  
Crashed, Shot, Run Over, and Busted.
*Pedal Steel* 🎶
To his woman, he ran.
🎶 *soft fiddle*
To the one that he trusted
*Pedal Steel* 🎶
Found in the arms of another man.
*Chorus, swell, and fade*
 
2020-11-21 5:37:45 PM  
When your spare tire is your trigger guard,
all is well until the rubber hits the road.
 
2020-11-22 1:09:21 PM  
I have had a day in which I lost my job, my girlfriend (and place to live) and got into a car accident (minor), then got drunk enough to throw up on my mom... I had thought that was a pretty schitty day.

I still do, but this bastage has me beat by an order of magnitude. Of course most of his seems to be self inflicted, but isn't that usually the case when meth is involved?

Police discovered that the man was also a felon. When searching his motorcycle, they found a large bag of suspected methamphetamine.

*adjusts shocked face*

This is:
a) bad luck
b) a lifestyle choice
c) Darwin winding up, swinging, and fouling into the bleachers
 
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