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(AZ Family)   CDC: Please don't travel for the holidays. Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport: La, la, la, la, I can't hear you   (azfamily.com) divider line
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2020-11-21 1:58:52 AM  
This country is doomed.
In the last 7 days we had 1 million new cases.
The total cases since COVID started is 12,227,159.
So if this keeps up were on track to get 12 million new cases in 12 weeks.
The same amount it took 11 months to get.
But don't worry we won't stay at a million cases a week.
It's gonna go a lot higher.
The spike 2 weeks after Thanksgiving is going to be thru the roof.
 
2020-11-21 2:16:38 AM  
Let me tell you, if you lived in Phoenix you'd risk death to get anywhere else too.
 
2020-11-21 4:54:58 AM  

Walker: This country is doomed.
In the last 7 days we had 1 million new cases.
The total cases since COVID started is 12,227,159.
So if this keeps up were on track to get 12 million new cases in 12 weeks.
The same amount it took 11 months to get.
But don't worry we won't stay at a million cases a week.
It's gonna go a lot higher.
The spike 2 weeks after Thanksgiving is going to be thru the roof.


Yes but turkey and the economy and NO NEW NORMAL and doing anything to prevent the spread is just liberal fantasy.
 
2020-11-21 5:01:19 AM  
Just have the faa ground all flights.  Except for fighter jets.  To take out any rouge flights.  Have the military drop daisy cutters on the runways to disable all the airports.  Use bunker busters on the refueling stations.  Take out the infrastructure so the trump rebels cannot covid up this biatch.
 
2020-11-21 5:05:06 AM  

Walker: This country is doomed.
In the last 7 days we had 1 million new cases.
The total cases since COVID started is 12,227,159.
So if this keeps up were on track to get 12 million new cases in 12 weeks.
The same amount it took 11 months to get.
But don't worry we won't stay at a million cases a week.
It's gonna go a lot higher.
The spike 2 weeks after Thanksgiving is going to be thru the roof.


Butter emails are a lovely Thanksgiving treat. To die for.
 
2020-11-21 5:08:29 AM  
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2020-11-21 5:19:04 AM  

Walker: This country is doomed.
In the last 7 days we had 1 million new cases.
The total cases since COVID started is 12,227,159.
So if this keeps up were on track to get 12 million new cases in 12 weeks.
The same amount it took 11 months to get.
But don't worry we won't stay at a million cases a week.
It's gonna go a lot higher.
The spike 2 weeks after Thanksgiving is going to be thru the roof.


Yup, we were going to do a socially distanced meal with propane heaters outdoors. Everyone decided even that was too risky so we're now doing potluck style where everyone is bringing dishes to my folks house and we're trading between my in-laws and my folks. We'll see each other via WebEx since my dad had a corporate account for his business.
 
2020-11-21 5:20:31 AM  
Farking people are insane.
 
2020-11-21 5:20:54 AM  
Affirmative Ghostrider, the pattern is empty.
 
2020-11-21 5:21:56 AM  

Walker: This country is doomed.
In the last 7 days we had 1 million new cases.
The total cases since COVID started is 12,227,159.


In fact the total since COVID started is very much higher than that, since most cases in the first wave weren't picked up by testing. You're probably still doomed, though. But hey, no socialism.
 
2020-11-21 5:30:56 AM  
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2020-11-21 5:41:51 AM  
Most people have had their lives upturned in the past year.  Most people find comfort in family.  What the heck is wrong with you psychopaths?
 
2020-11-21 5:45:12 AM  
But I need to see my family because of freedom and stuff!

I have seen videos of grown adults whining about how disney isn't fully open yet  and how they need to go and hate sitting at home. I don't plan on doing shiat until I get the shot and if it isn't until next year so be it. I was planning on a road trip over the summer, turns out it wasn't in the cards, guess I'll wait for next summer.
 
2020-11-21 5:45:57 AM  

RussianPotato: Most people have had their lives upturned in the past year.  Most people find comfort in family.  What the heck is wrong with you psychopaths?


What comfort are people going to find in burying their family with no one in attendance at their funeral?
 
2020-11-21 5:48:47 AM  
This is why I'm hiking and bringing my own meal far far away from everyone.
 
2020-11-21 5:49:35 AM  

RussianPotato: Most people have had their lives upturned in the past year.  Most people find comfort in family.  What the heck is wrong with you psychopaths?


Now is not the time for comfort.  Now is the time to farking lock your ass down.  Asking people nicely to not spread bioweapon nano particles has failed.  Time for the governments to try ultra fear.  If people want to spread bioweapons, we need the military to spread hot lead conventional weapons.  Or atomic fusion weapons.  Whatever it takes to lock this mother farking country down.
 
2020-11-21 5:49:50 AM  

groppet: But I need to see my family because of freedom and stuff!

I have seen videos of grown adults whining about how disney isn't fully open yet  and how they need to go and hate sitting at home. I don't plan on doing shiat until I get the shot and if it isn't until next year so be it. I was planning on a road trip over the summer, turns out it wasn't in the cards, guess I'll wait for next summer.


I think the problem with these people is that they get bored too easily but don't know how to entertain themselves, so they've relied on other people to do it for them for as long as they can remember. Other people, amusement parks, movies, all things they *need* so as not to be left alone with their own thoughts.

Just sitting at home, playing music, trying out some new hobby (like the Victory Garden thing a few dozen farkers here were gearing up for in March/April), working on some existing  like writing or w/e, are alien to these folks. Hell, my sister took up knitting so she could stat busy inbetween working at her new job from home.
 
2020-11-21 5:50:16 AM  
Everybody should just have this and like it.

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2020-11-21 5:53:28 AM  
They bought their ticket...

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2020-11-21 5:56:58 AM  
Christmas is going to be a terrible time in the US.

Mid-December for hospitalisations to truly hit after the Thanksgiving super spreader event.

Many areas are already hitting the limits of ICU beds.

It's going to be awful.
 
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2020-11-21 6:05:36 AM  
I am so glad I don't live in Phoenix anymore.
 
2020-11-21 6:21:27 AM  
Well, I've been planting a garden the last few weeks while on continued Covid sabbatical here, while ignoring text messages and phone calls. Still seems like the best use of my time.
 
2020-11-21 6:23:18 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Everybody should just have this and like it.

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Trying to decide if this is real without Google.
 
2020-11-21 6:28:07 AM  
"I actually didn't know that," said Rory Acosta, who was traveling back home to Colorado. "Now you've got me more nervous! So you know I probably won't be traveling after a while until this thing is over, to be honest with you."

These people... they are not bright.
 
2020-11-21 6:28:16 AM  
"I actually didn't know that," said Rory Acosta, who was traveling back home to Colorado. "Now you've got me more nervous! So you know I probably won't be traveling after a while until this thing is over, to be honest with you."

This person couldn't be dumber.
 
2020-11-21 6:33:37 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Just have the faa ground all flights.  Except for fighter jets.  To take out any rouge flights.  Have the military drop daisy cutters on the runways to disable all the airports.  Use bunker busters on the refueling stations.  Take out the infrastructure so the trump rebels cannot covid up this biatch.


You're going soft. You didn't even start with mass murder.
 
2020-11-21 6:40:03 AM  
This just in.. people are stupid.

/ this not just in
 
2020-11-21 6:41:50 AM  

ansius: Christmas is going to be a terrible time in the US.

Mid-December for hospitalisations to truly hit after the Thanksgiving super spreader event.

Many areas are already hitting the limits of ICU beds.

It's going to be awful.


Agreed that it will be terrible.
You know what would lift people's spirits up then, in such bleak times?
Xmas caroling, door to door, in large groups. See if the neighbors will join you as well!

/this is how these people will double-down
//mark my words
 
2020-11-21 6:45:15 AM  
JFC
 
2020-11-21 6:45:17 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: RussianPotato: Most people have had their lives upturned in the past year.  Most people find comfort in family.  What the heck is wrong with you psychopaths?

Now is not the time for comfort.  Now is the time to farking lock your ass down.  Asking people nicely to not spread bioweapon nano particles has failed.  Time for the governments to try ultra fear.  If people want to spread bioweapons, we need the military to spread hot lead conventional weapons.  Or atomic fusion weapons.  Whatever it takes to lock this mother farking country down.


I've been to two funerals this year, and called a number of people to offer condolences.
Funerals are bleak by nature, but just getting condolences by few people or via WhatsApp, is another level of hollowness.
 
2020-11-21 6:46:17 AM  

Resident Muslim: ansius: Christmas is going to be a terrible time in the US.

Mid-December for hospitalisations to truly hit after the Thanksgiving super spreader event.

Many areas are already hitting the limits of ICU beds.

It's going to be awful.

Agreed that it will be terrible.
You know what would lift people's spirits up then, in such bleak times?
Xmas caroling, door to door, in large groups. See if the neighbors will join you as well!

/this is how these people will double-down
//mark my words


Maskless because masks limit the vocal range. And make sure to visit all the local retirement homes, they need visitors more than anyone.

/It's an IQ test and this country is failing so very badly
 
2020-11-21 6:52:11 AM  
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2020-11-21 7:08:06 AM  
God, I hate people. I have an operation scheduled 2 weeks after Thanksgiving, and I don't know if I'll be able to have it because of morons, and if I can have it, I'll be terrified the whole time because I'll be in a hospital filled with people who have Covid.
 
2020-11-21 7:09:08 AM  

groppet: But I need to see my family because of freedom and stuff!

I have seen videos of grown adults whining about how disney isn't fully open yet  and how they need to go and hate sitting at home. I don't plan on doing shiat until I get the shot and if it isn't until next year so be it. I was planning on a road trip over the summer, turns out it wasn't in the cards, guess I'll wait for next summer.


Nope, if the libs have their way, you won't be going anywhere until after the 2022 elections.
 
2020-11-21 7:09:09 AM  
But I need to get drunk and shout at my relatives while we sit around a dead bird!  It's what god intended!
 
2020-11-21 7:16:12 AM  
Dear God.

What the hell are they doing.

We should be shutting down air travel.
 
2020-11-21 7:17:38 AM  
I imagine Black Friday is going to be the real spreader event. I can just imagine all kinds of dumb-asses piling up to get the new whatever..
 
2020-11-21 7:21:02 AM  

jmr61: Farking people are insane.


Fortunately for me, I have not farked anyone in quite some time.
 
2020-11-21 7:34:31 AM  

naughtyrev: God, I hate people. I have an operation scheduled 2 weeks after Thanksgiving, and I don't know if I'll be able to have it because of morons, and if I can have it, I'll be terrified the whole time because I'll be in a hospital filled with people who have Covid.


I was supposed to have one last week but have delayed it.  I'm not only worried for myself, but the poor person that is required to drop me off and pick me up.
 
2020-11-21 7:39:07 AM  

CarnySaur: naughtyrev: God, I hate people. I have an operation scheduled 2 weeks after Thanksgiving, and I don't know if I'll be able to have it because of morons, and if I can have it, I'll be terrified the whole time because I'll be in a hospital filled with people who have Covid.

I was supposed to have one last week but have delayed it.  I'm not only worried for myself, but the poor person that is required to drop me off and pick me up.


My sympathies for the both of you, this is the untold fallout from this whole thing, all the people who need other medical attention getting absolutely shafted as a result.
 
2020-11-21 7:44:34 AM  
 
2020-11-21 7:47:24 AM  

Smoking GNU: CarnySaur: naughtyrev: God, I hate people. I have an operation scheduled 2 weeks after Thanksgiving, and I don't know if I'll be able to have it because of morons, and if I can have it, I'll be terrified the whole time because I'll be in a hospital filled with people who have Covid.

I was supposed to have one last week but have delayed it.  I'm not only worried for myself, but the poor person that is required to drop me off and pick me up.

My sympathies for the both of you, this is the untold fallout from this whole thing, all the people who need other medical attention getting absolutely shafted as a result.


These people only care about themselves. They can't see past their own noses to the impact that their behavior has downstream.

Yet they will be the ones being a massive Karen about getting the nicest hospital bed, the best care, and a ventilator when they are being told there's no room in the hospital and go sit in your car with this oxygen mask until we call your number.

People that have become used to instant satisfaction just think there's an infinite amount of everything available for their consumption at their pleasure, including other people's lives. It's awful.
 
2020-11-21 7:48:31 AM  

foo monkey: jmr61: Farking people are insane.

Fortunately for me, I have not farked anyone in quite some time.


me either



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2020-11-21 7:51:00 AM  

The_Sponge: Meanwhile,the hypocrisy continues......

https://www.latimes.com/california/sto​ry/2020-11-16/california-lawmakers-haw​aii-conference-covid-19?fbclid=IwAR0rW​8laKpCzQfdW0lXFi9EuW4btQJFsms8ZREWnXgU​HiORUU7uXW-ydLC0


Are you a script? Did you have some psychological break and are now focused entirely on this story?
 
2020-11-21 7:51:44 AM  
No surprise.  The interstate had double the usual traffic on the way home from work yesterday.  This crap is going to spread like mayonnaise.
 
2020-11-21 7:54:51 AM  

Kaeru: Smoking GNU: CarnySaur: naughtyrev: God, I hate people. I have an operation scheduled 2 weeks after Thanksgiving, and I don't know if I'll be able to have it because of morons, and if I can have it, I'll be terrified the whole time because I'll be in a hospital filled with people who have Covid.

I was supposed to have one last week but have delayed it.  I'm not only worried for myself, but the poor person that is required to drop me off and pick me up.

My sympathies for the both of you, this is the untold fallout from this whole thing, all the people who need other medical attention getting absolutely shafted as a result.

These people only care about themselves. They can't see past their own noses to the impact that their behavior has downstream.

Yet they will be the ones being a massive Karen about getting the nicest hospital bed, the best care, and a ventilator when they are being told there's no room in the hospital and go sit in your car with this oxygen mask until we call your number.

People that have become used to instant satisfaction just think there's an infinite amount of everything available for their consumption at their pleasure, including other people's lives. It's awful.


I'm assuming you don't mean the 2 farkers i replied to.
 
2020-11-21 7:57:39 AM  

holdmybones: The_Sponge: Meanwhile,the hypocrisy continues......

https://www.latimes.com/california/sto​ry/2020-11-16/california-lawmakers-haw​aii-conference-covid-19?fbclid=IwAR0rW​8laKpCzQfdW0lXFi9EuW4btQJFsms8ZREWnXgU​HiORUU7uXW-ydLC0

Are you a script? Did you have some psychological break and are now focused entirely on this story?


Apparently, sacrificing during COVID is for the little people, not the elites.
 
2020-11-21 7:59:11 AM  
Most of the people were properly sporting chin diapers, what's the problem.
 
2020-11-21 8:00:32 AM  

The_Sponge: holdmybones: The_Sponge: Meanwhile,the hypocrisy continues......

https://www.latimes.com/california/sto​ry/2020-11-16/california-lawmakers-haw​aii-conference-covid-19?fbclid=IwAR0rW​8laKpCzQfdW0lXFi9EuW4btQJFsms8ZREWnXgU​HiORUU7uXW-ydLC0

Are you a script? Did you have some psychological break and are now focused entirely on this story?

Apparently, sacrificing during COVID is for the little people, not the elites.


You don't live in California. You seem to travel freely despite health warnings and consideration for others. You seem to have no problem with the myriad of conservatives going all over the place and telling people not to listen to health advice. You've brought this up over a dozen times in a week.

Grow up.
 
2020-11-21 8:01:58 AM  

holdmybones: The_Sponge: holdmybones: The_Sponge: Meanwhile,the hypocrisy continues......

https://www.latimes.com/california/sto​ry/2020-11-16/california-lawmakers-haw​aii-conference-covid-19?fbclid=IwAR0rW​8laKpCzQfdW0lXFi9EuW4btQJFsms8ZREWnXgU​HiORUU7uXW-ydLC0

Are you a script? Did you have some psychological break and are now focused entirely on this story?

Apparently, sacrificing during COVID is for the little people, not the elites.

You don't live in California. You seem to travel freely despite health warnings and consideration for others. You seem to have no problem with the myriad of conservatives going all over the place and telling people not to listen to health advice. You've brought this up over a dozen times in a week.

Grow up.


Okay, shut-in.
 
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