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(TMZ)   No, Mister Gator, you cannot has puppy. Not yours   (tmz.com) divider line
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3335 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Nov 2020 at 11:21 PM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-20 8:58:20 PM  
Give them both steaks
 
2020-11-20 11:30:03 PM  
Everybody loves a puppy.
 
2020-11-20 11:30:28 PM  
I'm picturing him swinging the gator by the tail, over his head before flinging it over the fence.
 
2020-11-20 11:31:36 PM  
2020
 
2020-11-20 11:33:39 PM  
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/yea I know it's a croc not a gator, no one curr
 
2020-11-20 11:34:36 PM  
I'm a little disappointed the baby gator is hungry.  He could have at least tossed it a cat.
 
2020-11-20 11:38:10 PM  
I call bs on the audio. So fake. It's like a bad porno dub lol
 
2020-11-20 11:44:36 PM  
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2020-11-20 11:47:41 PM  

edmo: Give them both steaks


The guy and the puppy.  

Make the gator watch them eat it (from a safe distance).
 
2020-11-20 11:48:49 PM  
Here's to you Florida Man!
 
2020-11-20 11:50:17 PM  
That gator is just a baby. In Florida we shoo those off the porch with the broom. Call me when he tackles momma and we'll talk.
 
2020-11-21 12:01:12 AM  

BlueBox: I'm a little disappointed the baby gator is hungry.  He could have at least tossed it a cat.


Maybe the gator doesn't like eating pussy
 
2020-11-21 12:05:08 AM  

scanman61: BlueBox: I'm a little disappointed the baby gator is hungry.  He could have at least tossed it a cat.

Maybe the gator doesn't like eating pussy


You do what you gotta do when you need a raise.
 
2020-11-21 12:27:23 AM  
From the photos, looks like he "got-r-done".
 
2020-11-21 1:35:22 AM  

Sarien: scanman61: BlueBox: I'm a little disappointed the baby gator is hungry.  He could have at least tossed it a cat.

Maybe the gator doesn't like eating pussy

You do what you gotta do when you need a raise.


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2020-11-21 2:21:13 AM  

EL EM: I'm picturing him swinging the gator by the tail, over his head before flinging it over the fence.


I'm also picturing fingers in jaw like... ok.. now what...
 
2020-11-21 2:54:57 AM  

Esroc: That gator is just a baby. In Florida we shoo those off the porch with the broom. Call me when he tackles momma and we'll talk.


If it was a momma gator that puppy would have been momma gator poop within the hour.
 
2020-11-21 4:10:15 AM  
That Florida Man deserves a Hero tag!  I don't care how big or small a gator is - I don't think I'd have the steel balls to do what that man did.  Cheers to a good Florida Man story!
 
2020-11-21 6:15:22 AM  
Puppy will think twice before going anywhere near water again.
 
2020-11-21 10:37:42 AM  

drxym: Puppy will think twice before going anywhere near water again.


It didn't strike me as one of the smart breeds.
 
2020-11-21 12:59:39 PM  
I feel bad for the gator. Gator's need to eat too, not its fault it was born a specialized carnivore. It's just trying to live.

The puppy is too, and I don't feel bad that the guy saved a dog from it... but pulling the poor thing out of the water and chucking it over a fence is a dick move. Why be a dick to a creature just trying to survive, doing its natural thing? Pull the farking dog out of there, and put up a farking sign to warn people or something. Don't kick the gator's ass for not wanting to starve to death.
 
2020-11-21 10:49:28 PM  

Esroc: That gator is just a baby. In Florida we shoo those off the porch with the broom. Call me when he tackles momma and we'll talk.


He still willingly entered the water, where momma gator and the rest of the family might have been lurking nearby as well.
 
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