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2020-11-20 5:47:32 PM  
As a pot smoker, I assure you, I do nothing fast
 
2020-11-20 6:09:50 PM  
Typical cop bullsh*t
 
2020-11-20 8:42:23 PM  
The police will steal your money whether you have any pot on you or not.
 
2020-11-20 9:20:42 PM  
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2020-11-20 9:21:03 PM  
"Police are warning the public, Prop 207 may have passed, but it is still not in effect, so it is illegal to be smoking pot until that happens."

Say no more, edibles only.
 
2020-11-20 9:23:34 PM  
Wow it's like an article from a shiattier version of November 2012.
 
2020-11-20 9:25:40 PM  
Isn't this just the perfect example of how great cops are?
 
2020-11-20 9:26:56 PM  
It's Simon Says for your freedom.  Murica
 
2020-11-20 9:27:37 PM  
"Have you ever considered an in-depth legal opinion?" "...Yeah..." "But have you ever considered an in-depth legal opinion on weed?"
 
2020-11-20 9:28:38 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Typical cop bullsh*t


Clog up the court system to raise bonuses and all that.

It would be news if a municipality stopped enforcement of these drugs in light of their future decriminalization. It doesn't make any sense to keep prosecuting these "crimes" while they are still technically illegal when in just a few months it will be legal.

If you must... just do it indoors, k?
 
2020-11-20 9:29:37 PM  
Not a problem.

/Indacouch
 
2020-11-20 9:30:30 PM  

Boo_Guy: "Police are warning the public, Prop 207 may have passed, but it is still not in effect, so it is illegal to be smoking pot until that happens."

Say no more, edibles only.


I just made a batch of butter for the Thanksgiving dinner bash I'm hosting this lovely year that has an extremely exclusive guest list. Both my wife and I were lucky enough to make the cut for the only two seats available.
 
2020-11-20 9:33:57 PM  
OK I get it, the law hasn't taken effect yet. But do you really have to bust people for something that will be legal in a short while? Especially something as small as a possession charge? Because that's just being a dick for the sake of being a dick. There's no reason to crack down on something that is only illegal short of a formality. None. This why it's not just cops that are bastards, but prosecutors too.

/justice my ass
 
2020-11-20 9:38:33 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Boo_Guy: "Police are warning the public, Prop 207 may have passed, but it is still not in effect, so it is illegal to be smoking pot until that happens."

Say no more, edibles only.

I just made a batch of butter for the Thanksgiving dinner bash I'm hosting this lovely year that has an extremely exclusive guest list. Both my wife and I were lucky enough to make the cut for the only two seats available.


I need to make a new batch. Finished the old one yesterday.
 
2020-11-20 9:47:25 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Boo_Guy: "Police are warning the public, Prop 207 may have passed, but it is still not in effect, so it is illegal to be smoking pot until that happens."

Say no more, edibles only.

I just made a batch of butter for the Thanksgiving dinner bash I'm hosting this lovely year that has an extremely exclusive guest list. Both my wife and I were lucky enough to make the cut for the only two seats available.


Sounds tasty. I just order mine off the web so they're usually in gummy form, there's also a cannabis infused iced tea power that I like a lot.

I found some freezies with THC in them last time, I thought those were a cool idea.

I would love baked edibles but I don't want to make them and I mail order my stuff so they wouldn't be too fresh by the time they arrive, oh well.
 
2020-11-20 9:50:43 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Typical cop bullsh*t


Laws have an effective date. There are rules, even for drugs.
 
2020-11-20 9:52:10 PM  
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2020-11-20 9:54:09 PM  
I should buy some pot cat . Jpeg
 
2020-11-20 9:55:45 PM  
NYC (and Woody) can relate.

New Marijuana Policy - SNL
Youtube T5ei9nEWfyU
 
2020-11-20 9:56:59 PM  

bfh0417: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Typical cop bullsh*t

Laws have an effective date. There are rules, even for drugs.


Yea they never pick and choose which ones they enforce, nooo, never.

They still enforce that no walking a rooster before noon law as hard today as they did when it was enacted in 1893.

They never decide to just give warnings or look the other way no sir, 100% enforcement 100% of the time of everything on the books.
 
2020-11-20 9:57:11 PM  
Pffft ridiculous.........I dont smoke anymore (well once every other month -- maybe) but know a lot about cultivation and am very "experienced". My neighbor has cancer and she wanted weed but wanted to grow it herself.....she is very earthy that way..So I helped all last season. 2 Sativa, 2 Indica - I taught her everything over the course of the grow.  Excellent yield and more weed than she knows what to do with.....In fact there is still more to manicure right now.....I can tell when she has either had the Sativa or the Indica and I say so....she tells me Im a god....She had a marvelous new experience with this endeavor - hopefully she survives.  I was proud of my work, my product and the good I did for the community/my neighbor.  Fuk this legality crap - some people really benefit from its properties..... but hey im in CA so.....nobody cares.....

If everyone grew their own.....there would be no gangster/black market/street dealing crap anymore....its a fukin plant man!!!!! it just takes time, effort and care.....How weed is even a "thing" with the cartels as a revenue source anymore I just dont understand.....

I even got my staunch republican dad (85 yrs) to start smoking/ingesting some......staunch republican - he likes very much.....
 
2020-11-20 9:57:19 PM  

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Try growing sativa
 
2020-11-20 9:57:45 PM  
"protect and serve"

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2020-11-20 10:02:39 PM  

cretinbob: As a pot smoker, I assure you, I do nothing fast


That's not what your wife said.
 
2020-11-20 10:04:11 PM  

Boo_Guy: bfh0417: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Typical cop bullsh*t

Laws have an effective date. There are rules, even for drugs.

Yea they never pick and choose which ones they enforce, nooo, never.

They still enforce that no walking a rooster before noon law as hard today as they did when it was enacted in 1893.

They never decide to just give warnings or look the other way no sir, 100% enforcement 100% of the time of everything on the books.


In my hometown there's literally a law that says you can't drive a car through Main Street.
 
2020-11-20 10:04:57 PM  
Maybe they should exercise some of that notorious discretion they constantly use to let off neo-Nazi agitators and cops who murder people in broad daylight and conform to a law that they farking well know has passed. Can these pricks stop being irredeemable pieces of shiat for even a couple of months?
 
2020-11-20 10:23:38 PM  
I read that as "pot stickers".  Dinner is late; I'm hungry.
 
2020-11-20 10:28:41 PM  

Stibium: Boo_Guy: bfh0417: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Typical cop bullsh*t

Laws have an effective date. There are rules, even for drugs.

Yea they never pick and choose which ones they enforce, nooo, never.

They still enforce that no walking a rooster before noon law as hard today as they did when it was enacted in 1893.

They never decide to just give warnings or look the other way no sir, 100% enforcement 100% of the time of everything on the books.

In my hometown there's literally a law that says you can't drive a car

through Main Street.

Well, to be fair, going throughit would damage the street, the car, anyone inside.
And to be honest, I'd really like to see someone actually do it.
 
2020-11-20 10:36:38 PM  

cretinbob: As a pot smoker, I assure you, I do nothing fast


This.

Though I often have lots of energy.  Makes doing dishes enjoyable.
 
2020-11-20 10:38:06 PM  

monkeyboycjc: Stibium: Boo_Guy: bfh0417: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Typical cop bullsh*t

Laws have an effective date. There are rules, even for drugs.

Yea they never pick and choose which ones they enforce, nooo, never.

They still enforce that no walking a rooster before noon law as hard today as they did when it was enacted in 1893.

They never decide to just give warnings or look the other way no sir, 100% enforcement 100% of the time of everything on the books.

In my hometown there's literally a law that says you can't drive a car through Main Street.

Well, to be fair, going throughit would damage the street, the car, anyone inside.
And to be honest, I'd really like to see someone actually do it.


You'd think within a hundred years someone would have done it. Of course I implore everyone wanting to do that to think twice because the cast iron pipes delivering gas have literally rusted away.

Glad my parents don't use gas and stay several miles out of reach.
 
2020-11-20 10:49:11 PM  
Police are warning the public...

this happens in fascist societies
 
2020-11-20 10:59:33 PM  

monkeyboycjc: Stibium: Boo_Guy: bfh0417: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Typical cop bullsh*t

Laws have an effective date. There are rules, even for drugs.

Yea they never pick and choose which ones they enforce, nooo, never.

They still enforce that no walking a rooster before noon law as hard today as they did when it was enacted in 1893.

They never decide to just give warnings or look the other way no sir, 100% enforcement 100% of the time of everything on the books.

In my hometown there's literally a law that says you can't drive a car through Main Street.

Well, to be fair, going throughit would damage the street, the car, anyone inside.
And to be honest, I'd really like to see someone actually do it.


Just install some hot wheels/dukes of hazzard jumps on both end of the street. Problem solved.
 
2020-11-20 10:59:34 PM  

bfh0417: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Typical cop bullsh*t

Laws have an effective date. There are rules, even for drugs.


Uh huh, uh huh.  And what exactly would be the purpose of arresting people for a "crime" that will very shortly not be a crime?  Who will it benefit?  What social good does it provide?
 
2020-11-20 11:09:40 PM  

cretinbob: As a pot smoker, I assure you, I do nothing fast


as a canadian, i laugh harder
 
2020-11-20 11:10:24 PM  
oh, people will be selling and buying it, Uncle Sam just won't be getting any tax revenue from it because republican jeezus whiskey gun hobby lobby
 
2020-11-20 11:18:32 PM  
no officer I didn't sell it. I gave it to him. then he gifted me some money for my birthday.
 
2020-11-20 11:53:31 PM  

bfh0417: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Typical cop bullsh*t

Laws have an effective date. There are rules, even for drugs.


They will just end up wiping all the charges after legalization goes into effect so why waste the farking time and effort. How about the pussy cops go find some militia wankers to stop from plotting armed violence? Oh, wait, I see the problem, stoners don't usually shoot back.
 
2020-11-20 11:56:40 PM  

Hobodeluxe: no officer I didn't sell it. I gave it to him. then he gifted me some money for my birthday.


\•/ those stupid hypothetical fraternity brothers can"t countings

/f*ck the police
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2020-11-21 12:02:21 AM  
As a whitehaired, semi- conservative, Texan I am jealous. There's a good chance I won't live to see Texas
legalize pot before I pass on. I might make it to Colorado this summer and hot damn am I gonna have fun.
 
2020-11-21 12:15:10 AM  

sweet-daddy-2: As a whitehaired, semi- conservative, Texan I am jealous. There's a good chance I won't live to see Texas
legalize pot before I pass on. I might make it to Colorado this summer and hot damn am I gonna have fun.


Willie Nelson didn't seem terribly concerned about the legality of it in Texas... as a Colorado resident, enjoy the cannabis, take a hike, rent a sup, lots to do.
 
2020-11-21 1:05:53 AM  
Wasn't there some Oxford Comma thing going on earlier this week?

/ I don't have time to look and I already forgot anyway.
 
2020-11-21 1:08:25 AM  

cretinbob: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Boo_Guy: "Police are warning the public, Prop 207 may have passed, but it is still not in effect, so it is illegal to be smoking pot until that happens."

Say no more, edibles only.

I just made a batch of butter for the Thanksgiving dinner bash I'm hosting this lovely year that has an extremely exclusive guest list. Both my wife and I were lucky enough to make the cut for the only two seats available.

I need to make a new batch. Finished the old one yesterday.


I got my moonshine up over 70% so now it's just weedshine for the for seeable future for me.
 
2020-11-21 1:10:53 AM  

Stibium: Boo_Guy: bfh0417: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Typical cop bullsh*t

Laws have an effective date. There are rules, even for drugs.

Yea they never pick and choose which ones they enforce, nooo, never.

They still enforce that no walking a rooster before noon law as hard today as they did when it was enacted in 1893.

They never decide to just give warnings or look the other way no sir, 100% enforcement 100% of the time of everything on the books.

In my hometown there's literally a law that says you can't drive a car through Main Street.


Well of course, you should On main st. Not through it.
 
2020-11-21 1:12:47 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: cretinbob: As a pot smoker, I assure you, I do nothing fast

That's not what your wife said.


She never said that. Pot smokers can't get it up.
 
2020-11-21 2:16:00 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: sweet-daddy-2: As a whitehaired, semi- conservative, Texan I am jealous. There's a good chance I won't live to see Texas
legalize pot before I pass on. I might make it to Colorado this summer and hot damn am I gonna have fun.

Willie Nelson didn't seem terribly concerned about the legality of it in Texas... as a Colorado resident, enjoy the cannabis, take a hike, rent a sup, lots to do.


Willie Nelson smokes and open-carries copious amounts of gange. We don't all have Willie's clout
 
2020-11-21 3:45:54 AM  

Dictatorial_Flair: Maybe they should exercise some of that notorious discretion they constantly use to let off neo-Nazi agitators and cops who murder people in broad daylight and conform to a law that they farking well know has passed. Can these pricks stop being irredeemable pieces of shiat for even a couple of months?


Cops are always butthurt whenever weed becomes legal.

For one, a lot of people have weed with them. Another thing, it has a strong smell.

So if you are a cop, and you don't like someone for any reason, you can often just bust them for weed.

Leading to massive butthurt. No more "I smell weed, let's search the car."
 
2020-11-21 4:29:25 AM  

jefferator: Pffft ridiculous.........I dont smoke anymore (well once every other month -- maybe) but know a lot about cultivation and am very "experienced". My neighbor has cancer and she wanted weed but wanted to grow it herself.....she is very earthy that way..So I helped all last season. 2 Sativa, 2 Indica - I taught her everything over the course of the grow.  Excellent yield and more weed than she knows what to do with.....In fact there is still more to manicure right now.....I can tell when she has either had the Sativa or the Indica and I say so....she tells me Im a god....She had a marvelous new experience with this endeavor - hopefully she survives.  I was proud of my work, my product and the good I did for the community/my neighbor.  Fuk this legality crap - some people really benefit from its properties..... but hey im in CA so.....nobody cares.....

If everyone grew their own.....there would be no gangster/black market/street dealing crap anymore....its a fukin plant man!!!!! it just takes time, effort and care.....How weed is even a "thing" with the cartels as a revenue source anymore I just dont understand.....

I even got my staunch republican dad (85 yrs) to start smoking/ingesting some......staunch republican - he likes very much.....


In Nevada it was written into the ballot question that it would be illegal to grow if there was a dispensary within a certain distance from your house. It probably doesn't matter anyway, many people just continued to buy from their usual dealer at about half the price of the legal stuff.
 
2020-11-21 7:23:17 AM  

sidailurch: OK I get it, the law hasn't taken effect yet. But do you really have to bust people for something that will be legal in a short while? Especially something as small as a possession charge? Because that's just being a dick for the sake of being a dick. There's no reason to crack down on something that is only illegal short of a formality. None. This why it's not just cops that are bastards, but prosecutors too.

/justice my ass


Maricopa County is dropping all pending cases for possession.  But I guess the cops are still gonna be dicks about it?

"The Maricopa County Attorney's Office announced Monday it is dismissing all pending and unfiled cases involving marijuana possession and paraphernalia charges."

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/​l​ocal/phoenix/2020/11/09/maricopa-count​y-attorneys-office-dismiss-all-pending​-marijuana-possession-charges-citing-p​roposition/6229144002/
 
2020-11-21 7:55:45 AM  
FTFA))"So, for example, a fraternity who thinks, 'hey, we've got 20 guys living in the house, let's start a plantation.'


I larfed at that.
 
2020-11-21 8:12:51 AM  
It's Not News, It's Fark

Every time a jurisdiction makes a change to its drug laws we get the obligatory statement from the police.
 
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