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2020-11-20 4:56:14 PM  
Let's hope this is not politically motivated and just a "natural American" occurence.
 
2020-11-20 4:56:24 PM  
Tree of Libety watered no trans!

USA! USA! USA! (repeat until intubated)
 
2020-11-20 4:58:13 PM  
Didn't Kyle *just* make bail?
 
2020-11-20 5:00:07 PM  
This is the mall I usually go to usually.

Apparently no fatalities reported as medical examiners office has not been called. People coming out on stretchers appear to be awake and talking.
 
2020-11-20 5:00:07 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: Let's hope this is not politically motivated and just a "natural American" occurrence.


Well Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse got out on bail today
 
2020-11-20 5:00:09 PM  
Pew pew pew
Merica, Fark yeah!!!!
That being said..... Seriously people, WTF
If I can go through life deciding not to shoot people that need it. You can get through life not shooting people that don't.
 
2020-11-20 5:00:47 PM  
THANKS, TRUMP!
 
2020-11-20 5:00:49 PM  
at least with COVID there are hopefully less people shopping
 
2020-11-20 5:00:53 PM  
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2020-11-20 5:01:32 PM  
Why are there people at a mall?  We are in a pandemic.  All people, especially the non essential, should be locked the fark down.  Anybody out and about at a mall today is a trumpet, and thus only trumpers can be shot at a mall.  Doesn't even sound like a problem.
 
2020-11-20 5:01:38 PM  
So is he a misunderstood lone wolf or a violent terrorist? I'm asking what his skin color is.
 
2020-11-20 5:01:54 PM  
Just a Trump Supporter rising up.  Get used to it.
 
2020-11-20 5:02:17 PM  
Sounds like a bang up time at the mall.

/Glad I didn't shop today at Target
//I'll stop now
 
2020-11-20 5:03:02 PM  

Azlefty: Well Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse got out on bail today


possibly related, but more likely related to the protests in Tosa. This is the mall where Alvin Cole was shot.

Or most probably, another crazy person with a gun.
 
2020-11-20 5:03:47 PM  

Azlefty: ParallelUniverseParking: Let's hope this is not politically motivated and just a "natural American" occurrence.

Well Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse got out on bail today


Mr. Rittenhouse and his mother will both be in jail awaiting trial, without bail, come February 7th.  Expect terror charges.
 
2020-11-20 5:04:54 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Why are there people at a mall?  We are in a pandemic.  All people, especially the non essential, should be locked the fark down.  Anybody out and about at a mall today is a trumpet, and thus only trumpers can be shot at a mall.  Doesn't even sound like a problem.


*American conservative "Law and Order" style typing detected*
 
2020-11-20 5:05:03 PM  
Maybe they're only shooting people that aren't wearing a mask. If so, is that so bad?

Seriously though, we have so many problems as a nation. It's getting exhausting.
 
2020-11-20 5:05:22 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: Let's hope this is not politically motivated and just a "natural American" occurence.


Trumpsters are getting seriously unhinged.
I had an old man try to start a fight with me the other day because I shook my head in disbelief as he drove his big ole truck the wrong way down the parking lot lane making everyone else get out of his way.
He was leaving but circled around to try and start shiat.
 
2020-11-20 5:06:10 PM  
Did Kyle use money raised by the NRA to buy another gun?
 
2020-11-20 5:07:17 PM  
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2020-11-20 5:08:08 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Just a Trump Supporter rising up.  Get used to it.


Thank god the only people that are dumb enough to be out during this pandemic are republicans.  You farkers can breath a sigh of relief knowing that none of your own were shot.
 
2020-11-20 5:08:09 PM  
I used to go to this mall fairly regularly. Good thing I left WI behind.
 
2020-11-20 5:08:49 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Why are there people at a mall?  We are in a pandemic.  All people, especially the non essential, should be locked the fark down.  Anybody out and about at a mall today is a trumpet, and thus only trumpers can be shot at a mall.  Doesn't even sound like a problem.


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Your lack of civility is very concerning.
 
2020-11-20 5:10:28 PM  
Finally, a use case for large capacity magazines. Social distancing makes shooting large number of people at once more difficult which requires additional shots.
 
2020-11-20 5:10:44 PM  
Meh.  I'm holding out for a listless shooter.  That at least would have the merit of being non-hyperbolic.
 
2020-11-20 5:11:07 PM  
Not just active, but "very active"


#BREAKING A police dispatcher says officers are responding to "a very active situation" at a suburban Milwaukee mall. https://t.co/6ZYcqnt7Lj
- FOX19 NOW (@FOX19) November 20, 2020
 
2020-11-20 5:11:53 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Why are there people at a mall?  We are in a pandemic.  All people, especially the non essential, should be locked the fark down.  Anybody out and about at a mall today is a trumpet, and thus only trumpers can be shot at a mall.  Doesn't even sound like a problem.


Trumpers get shot at a mall during a pandemic for 3 reasons :

- they dont believe in pandemics
- they dont believe in gun control
- they dont believe in universal health care

Theres 3 reasons right there they deserve it. Get shot at a mall because you're a farking idiot, who voted against gun control and now gonna go bankrupt paying for your gunshot wounds for the next decade.

KARMA, I LOVE IT. Too bad it aint happening more.
 
2020-11-20 5:12:47 PM  
Dunno why they need to send the cops out to deal with a tiny issue like this. I doubt the shooter even kills as many people as a typical flu season.

Just deal with it, we can't shut the mall down for something so minor
 
2020-11-20 5:12:56 PM  

cretinbob: ParallelUniverseParking: Let's hope this is not politically motivated and just a "natural American" occurence.

Trumpsters are getting seriously unhinged.
I had an old man try to start a fight with me the other day because I shook my head in disbelief as he drove his big ole truck the wrong way down the parking lot lane making everyone else get out of his way.
He was leaving but circled around to try and start shiat.


I remember America being filled with insufferable, loudmouthed, moronic assholes before trump. A lot of them wear red baseball hats now, but they were always there.
 
2020-11-20 5:13:50 PM  

SurfaceTension: Not just active, but "very active"


#BREAKING A police dispatcher says officers are responding to "a very active situation" at a suburban Milwaukee mall. https://t.co/6ZYcqnt7Lj
- FOX19 NOW (@FOX19) November 20, 2020


Is he shooting with two guns at the same time?
 
2020-11-20 5:14:29 PM  
My guess is someone asked someone to where a mask because that is where we are as a nation now.
 
2020-11-20 5:16:05 PM  
"All squads head to the mall for shots fired," a dispatcher radioed to officers.

I thought the article said "All squid heads to the mall". I need to put down the weed and Frosted Flakes
 
2020-11-20 5:16:16 PM  

snarfyboy: This is the mall I usually go to usually.

Apparently no fatalities reported as medical examiners office has not been called. People coming out on stretchers appear to be awake and talking.


My cousin works there.  Kinda freaked out as we haven't heard from him yet.
 
2020-11-20 5:16:57 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Mr. Rittenhouse and his mother will both be in jail awaiting trial, without bail, come February 7th.  Expect terror charges.


Why February 7th?
 
2020-11-20 5:17:11 PM  

genner: I used to go to this mall fairly regularly. Good thing I left WI behind.


Not so CSB.

When the Omaha mall shooter killed 8, I had just left Crossroads Mall. I wasn't even to my car when people came running out screaming.

Shook me and my co-worker to the core.
 
2020-11-20 5:17:53 PM  

SurfaceTension: Not just active, but "very active"


#BREAKING A police dispatcher says officers are responding to "a very active situation" at a suburban Milwaukee mall. https://t.co/6ZYcqnt7Lj
- FOX19 NOW (@FOX19) November 20, 2020


So he's shooting people while doing crossfit?
 
2020-11-20 5:19:33 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: "All squads head to the mall for shots fired," a dispatcher radioed to officers.

I thought the article said "All squid heads to the mall". I need to put down the weed and Frosted Flakes


Squid Heads is the name of my Sponge Bob Taking Heads vuvuzela hybrid techno cover band
 
2020-11-20 5:19:44 PM  
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2020-11-20 5:21:40 PM  

kindms: at least with COVID there are hopefully less people shopping


I was driving by an hour ago. The parking lot was full. I had to re-route because police car after police car was swarming in, including two big armoured cars.

While I was out five ambulances passed me on the way to the hospital. Four had sirens blaring. The fifth did not. I guess that could mean either the passenger is lightly injured or dead.
 
2020-11-20 5:22:54 PM  
I read there's supposed to be a "MAGA rally" Satirday 11/21 at or near said mall (which is down the road from me at the moment).  Wonder if related?

/obvious?
 
2020-11-20 5:23:10 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: genner: I used to go to this mall fairly regularly. Good thing I left WI behind.

Not so CSB.

When the Omaha mall shooter killed 8, I had just left Crossroads Mall. I wasn't even to my car when people came running out screaming.

Shook me and my co-worker to the core.


I was at that mall that day.
Was already back at my hotel when it happened.
I count myself lucky
 
2020-11-20 5:23:14 PM  
Shooter still at large? Sounds like the cops are sweeping the location still. There may still be bodies to find...
 
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2020-11-20 5:23:34 PM  
Subby apparently thinks Chicago isn't part of America.
 
2020-11-20 5:23:40 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: Let's hope this is not politically motivated and just a "natural American" occurence.


Stupid teenage gang shiat goes on at that mall often. Very unlikely to be political.

/ I live a quarter mile away
 
2020-11-20 5:24:14 PM  

gilgigamesh: SurfaceTension: Not just active, but "very active"


#BREAKING A police dispatcher says officers are responding to "a very active situation" at a suburban Milwaukee mall. https://t.co/6ZYcqnt7Lj
- FOX19 NOW (@FOX19) November 20, 2020

So he's shooting people while doing crossfit?


It sounds more like he has ADHD and forgot to take his adderall.  Don't worry, something shiny will catch his eye soon enough.
 
2020-11-20 5:24:48 PM  
In other news, there are still malls.
 
2020-11-20 5:24:53 PM  

gilgigamesh: SurfaceTension: Not just active, but "very active"


#BREAKING A police dispatcher says officers are responding to "a very active situation" at a suburban Milwaukee mall. https://t.co/6ZYcqnt7Lj
- FOX19 NOW (@FOX19) November 20, 2020

So he's shooting people while doing crossfit?


Ok, that was funny.  My cousin is fine, but he was in the mall on break when it happened. He doesn't know any details, though.
 
2020-11-20 5:25:11 PM  

freddyV: Farkin_Crazy: genner: I used to go to this mall fairly regularly. Good thing I left WI behind.

Not so CSB.

When the Omaha mall shooter killed 8, I had just left Crossroads Mall. I wasn't even to my car when people came running out screaming.

Shook me and my co-worker to the core.

I was at that mall that day.
Was already back at my hotel when it happened.
I count myself lucky


I said Crossroads. Ugh.

It was Westroads. My office was less than 3 blocks away.
 
2020-11-20 5:25:41 PM  
Already been a couple shooting at my city's mall since COVID,.  though of the targeted variety.
 
2020-11-20 5:28:15 PM  

snarfyboy: Azlefty: Well Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse got out on bail today

possibly related, but more likely related to the protests in Tosa. This is the mall where Alvin Cole was shot.

Or most probably, another crazy person with a gun.


For those not from the Milwaukee area, Alvin Cole was the third guy in 5 years shot and killed by a cop who just the other day agreed to a severance package and will receive $125,000 in compensation for quietly leaving the Wauwatosa Police Department.
 
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