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(KSBY San Luis Obispo)   This is my Horn Shark, and I'm going to kiss him and love him and squeeze him and call him George   (ksby.com) divider line
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2020-11-20 9:40:17 PM  
was going to ask about this but if the rules are similar to the honk bag I will live in ignorance rather than risk it.
 
2020-11-20 9:43:27 PM  
Never mess with an otter, they will eat you, and all your children.

/and your little dog, too.
 
2020-11-20 9:45:25 PM  
Foreplay?
 
2020-11-20 9:46:47 PM  
'There is no indication at this point if the animal did feed on the shark or what exactly is was doing with it,...'

Sucks nobody was nearby with a really good camera to find out.
 
2020-11-20 9:50:45 PM  

kayanlau: Never mess with an otter, they will eat you, and all your children.

/and your little dog, too.


I read that in Troy McClure's voice.
 
2020-11-20 9:58:44 PM  
That otter was just playing with it. They're little rascals.
They're just funny and cute critters. 🤗
 
2020-11-20 9:58:47 PM  

kayanlau: Never mess with an otter, they will eat you, and all your children.

/and your little dog, too.


There was this time at the zoo a chipmunk got in the otter tank. It got disembodied, all limbs bit off, then the otters started playing with the bobbing "fuzzy Twinkie". Those otters were having a wonderful time!

The class of kindergartners witnessing it weren't.
 
2020-11-20 9:59:47 PM  

kayanlau: Never mess with an otter, they will eat you, and all your children.

/and your little dog, too.


I lived just up the street from Flamingo Gardens in Ft Laudedale.  Really beautiful botanical garden, my father volunteered there after Mom died.

One of the things they had was an otter exhibit.  Long story short people are assholes and a visitor lifted his kid over the wall to pet one of the cuties.

Otter only ate one finger so I guess they were lucky
 
2020-11-20 10:00:28 PM  
Oh damn baby, you got fish breathe!!!!

You too.

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2020-11-20 10:14:33 PM  

Albert911emt: Oh damn baby, you got fish breathe!!!!

You too.

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2020-11-20 11:21:25 PM  
"I'm a shark, I'm a shark! Su-WhoaWhoaWhoa; it's just a meme!"
 
2020-11-20 11:23:29 PM  
"I can relate to the headline." - Sylvester
 
2020-11-20 11:23:52 PM  
Those otters won't be sucking, bruh.

/ouch! Yikes!
 
2020-11-21 1:27:10 AM  
First dive after scuba certification i speared a little horn shark 2 or 3 feet long. The divemaster said " what'd you do that for?". Well it looked bigger and i had an itchy spear...let it go.
 
2020-11-21 7:34:23 AM  

Datanerd: Foreplay?


"Hey, baby, remember the Wuzzles?"
 
2020-11-21 9:22:37 AM  
Perversion! Abomination! Dogs and cats sleeping together! Otters and sharks ...

My dog and cat, let me show them to you...
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2020-11-21 9:24:45 AM  

poodebunker: That otter was just playing with it. They're little rascals.
They're just funny and cute critters. 🤗


Who'll eat your face, given the chance.
 
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