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(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Boobies Just in time for nippy weather, you can now legally be topless in Minneapolis city parks   (startribune.com) divider line
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2020-11-20 3:54:02 PM  
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2020-11-20 6:19:09 PM  
That's "nipply weather" when it gets chilly.
 
2020-11-20 6:19:14 PM  
telling people they cannot take their blouse off is some skewed shiat. aren't politicians supposed to do the will of the people?
 
2020-11-20 6:20:25 PM  

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2020-11-20 6:20:40 PM  
Topless?

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2020-11-20 6:21:09 PM  
Motorboating in the parks is still not allowed.
 
2020-11-20 6:21:32 PM  

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Name of the former!
 
2020-11-20 6:22:17 PM  
Whoops...meant to have a question mark.
 
2020-11-20 6:22:26 PM  
I'm just here to monitor for bookmarks
 
2020-11-20 6:23:25 PM  
In Minneapolis in winter?  Think how many eyes are going to get poked out.
 
2020-11-20 6:23:52 PM  
I wish they had ticketed moobs instead
 
2020-11-20 6:24:48 PM  

The_Sponge: KingOfTown: [Fark user image image 233x302]

Name of the former!


Pretty sure Jesus as he came and gone a long time before she was born
 
2020-11-20 6:24:51 PM  
Threads like these is what make some of us fellers miss the old Fark...

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2020-11-20 6:25:05 PM  
And yet the prudes at Fark still have a problem with bare female breasts...
 
2020-11-20 6:26:56 PM  

The_Sponge: KingOfTown: [Fark user image image 233x302]

Name of the former!


Hey, does anybody have the original of that?
 
2020-11-20 6:27:16 PM  
i'm not from minnesota, nor do i live anywhere near the state.  but, free da titty, save da city!
 
2020-11-20 6:28:18 PM  

noitsnot: The_Sponge: KingOfTown: [Fark user image image 233x302]

Name of the former!

Hey, does anybody have the original of that?


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2020-11-20 6:28:30 PM  

SBinRR: Motorboating in the parks is still not allowed.


Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

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2020-11-20 6:39:43 PM  

Mock26: And yet the prudes at Fark still have a problem with bare female breasts...


It's not a prude thing. It's a work okayness / not getting shunted by Google thing. There's plenty of other places to go look at titties if that's what gets you through your day.

Besides the business aspects of dialing down the 'lad mag' stuff, Drew went beyond that in taking a stand to make Fark more inclusive. This is commendable. I feel like now I can forward Fark links to folks without being looked at as some creepy old dude. I couldn't say the same about the old Fark.

You'll Get Over It.
 
2020-11-20 6:42:21 PM  
Hey, the original ordinance was perfectly gender neutral.  It clearly stated that neither men nor women could their female breasts!
 
2020-11-20 6:45:25 PM  
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2020-11-20 6:56:14 PM  

what the cat dragged in: Mock26: And yet the prudes at Fark still have a problem with bare female breasts...

It's not a prude thing. It's a work okayness / not getting shunted by Google thing.


And those business policies are based on a prudish mentality.
 
2020-11-20 6:59:14 PM  
Is this legal now?

Purple Rain purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka
Youtube S38O7MB8Dwk
 
2020-11-20 7:01:48 PM  
Germany lets people go nude in parks.

Society seems to do pretty ok there still.
 
2020-11-20 7:02:46 PM  
Ok so where are the gratuitous Nip pics?
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Damn you mister Russell. Damn you back to the grave
 
2020-11-20 7:03:16 PM  
Under city and state law, it's legal for anyone to be topless in public.

I think that overstate things. Minnesota and Minneapolis laws don't specifically prohibit toplessness or exposure of any other body parts, but the state does have an indecent exposure ordinance against any public act that "willfully and lewdly exposes the person's body, or the private parts thereof". [Full text at https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/ci​te/617.23]

That ordinance does specifically allow breastfeeding, which is nice, but the fact that they had to amend it to spell that out specifically, and don't specifically allow toplessness, suggests that that non-breastfeeding breast exposure would implicitly be indecent exposure. Or at least it leaves it open enough that police and prosecutors can still harass people over it.
 
2020-11-20 7:05:54 PM  

Exluddite: Is this legal now?

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2020-11-20 7:07:03 PM  

berylman: Ok so where are the gratuitous Nip pics?
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/maybe somebody else here watched one or both of the documentary series I watched
 
2020-11-20 7:13:37 PM  

what the cat dragged in: Mock26: And yet the prudes at Fark still have a problem with bare female breasts...

It's not a prude thing. It's a work okayness / not getting shunted by Google thing. There's plenty of other places to go look at titties if that's what gets you through your day.

Besides the business aspects of dialing down the 'lad mag' stuff, Drew went beyond that in taking a stand to make Fark more inclusive. This is commendable. I feel like now I can forward Fark links to folks without being looked at as some creepy old dude. I couldn't say the same about the old Fark.

You'll Get Over It.


I have some bad news regarding whether you are still regarded as a creepy old dude...
 
2020-11-20 7:17:16 PM  

Johnny Bananapeel: Threads like these is what make some of us fellers miss the old Fark...

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It's really the only reason I'm still here, to share stories of The Before Time.
 
2020-11-20 7:18:43 PM  
Lakes...the final frontier. These are the ordinances of City of Minneapolis. Our new revision - to expose strange new orbs - to seek out new sights and new titillations - to boldly show  where no nips have shown before...

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2020-11-20 7:21:00 PM  
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2020-11-20 7:21:19 PM  
Considering how rapy Minneapolis parks were this summer that's probably unwise.
 
2020-11-20 7:23:41 PM  
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2020-11-20 7:29:41 PM  

Karma Chameleon: what the cat dragged in: Mock26: And yet the prudes at Fark still have a problem with bare female breasts...

It's not a prude thing. It's a work okayness / not getting shunted by Google thing.

And those business policies are based on a prudish mentality.


I agree that Americans tend to be too twitchy about nudity, breasts included. At the same time I also see how objectifying human beings (women especially) is a problem, which is the flip side of that prudishness.

There's some data that bears this out. The most repressive places tend to have the most active and... weird obsessions with porn. Indirect link: https://nypost.com/2020/11/13/pornhub​-​releases-top-porn-searches-per-state-d​uring-election-week/

Until that changes - that is, we quit objectifying people, women especially - there will always need to be some social context rules about where nudity is ok and where it isn't.

In the meantime, Fark's approach of showing respect and promoting inclusiveness serves a social good.
 
2020-11-20 7:32:12 PM  
I Love Tits--Dr. Sausage
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2020-11-20 7:35:49 PM  
Ya gonna put an eye out
 
2020-11-20 7:39:41 PM  
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2020-11-20 7:40:44 PM  

The_Sponge: KingOfTown: [Fark user image image 233x302]

Name of the former!


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Shione Cooper
 
2020-11-20 7:50:26 PM  

lamric: The_Sponge: KingOfTown: [Fark user image image 233x302]

Name of the former!

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Gracias.
 
2020-11-20 7:59:18 PM  
I always knew Lake Nokomis had a couple Northern pikes.

/ I dated her too!
// I know, I know, I muskie lying ...
/// Long way for a three-slashy punchline.
 
2020-11-20 7:59:20 PM  

Corvus: Germany lets people go nude in parks.

Society seems to do pretty ok there still.


Heck, casual nudity in public has been legal in Vermont for years.  Nobody cares.
 
2020-11-20 8:04:05 PM  

Corvus: Germany lets people go nude in parks.

Society seems to do pretty ok there still.


It's a slippery slope.
People get desensitized and find difficulty feeling arousal after that and then the only thing that gets them off is pooping on each other.

/not serious
//mostly
 
2020-11-20 8:09:13 PM  

Resident Muslim: People get desensitized and find difficulty feeling arousal after that and then the only thing that gets them off is pooping on each other.


Now now. No kink-shaming.
 
2020-11-20 8:09:46 PM  
Free the Twins City!!
 
2020-11-20 8:12:37 PM  
The Land of 10,000 Babes...

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2020-11-20 8:25:00 PM  
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2020-11-20 8:30:12 PM  
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2020-11-20 8:35:51 PM  
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2020-11-20 8:36:20 PM  
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You'll poke someone's eye out.
 
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