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(Texarkana Gazette)   Wife of cop-killer wannabe Boogaloo Boi arrested after punching officer over impounded pot bellied pig. Arrange those words however you want, they still won't make any more sense   (texarkanagazette.com) divider line
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The Pope of Manwich Village [TotalFark]
2020-11-20 6:11:45 PM  
52 votes:
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blondambition [OhFark]
2020-11-20 5:56:11 PM  
34 votes:
Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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Salmon
2020-11-20 5:52:50 PM  
31 votes:
Shes pretty hot for a White Walker.
 
Red Shirt Blues
2020-11-20 6:09:11 PM  
24 votes:
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Husband

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Wife

All makes sense now.
 
Monty_Zoncolan [TotalFark]
2020-11-20 6:00:46 PM  
23 votes:
She's a walking optical illusion. Her chin is level but the rest of her head pitches off to the left.
 
Tillmaster
2020-11-20 5:52:36 PM  
22 votes:
Strange article. As I read it, I kept hearing the sound of banjos.
 
SBinRR [BareFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-20 6:07:07 PM  
16 votes:
Close call. I stared at her eyes too long and the demon almost made the jump.  I can't afford an exorcism this year.
 
dr_iacovone
2020-11-20 6:10:22 PM  
13 votes:

waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes


lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
 
AppleOptionEsc [TotalFark]
2020-11-20 5:59:14 PM  
13 votes:

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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When an incel graduates from "lowered expectations" into "drugs is like love".
 
Vitamin_R [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-20 5:59:38 PM  
11 votes:
+1 for punching a cop tho.
 
Nonrepeating Rotating Binary
2020-11-20 6:20:06 PM  
10 votes:

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
Husband

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Wife

All makes sense now.


Bat Boy and Zombie Girl.
 
ifky
2020-11-20 6:12:49 PM  
10 votes:
She works at the South Park Mall?
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Xanlexian [OhFark]
2020-11-20 6:09:00 PM  
8 votes:

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,


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thorpe [TotalFark]
2020-11-20 7:32:17 PM  
7 votes:
FTFA:

"Arianne Swenson's husband, Aaron Caleb Swenson, 37, is currently being held in the Bowie County jail with bail set at $1 million. Aaron Swenson, an alleged member of the Boogaloo Bois, allegedly livestreamed himself on social media in April driving in the Texarkana area searching for a police officer to murder.

When arrested, Aaron Swenson was reportedly wearing body armor and had a substantial arsenal of weapons in his car, according to records. He's charged in Bowie County, Texas, with attempted capital murder of a peace officer. He's pleaded not guilty and is scheduled for a jury trial in January."

From the alternate universe (a gofundme page for her hubby):

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Hey Nurse! [BareFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-20 6:19:13 PM  
7 votes:
That is one ugly pot bellied pig
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bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-11-20 6:19:12 PM  
7 votes:
A new word just popped into my head:

Methwife.
 
Myk-House of El [TotalFark]
2020-11-20 5:54:27 PM  
7 votes:
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sinko swimo
2020-11-20 6:27:54 PM  
6 votes:

Yawp: waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes

It amazes me how the crazies always seem to find each other. I know the internet helps but they were doing it long before the internet.


that there is what family reunions is all about. finding love.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-20 3:30:28 PM  
6 votes:
Quality people there.
 
Kalyco Jack
2020-11-20 6:20:45 PM  
5 votes:

AppleOptionEsc: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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When an incel graduates from "lowered expectations" into "drugs is like love".


Boning that thing isn't normal.

...but on meth it is!
 
nakmuay
2020-11-20 6:14:33 PM  
5 votes:

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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Geotpf
2020-11-20 6:10:09 PM  
5 votes:

Thosw: No matter what happens, the pig is getting the better ending.


Which pig?  The pot bellied one, or the one that's not a police officer?
 
sandbar67
2020-11-20 6:06:52 PM  
5 votes:
BRAAAAINS. I wish I had some BRAAAAINS
 
WilderKWight [TotalFark]
2020-11-20 8:12:44 PM  
4 votes:
So an accurate headline would be:  PIG IN POKEY AFTER PUNCHING PIG OVER PIG
 
dr_iacovone
2020-11-20 6:55:02 PM  
4 votes:

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image image 263x192]
Husband

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Wife

All makes sense now.


Hmmmm.  They sure it was a pig and not their child?

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hardinparamedic
2020-11-20 6:24:34 PM  
4 votes:

Hey Nurse!: That is one ugly pot bellied pig
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/meth, solmanium, zombie virus, it's all the same.
 
dr_iacovone
2020-11-20 6:12:35 PM  
4 votes:

FatherDale: Siri, what is the opposite of 'adorable'?


Antonyms for adorable
cursed.
despicable.
detestable.
hateable.
hateful.
Donald Trump.
 
BroncoFan_17
2020-11-20 7:05:40 PM  
3 votes:
When you're in a "gang" that has the word "Boys" in it, that's pretty lame. When you're in a gang that has the word "Bois" in it......well.....it just makes me think of anime dudes and furries, or something.
 
talkertopc
2020-11-20 6:44:48 PM  
3 votes:
Challenge accepted:
cop-killer pot of punching wannabe pig arrested after wife bellied Boogaloo Boi impounded officer.

At least as much sense!
 
waxbeans
2020-11-20 6:02:10 PM  
3 votes:

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2020-11-20 5:56:09 PM  
3 votes:
I don't have words.

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snowjack [BareFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-20 8:47:25 PM  
2 votes:

RoyHobbs22: There was a story a couple days ago about a dude JO'n in public with an electric toothbrush. I mentioned it could have been FARKiest story of the year. I humbly stand corrected. SMH WTF JC


I admire your courage for making any predictions about what 2020 has in store for us in the remaining ~40 days.
 
Percise1
2020-11-20 7:31:40 PM  
2 votes:

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
Husband

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Wife

All makes sense now.


I only have 2 questions:
Were his ears like that before he went to jail?
Is she single now if I bail her out?
 
blondambition [OhFark]
2020-11-20 6:13:38 PM  
2 votes:

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
Husband

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Holy crap I hope they didn't breed.
 
Pert [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-11-21 3:58:38 AM  
1 vote:
Arianne Swenson, 34, had been warned multiple times to "keep the pig put up."

I have literally no idea what that means. I would also be arrested in such circumstances.
 
OK So Amuse Me [TotalFark]
2020-11-21 1:52:38 AM  
1 vote:
Yikes! I know it's cliche but that really is a rough 34. Honestly, I would have guessed her to be in her early fifties.
 
winedrinkingman
2020-11-21 12:57:03 AM  
1 vote:
Far more cops get murdered in rural areas by guys with neo Confederate beliefs most years than get murdered by minorities in urban areas.  And yet the perception most vops are trained to have is that the black kids are out to get tgem, but the heavily armed militia nutjob is somehow their friend.
 
RoyHobbs22
2020-11-20 7:42:06 PM  
1 vote:
There was a story a couple days ago about a dude JO'n in public with an electric toothbrush. I mentioned it could have been FARKiest story of the year. I humbly stand corrected. SMH WTF JC
 
CalebWilliamson
2020-11-20 6:54:12 PM  
1 vote:

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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Looks like no one brought her to life.
 
Short Victoria's War [BareFark]
2020-11-20 6:37:22 PM  
1 vote:
"I was talking to the pig..."
 
schubie [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-11-20 6:16:36 PM  
1 vote:
Um, her lips are blue. So either she's huffing Freon or she's dying of coronavirus
 
FarkinNortherner
2020-11-20 6:12:25 PM  
1 vote:

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
Husband

[Fark user image 287x322]

Wife

All makes sense now.


Ah, the master race.
 
Salmon
2020-11-20 6:07:50 PM  
1 vote:

SpaceyCat: Monty_Zoncolan: She's a walking optical illusion. Her chin is level but the rest of her head pitches off to the left.

I was wondering about that myself.  How the hell does that happen?


sounds like you guys have never modeled.
 
SpaceyCat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-20 6:05:35 PM  
1 vote:

Monty_Zoncolan: She's a walking optical illusion. Her chin is level but the rest of her head pitches off to the left.


I was wondering about that myself.  How the hell does that happen?
 
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