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(Texarkana Gazette)   Wife of cop-killer wannabe Boogaloo Boi arrested after punching officer over impounded pot bellied pig. Arrange those words however you want, they still won't make any more sense   (texarkanagazette.com) divider line
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2020-11-20 6:06:32 PM  
7 votes:
No matter what happens, the pig is getting the better ending.
 
2020-11-20 6:00:46 PM  
7 votes:
She's a walking optical illusion. Her chin is level but the rest of her head pitches off to the left.
 
2020-11-20 6:09:11 PM  
6 votes:
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Husband

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Wife

All makes sense now.
 
2020-11-20 6:14:29 PM  
4 votes:

DrunkenIrishOD: waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes

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Probably more like a "faces of meth" thing, if I had to guess.
 
2020-11-20 6:11:45 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-11-20 6:10:22 PM  
4 votes:

waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes


lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
 
2020-11-20 5:59:38 PM  
4 votes:
+1 for punching a cop tho.
 
2020-11-20 6:21:45 PM  
3 votes:

blondambition: Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
Husband

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Wife

All makes sense now.

Holy crap I hope they didn't breed.


Oh but you know they did!
 
2020-11-20 6:19:12 PM  
3 votes:
A new word just popped into my head:

Methwife.
 
2020-11-20 6:16:36 PM  
3 votes:
Um, her lips are blue. So either she's huffing Freon or she's dying of coronavirus
 
2020-11-20 6:12:25 PM  
3 votes:

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
Husband

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Wife

All makes sense now.


Ah, the master race.
 
2020-11-20 6:11:00 PM  
3 votes:
Siri, what is the opposite of 'adorable'?
 
2020-11-20 6:05:35 PM  
3 votes:

Monty_Zoncolan: She's a walking optical illusion. Her chin is level but the rest of her head pitches off to the left.


I was wondering about that myself.  How the hell does that happen?
 
2020-11-21 1:50:37 AM  
2 votes:

winedrinkingman: Far more cops get murdered in rural areas by guys with neo Confederate beliefs most years than get murdered by minorities in urban areas.  And yet the perception most vops are trained to have is that the black kids are out to get tgem, but the heavily armed militia nutjob is somehow their friend.


Cops don't see them as a threat, if even allies because of the whole right wing "back the blue line" culture. When the West Memphis Ambush happened, every cop who died did so because they approached them as if they were doing another routine thing, and then let their guard down when they saw who they were dealing with.
 
2020-11-21 12:57:03 AM  
2 votes:
Far more cops get murdered in rural areas by guys with neo Confederate beliefs most years than get murdered by minorities in urban areas.  And yet the perception most vops are trained to have is that the black kids are out to get tgem, but the heavily armed militia nutjob is somehow their friend.
 
2020-11-20 7:42:06 PM  
2 votes:
There was a story a couple days ago about a dude JO'n in public with an electric toothbrush. I mentioned it could have been FARKiest story of the year. I humbly stand corrected. SMH WTF JC
 
2020-11-20 6:22:37 PM  
2 votes:

waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes


It amazes me how the crazies always seem to find each other. I know the internet helps but they were doing it long before the internet.
 
2020-11-20 6:21:56 PM  
2 votes:

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Husband

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Wife

All makes sense now.


please don't let them have kids
 
2020-11-20 6:13:38 PM  
2 votes:

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
Husband

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Wife

All makes sense now.


Holy crap I hope they didn't breed.
 
2020-11-20 6:12:49 PM  
2 votes:
She works at the South Park Mall?
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2020-11-20 5:52:36 PM  
2 votes:
Strange article. As I read it, I kept hearing the sound of banjos.
 
2020-11-20 3:30:28 PM  
2 votes:
Quality people there.
 
2020-11-20 8:13:12 PM  
1 vote:

SBinRR: Close call. I stared at her eyes too long and the demon almost made the jump.  I can't afford an exorcism this year.


lol

She does tell quite a cautionary tale.
 
2020-11-20 7:05:40 PM  
1 vote:
When you're in a "gang" that has the word "Boys" in it, that's pretty lame. When you're in a gang that has the word "Bois" in it......well.....it just makes me think of anime dudes and furries, or something.
 
2020-11-20 6:24:34 PM  
1 vote:

Hey Nurse!: That is one ugly pot bellied pig
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/meth, solmanium, zombie virus, it's all the same.
 
2020-11-20 6:14:33 PM  
1 vote:

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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2020-11-20 6:13:47 PM  
1 vote:
You know, the Italians had a fun solution for wannabe neo-fascists who murdered people.

It involved pipes and a bridge.
 
2020-11-20 6:12:35 PM  
1 vote:

FatherDale: Siri, what is the opposite of 'adorable'?


Antonyms for adorable
cursed.
despicable.
detestable.
hateable.
hateful.
Donald Trump.
 
2020-11-20 6:10:41 PM  
1 vote:
It's Texarkana.  It makes perfect sense.
 
2020-11-20 6:07:20 PM  
1 vote:

Tillmaster: Strange article. As I read it, I kept hearing the sound of banjos.


I hear them just by reading the headline here.
 
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