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(Texarkana Gazette)   Wife of cop-killer wannabe Boogaloo Boi arrested after punching officer over impounded pot bellied pig. Arrange those words however you want, they still won't make any more sense   (texarkanagazette.com) divider line
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2020-11-20 3:30:28 PM  
Quality people there.
 
2020-11-20 5:52:36 PM  
Strange article. As I read it, I kept hearing the sound of banjos.
 
2020-11-20 5:52:50 PM  
Shes pretty hot for a White Walker.
 
2020-11-20 5:54:27 PM  
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2020-11-20 5:56:09 PM  
I don't have words.

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2020-11-20 5:56:11 PM  
Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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2020-11-20 5:59:14 PM  

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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When an incel graduates from "lowered expectations" into "drugs is like love".
 
2020-11-20 5:59:38 PM  
+1 for punching a cop tho.
 
2020-11-20 6:00:46 PM  
She's a walking optical illusion. Her chin is level but the rest of her head pitches off to the left.
 
2020-11-20 6:02:10 PM  

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes
 
2020-11-20 6:05:28 PM  
Embrace things not making sense, and life will be pleasant.
 
2020-11-20 6:05:35 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: She's a walking optical illusion. Her chin is level but the rest of her head pitches off to the left.


I was wondering about that myself.  How the hell does that happen?
 
2020-11-20 6:06:32 PM  
No matter what happens, the pig is getting the better ending.
 
2020-11-20 6:06:52 PM  
BRAAAAINS. I wish I had some BRAAAAINS
 
2020-11-20 6:07:07 PM  
Close call. I stared at her eyes too long and the demon almost made the jump.  I can't afford an exorcism this year.
 
2020-11-20 6:07:20 PM  

Tillmaster: Strange article. As I read it, I kept hearing the sound of banjos.


I hear them just by reading the headline here.
 
2020-11-20 6:07:50 PM  

SpaceyCat: Monty_Zoncolan: She's a walking optical illusion. Her chin is level but the rest of her head pitches off to the left.

I was wondering about that myself.  How the hell does that happen?


sounds like you guys have never modeled.
 
2020-11-20 6:09:00 PM  

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,


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2020-11-20 6:09:11 PM  
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Wife

All makes sense now.
 
2020-11-20 6:09:34 PM  

waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes


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2020-11-20 6:10:09 PM  

Thosw: No matter what happens, the pig is getting the better ending.


Which pig?  The pot bellied one, or the one that's not a police officer?
 
2020-11-20 6:10:22 PM  

waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes


lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
 
2020-11-20 6:10:41 PM  
It's Texarkana.  It makes perfect sense.
 
2020-11-20 6:11:00 PM  
Siri, what is the opposite of 'adorable'?
 
2020-11-20 6:11:08 PM  

Salmon: sounds like you guys have never modeled.


Nope
 
2020-11-20 6:11:26 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: She's a walking optical illusion. Her chin is level but the rest of her head pitches off to the left.


Actually I suspect this is some kind of photoshopped picture
 
2020-11-20 6:11:45 PM  
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2020-11-20 6:12:25 PM  

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Wife

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Ah, the master race.
 
2020-11-20 6:12:35 PM  

FatherDale: Siri, what is the opposite of 'adorable'?


Antonyms for adorable
cursed.
despicable.
detestable.
hateable.
hateful.
Donald Trump.
 
2020-11-20 6:12:49 PM  
She works at the South Park Mall?
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2020-11-20 6:13:38 PM  

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Holy crap I hope they didn't breed.
 
2020-11-20 6:13:47 PM  
You know, the Italians had a fun solution for wannabe neo-fascists who murdered people.

It involved pipes and a bridge.
 
2020-11-20 6:14:29 PM  

DrunkenIrishOD: waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes

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Probably more like a "faces of meth" thing, if I had to guess.
 
2020-11-20 6:14:33 PM  

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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2020-11-20 6:16:36 PM  
Um, her lips are blue. So either she's huffing Freon or she's dying of coronavirus
 
2020-11-20 6:19:12 PM  
A new word just popped into my head:

Methwife.
 
2020-11-20 6:19:13 PM  
That is one ugly pot bellied pig
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2020-11-20 6:20:06 PM  

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Bat Boy and Zombie Girl.
 
2020-11-20 6:20:45 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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When an incel graduates from "lowered expectations" into "drugs is like love".


Boning that thing isn't normal.

...but on meth it is!
 
2020-11-20 6:21:45 PM  

blondambition: Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
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Holy crap I hope they didn't breed.


Oh but you know they did!
 
2020-11-20 6:21:56 PM  

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please don't let them have kids
 
2020-11-20 6:22:37 PM  

waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes


It amazes me how the crazies always seem to find each other. I know the internet helps but they were doing it long before the internet.
 
2020-11-20 6:23:52 PM  

khatores: DrunkenIrishOD: waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes

Blinked during shot

Probably more like a "faces of meth" thing, if I had to guess.


I'd go with heroin addicts on that pair...
 
2020-11-20 6:24:34 PM  

Hey Nurse!: That is one ugly pot bellied pig
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/meth, solmanium, zombie virus, it's all the same.
 
2020-11-20 6:27:54 PM  

Yawp: waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes

It amazes me how the crazies always seem to find each other. I know the internet helps but they were doing it long before the internet.


that there is what family reunions is all about. finding love.
 
2020-11-20 6:37:22 PM  
"I was talking to the pig..."
 
2020-11-20 6:43:18 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
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Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2020-11-20 6:44:48 PM  
Challenge accepted:
cop-killer pot of punching wannabe pig arrested after wife bellied Boogaloo Boi impounded officer.

At least as much sense!
 
2020-11-20 6:49:30 PM  

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Meth. Not even once.

Or, in their case, not even a few hundred times.
 
2020-11-20 6:54:12 PM  

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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Looks like no one brought her to life.
 
2020-11-20 6:55:02 PM  

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Hmmmm.  They sure it was a pig and not their child?

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2020-11-20 7:05:40 PM  
When you're in a "gang" that has the word "Boys" in it, that's pretty lame. When you're in a gang that has the word "Bois" in it......well.....it just makes me think of anime dudes and furries, or something.
 
2020-11-20 7:31:40 PM  

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I only have 2 questions:
Were his ears like that before he went to jail?
Is she single now if I bail her out?
 
2020-11-20 7:32:17 PM  
FTFA:

"Arianne Swenson's husband, Aaron Caleb Swenson, 37, is currently being held in the Bowie County jail with bail set at $1 million. Aaron Swenson, an alleged member of the Boogaloo Bois, allegedly livestreamed himself on social media in April driving in the Texarkana area searching for a police officer to murder.

When arrested, Aaron Swenson was reportedly wearing body armor and had a substantial arsenal of weapons in his car, according to records. He's charged in Bowie County, Texas, with attempted capital murder of a peace officer. He's pleaded not guilty and is scheduled for a jury trial in January."


From the alternate universe (a gofundme page for her hubby):

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2020-11-20 7:42:06 PM  
There was a story a couple days ago about a dude JO'n in public with an electric toothbrush. I mentioned it could have been FARKiest story of the year. I humbly stand corrected. SMH WTF JC
 
2020-11-20 8:00:47 PM  

Yawp: waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes

It amazes me how the crazies always seem to find each other. I know the internet helps but they were doing it long before the internet.


Crazies often coalesce into the same areas - insane militia gangs, correctional institutions, drug treatment places, anywhere around a gas station at 2 AM, certain neighborhoods, etc.

While trying to go to the UPS CC earlier today (which turned out to be closed between noon and 5 PM for some reason) I took a wrong turn and ended up driving through some backass area of Picketville Road. While trying to find a way of this and still get to Argyle for a client meeting, I end up at the intersection of Picketville and Old Kings Road and across the street is a convenience store.

Just for more insight, the address is 5959 Old Kings Rd, Jacksonville, FL 32254

Sitting up against one corner of the store is a younger guy who looks like he's probably a shoe-in recruit for the Boogalo Bois and some guy who's sort of laying down next to him, kind of a really dirty, much older guy in bad shape. It's like looking at the younger and older version of one guy at once.This neighborhood is where you could absolutely find some people willing to do pretty much any kind of shiat. You could probably find such neighborhoods within 50 miles of where you are, and, if you wish, stop and ask questions.
 
2020-11-20 8:12:44 PM  
So an accurate headline would be:  PIG IN POKEY AFTER PUNCHING PIG OVER PIG
 
2020-11-20 8:13:12 PM  

SBinRR: Close call. I stared at her eyes too long and the demon almost made the jump.  I can't afford an exorcism this year.


lol

She does tell quite a cautionary tale.
 
2020-11-20 8:13:28 PM  
or PIG IN PEN PURSUANT TO PUNCHING PIG PERTAINING TO PIG
 
2020-11-20 8:44:30 PM  
First of all, insert all disclaimers about not supporting her or her husband.
Second of all, link kept hanging on me, but I wouldn't put it beyond the cops that they kept harassing the family.

While I'd say "let them fight", the real loss is for taxpayers paying the cops' salaries and this woman's incarceration.
 
2020-11-20 8:47:25 PM  

RoyHobbs22: There was a story a couple days ago about a dude JO'n in public with an electric toothbrush. I mentioned it could have been FARKiest story of the year. I humbly stand corrected. SMH WTF JC


I admire your courage for making any predictions about what 2020 has in store for us in the remaining ~40 days.
 
2020-11-20 11:51:32 PM  

maxandgrinch: Embrace things not making sense, and life will be pleasant.


So this is the Age of Aquarius. Not sure I like it.
 
2020-11-21 12:57:03 AM  
Far more cops get murdered in rural areas by guys with neo Confederate beliefs most years than get murdered by minorities in urban areas.  And yet the perception most vops are trained to have is that the black kids are out to get tgem, but the heavily armed militia nutjob is somehow their friend.
 
2020-11-21 1:50:37 AM  

winedrinkingman: Far more cops get murdered in rural areas by guys with neo Confederate beliefs most years than get murdered by minorities in urban areas.  And yet the perception most vops are trained to have is that the black kids are out to get tgem, but the heavily armed militia nutjob is somehow their friend.


Cops don't see them as a threat, if even allies because of the whole right wing "back the blue line" culture. When the West Memphis Ambush happened, every cop who died did so because they approached them as if they were doing another routine thing, and then let their guard down when they saw who they were dealing with.
 
2020-11-21 1:52:38 AM  
Yikes! I know it's cliche but that really is a rough 34. Honestly, I would have guessed her to be in her early fifties.
 
2020-11-21 3:58:38 AM  
Arianne Swenson, 34, had been warned multiple times to "keep the pig put up."

I have literally no idea what that means. I would also be arrested in such circumstances.
 
2020-11-21 7:05:28 AM  
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2020-11-21 7:58:35 AM  

Vitamin_R: +1 for punching a cop tho.


Two words, one finger
 
2020-11-21 9:26:05 AM  
(looks at her pic)

...Hmm.  Never before seen an eye roll you can hear.
 
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