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(Texarkana Gazette)   Wife of cop-killer wannabe Boogaloo Boi arrested after punching officer over impounded pot bellied pig. Arrange those words however you want, they still won't make any more sense   (texarkanagazette.com) divider line
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2020-11-20 3:30:28 PM  
Quality people there.
 
2020-11-20 5:52:36 PM  
Strange article. As I read it, I kept hearing the sound of banjos.
 
2020-11-20 5:52:50 PM  
Shes pretty hot for a White Walker.
 
2020-11-20 5:54:27 PM  
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2020-11-20 5:56:09 PM  
I don't have words.

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2020-11-20 5:56:11 PM  
Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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2020-11-20 5:59:14 PM  

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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When an incel graduates from "lowered expectations" into "drugs is like love".
 
2020-11-20 5:59:38 PM  
+1 for punching a cop tho.
 
2020-11-20 6:00:46 PM  
She's a walking optical illusion. Her chin is level but the rest of her head pitches off to the left.
 
2020-11-20 6:02:10 PM  

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes
 
2020-11-20 6:05:28 PM  
Embrace things not making sense, and life will be pleasant.
 
2020-11-20 6:05:35 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: She's a walking optical illusion. Her chin is level but the rest of her head pitches off to the left.


I was wondering about that myself.  How the hell does that happen?
 
2020-11-20 6:06:32 PM  
No matter what happens, the pig is getting the better ending.
 
2020-11-20 6:06:52 PM  
BRAAAAINS. I wish I had some BRAAAAINS
 
2020-11-20 6:07:07 PM  
Close call. I stared at her eyes too long and the demon almost made the jump.  I can't afford an exorcism this year.
 
2020-11-20 6:07:20 PM  

Tillmaster: Strange article. As I read it, I kept hearing the sound of banjos.


I hear them just by reading the headline here.
 
2020-11-20 6:07:50 PM  

SpaceyCat: Monty_Zoncolan: She's a walking optical illusion. Her chin is level but the rest of her head pitches off to the left.

I was wondering about that myself.  How the hell does that happen?


sounds like you guys have never modeled.
 
2020-11-20 6:09:00 PM  

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,


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2020-11-20 6:09:11 PM  
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Husband

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Wife

All makes sense now.
 
2020-11-20 6:09:34 PM  

waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes


Blinked during shot
 
2020-11-20 6:10:09 PM  

Thosw: No matter what happens, the pig is getting the better ending.


Which pig?  The pot bellied one, or the one that's not a police officer?
 
2020-11-20 6:10:22 PM  

waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes


lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
 
2020-11-20 6:10:41 PM  
It's Texarkana.  It makes perfect sense.
 
2020-11-20 6:11:00 PM  
Siri, what is the opposite of 'adorable'?
 
2020-11-20 6:11:08 PM  

Salmon: sounds like you guys have never modeled.


Nope
 
2020-11-20 6:11:26 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: She's a walking optical illusion. Her chin is level but the rest of her head pitches off to the left.


Actually I suspect this is some kind of photoshopped picture
 
2020-11-20 6:11:45 PM  
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2020-11-20 6:12:25 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
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Wife

All makes sense now.


Ah, the master race.
 
2020-11-20 6:12:35 PM  

FatherDale: Siri, what is the opposite of 'adorable'?


Antonyms for adorable
cursed.
despicable.
detestable.
hateable.
hateful.
Donald Trump.
 
2020-11-20 6:12:49 PM  
She works at the South Park Mall?
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2020-11-20 6:13:38 PM  

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Wife

All makes sense now.


Holy crap I hope they didn't breed.
 
2020-11-20 6:13:47 PM  
You know, the Italians had a fun solution for wannabe neo-fascists who murdered people.

It involved pipes and a bridge.
 
2020-11-20 6:14:29 PM  

DrunkenIrishOD: waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes

Blinked during shot


Probably more like a "faces of meth" thing, if I had to guess.
 
2020-11-20 6:14:33 PM  

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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2020-11-20 6:16:36 PM  
Um, her lips are blue. So either she's huffing Freon or she's dying of coronavirus
 
2020-11-20 6:19:12 PM  
A new word just popped into my head:

Methwife.
 
2020-11-20 6:19:13 PM  
That is one ugly pot bellied pig
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2020-11-20 6:20:06 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
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Wife

All makes sense now.


Bat Boy and Zombie Girl.
 
2020-11-20 6:20:45 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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When an incel graduates from "lowered expectations" into "drugs is like love".


Boning that thing isn't normal.

...but on meth it is!
 
2020-11-20 6:21:45 PM  

blondambition: Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
Husband

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Wife

All makes sense now.

Holy crap I hope they didn't breed.


Oh but you know they did!
 
2020-11-20 6:21:56 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
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Wife

All makes sense now.


please don't let them have kids
 
2020-11-20 6:22:37 PM  

waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes


It amazes me how the crazies always seem to find each other. I know the internet helps but they were doing it long before the internet.
 
2020-11-20 6:23:52 PM  

khatores: DrunkenIrishOD: waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes

Blinked during shot

Probably more like a "faces of meth" thing, if I had to guess.


I'd go with heroin addicts on that pair...
 
2020-11-20 6:24:34 PM  

Hey Nurse!: That is one ugly pot bellied pig
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/meth, solmanium, zombie virus, it's all the same.
 
2020-11-20 6:27:54 PM  

Yawp: waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes

It amazes me how the crazies always seem to find each other. I know the internet helps but they were doing it long before the internet.


that there is what family reunions is all about. finding love.
 
2020-11-20 6:37:22 PM  
"I was talking to the pig..."
 
2020-11-20 6:43:18 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
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Wife

All makes sense now.


Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2020-11-20 6:44:48 PM  
Challenge accepted:
cop-killer pot of punching wannabe pig arrested after wife bellied Boogaloo Boi impounded officer.

At least as much sense!
 
2020-11-20 6:49:30 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image image 263x192]
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Wife

All makes sense now.


Meth. Not even once.

Or, in their case, not even a few hundred times.
 
2020-11-20 6:54:12 PM  

blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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Looks like no one brought her to life.
 
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