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(Texarkana Gazette)   Wife of cop-killer wannabe Boogaloo Boi arrested after punching officer over impounded pot bellied pig. Arrange those words however you want, they still won't make any more sense   (texarkanagazette.com) divider line
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dr_iacovone
2020-11-20 6:55:02 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image image 263x192]
Husband

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Wife

All makes sense now.


Hmmmm.  They sure it was a pig and not their child?

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BroncoFan_17
2020-11-20 7:05:40 PM  
When you're in a "gang" that has the word "Boys" in it, that's pretty lame. When you're in a gang that has the word "Bois" in it......well.....it just makes me think of anime dudes and furries, or something.
 
Percise1
2020-11-20 7:31:40 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image 263x192]
Husband

[Fark user image 287x322]

Wife

All makes sense now.


I only have 2 questions:
Were his ears like that before he went to jail?
Is she single now if I bail her out?
 
thorpe [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-20 7:32:17 PM  
FTFA:

"Arianne Swenson's husband, Aaron Caleb Swenson, 37, is currently being held in the Bowie County jail with bail set at $1 million. Aaron Swenson, an alleged member of the Boogaloo Bois, allegedly livestreamed himself on social media in April driving in the Texarkana area searching for a police officer to murder.

When arrested, Aaron Swenson was reportedly wearing body armor and had a substantial arsenal of weapons in his car, according to records. He's charged in Bowie County, Texas, with attempted capital murder of a peace officer. He's pleaded not guilty and is scheduled for a jury trial in January."

From the alternate universe (a gofundme page for her hubby):

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RoyHobbs22
2020-11-20 7:42:06 PM  
There was a story a couple days ago about a dude JO'n in public with an electric toothbrush. I mentioned it could have been FARKiest story of the year. I humbly stand corrected. SMH WTF JC
 
khatores
2020-11-20 8:00:47 PM  

Yawp: waxbeans: blondambition: Yikes. Those Boogaloo Bois sure know how to pick 'em,

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What In God's name is wrong with her eyes

It amazes me how the crazies always seem to find each other. I know the internet helps but they were doing it long before the internet.


Crazies often coalesce into the same areas - insane militia gangs, correctional institutions, drug treatment places, anywhere around a gas station at 2 AM, certain neighborhoods, etc.

While trying to go to the UPS CC earlier today (which turned out to be closed between noon and 5 PM for some reason) I took a wrong turn and ended up driving through some backass area of Picketville Road. While trying to find a way of this and still get to Argyle for a client meeting, I end up at the intersection of Picketville and Old Kings Road and across the street is a convenience store.

Just for more insight, the address is 5959 Old Kings Rd, Jacksonville, FL 32254

Sitting up against one corner of the store is a younger guy who looks like he's probably a shoe-in recruit for the Boogalo Bois and some guy who's sort of laying down next to him, kind of a really dirty, much older guy in bad shape. It's like looking at the younger and older version of one guy at once.This neighborhood is where you could absolutely find some people willing to do pretty much any kind of shiat. You could probably find such neighborhoods within 50 miles of where you are, and, if you wish, stop and ask questions.
 
WilderKWight
2020-11-20 8:12:44 PM  
So an accurate headline would be:  PIG IN POKEY AFTER PUNCHING PIG OVER PIG
 
Lady J [TotalFark]
2020-11-20 8:13:12 PM  

SBinRR: Close call. I stared at her eyes too long and the demon almost made the jump.  I can't afford an exorcism this year.


lol

She does tell quite a cautionary tale.
 
WilderKWight
2020-11-20 8:13:28 PM  
or PIG IN PEN PURSUANT TO PUNCHING PIG PERTAINING TO PIG
 
Resident Muslim [OhFark]
2020-11-20 8:44:30 PM  
First of all, insert all disclaimers about not supporting her or her husband.
Second of all, link kept hanging on me, but I wouldn't put it beyond the cops that they kept harassing the family.

While I'd say "let them fight", the real loss is for taxpayers paying the cops' salaries and this woman's incarceration.
 
snowjack [OhFark]
2020-11-20 8:47:25 PM  

RoyHobbs22: There was a story a couple days ago about a dude JO'n in public with an electric toothbrush. I mentioned it could have been FARKiest story of the year. I humbly stand corrected. SMH WTF JC


I admire your courage for making any predictions about what 2020 has in store for us in the remaining ~40 days.
 
RedVentrue
2020-11-20 11:51:32 PM  

maxandgrinch: Embrace things not making sense, and life will be pleasant.


So this is the Age of Aquarius. Not sure I like it.
 
winedrinkingman
2020-11-21 12:57:03 AM  
Far more cops get murdered in rural areas by guys with neo Confederate beliefs most years than get murdered by minorities in urban areas.  And yet the perception most vops are trained to have is that the black kids are out to get tgem, but the heavily armed militia nutjob is somehow their friend.
 
hardinparamedic
2020-11-21 1:50:37 AM  

winedrinkingman: Far more cops get murdered in rural areas by guys with neo Confederate beliefs most years than get murdered by minorities in urban areas.  And yet the perception most vops are trained to have is that the black kids are out to get tgem, but the heavily armed militia nutjob is somehow their friend.


Cops don't see them as a threat, if even allies because of the whole right wing "back the blue line" culture. When the West Memphis Ambush happened, every cop who died did so because they approached them as if they were doing another routine thing, and then let their guard down when they saw who they were dealing with.
 
OK So Amuse Me [TotalFark]
2020-11-21 1:52:38 AM  
Yikes! I know it's cliche but that really is a rough 34. Honestly, I would have guessed her to be in her early fifties.
 
Pert
2020-11-21 3:58:38 AM  
Arianne Swenson, 34, had been warned multiple times to "keep the pig put up."

I have literally no idea what that means. I would also be arrested in such circumstances.
 
NephilimNexus
2020-11-21 7:05:28 AM  
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bonzo.deep
2020-11-21 7:58:35 AM  

Vitamin_R: +1 for punching a cop tho.


Two words, one finger
 
AtlanticCoast63 [BareFark]
2020-11-21 9:26:05 AM  
(looks at her pic)

...Hmm.  Never before seen an eye roll you can hear.
 
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