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(Local10 WPLG)   Florida guard arrested for smuggling contraband into prison. Unclear why he felt it necessary to use his rectum   (local10.com) divider line
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2020-11-20 1:37:41 PM  
Rectal Transport Operator is the name of my Kenny G/Jeffrey Dahmer themed plumbing service.
 
2020-11-20 2:25:00 PM  
Damn near killed him.
 
2020-11-20 2:38:41 PM  
Please follow good hygiene. Make sure to wash your hands after inserting objects.
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2020-11-20 2:53:49 PM  
Apparently people who work in the prison system can get in trouble ... at least, when it's because they're helping inmates.
 
2020-11-20 2:53:50 PM  
The Prison Wallet is the best wallet...
 
2020-11-20 2:56:25 PM  
Damn near killed 'im.
 
2020-11-20 3:05:38 PM  
Prison wallets...they're not just for prisoners anymore.
 
2020-11-20 3:05:49 PM  
People making $15/an hour to make life and death decisions are sometimes susceptible to corruption.
 
2020-11-20 3:07:11 PM  

Al Roker's Forecast: Please follow good hygiene. Make sure to wash your hands after inserting objects.
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Cannot be ungoatseen.
 
2020-11-20 3:09:47 PM  

austerity101: Apparently people who work in the prison system can get in trouble ... at least, when it's because they're helping inmates.


An ex-girlfriend of mine had her husband wind up on the wrong side of the bars because he was smuggling drugs into the prison he was a guard at to support his own habit.
 
2020-11-20 3:11:29 PM  

FLMountainMan: People making $15/an hour to make life and death decisions are sometimes susceptible to corruption.


That's why I slide a bag of weed across the counter so the sandwich artist remembers to not put tuna fish on my sub.  Or leave the knife in it.
 
2020-11-20 3:20:07 PM  
Tis tradition!
 
2020-11-20 3:42:19 PM  
You know how hard it is to get a few cartons of smokes up your ass?
 
2020-11-20 3:46:04 PM  

Salmon: You know how hard it is to get a few cartons of smokes up your ass?


Meh...after the first couple, you can't feel much of anything after that.
 
2020-11-20 4:19:44 PM  
Was kind of hoping it was a for profit prison.
 
2020-11-20 4:25:33 PM  

Jelly Bean Raider: The Prison Wallet is the best wallet...


Close.
The correct answer is the "Ham Wallet."
 
2020-11-20 5:07:38 PM  

Salmon: You know how hard it is to get a few cartons of smokes up your ass?


You just have to R E L A X..
 
2020-11-20 5:43:57 PM  

Callous: austerity101: Apparently people who work in the prison system can get in trouble ... at least, when it's because they're helping inmates.

An ex-girlfriend of mine had her husband wind up on the wrong side of the bars because he was smuggling drugs into the prison he was a guard at to support his own habit.


Why go through that trouble?  You already have the drugs.  Why smuggle them into a prison for yourself?  As a guard?  What?
 
2020-11-20 5:56:13 PM  

CouldaWouldShoulda: Salmon: You know how hard it is to get a few cartons of smokes up your ass?

Meh...after the first couple, you can't feel much of anything after that.


maybe with Menthols
 
2020-11-20 6:42:37 PM  

austerity101: Callous: austerity101: Apparently people who work in the prison system can get in trouble ... at least, when it's because they're helping inmates.

An ex-girlfriend of mine had her husband wind up on the wrong side of the bars because he was smuggling drugs into the prison he was a guard at to support his own habit.

Why go through that trouble?  You already have the drugs.  Why smuggle them into a prison for yourself?  As a guard?  What?


for fun and profit. buy low, sell high. capitalism. the 'murican way. made Trump a big success.
 
2020-11-20 7:36:41 PM  
Because he wasn't there for the hunting?
 
2020-11-20 8:59:40 PM  

austerity101: Callous: austerity101: Apparently people who work in the prison system can get in trouble ... at least, when it's because they're helping inmates.

An ex-girlfriend of mine had her husband wind up on the wrong side of the bars because he was smuggling drugs into the prison he was a guard at to support his own habit.

Why go through that trouble?  You already have the drugs.  Why smuggle them into a prison for yourself?  As a guard?  What?


It's more like;

Inmate: hey my boi on the outside has some drugs I want to get. Smuggle them to me and there's a couple Benji's in it for you.
 
2020-11-21 3:02:48 PM  

austerity101: Callous: austerity101: Apparently people who work in the prison system can get in trouble ... at least, when it's because they're helping inmates.

An ex-girlfriend of mine had her husband wind up on the wrong side of the bars because he was smuggling drugs into the prison he was a guard at to support his own habit.

Why go through that trouble?  You already have the drugs.  Why smuggle them into a prison for yourself?  As a guard?  What?


I'm betting he could sell at a pretty good markup to prisoners, and then use that markup to pay for his own.
 
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