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2020-11-20 9:51:42 AM  
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2020-11-20 9:53:19 AM  
Those lucky yoopers.
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2020-11-20 9:54:04 AM  
Ok that made me giggle like a demented little girl.

But not like Wednesday Addams, because she didn't giggle.
 
2020-11-20 9:55:29 AM  
No reason to be concerned yet.

Totally normal.
 
2020-11-20 9:57:06 AM  
Also, apparently the two Sault Ste. Maries have merged and are no longer separated by water.
 
2020-11-20 9:57:27 AM  

JerseyTim: Also, apparently the two Sault Ste. Maries have merged and are no longer separated by water.


GLOBAL WARMING
 
2020-11-20 10:00:34 AM  
OK, us next.

Christ, everything north and east of Bangor may as well be Canada.
 
2020-11-20 10:02:00 AM  

xanadian: OK, us next.

Christ, everything north and east of Bangor may as well be Canada.


No! They need to take us down in in York as well! If they are going to invade I am willing to be a collaborator.
 
2020-11-20 10:02:21 AM  
I invite Canada to annex the entire left coast.

PLEASE
 
2020-11-20 10:03:49 AM  
Oh yeah Canada take advantage of me, yeah, do it
 
2020-11-20 10:05:11 AM  
She is on top after all
 
2020-11-20 10:06:27 AM  
The national meal is poutine fer chrissakes
 
2020-11-20 10:09:07 AM  

Chris Ween: The national meal is poutine fer chrissakes


Poutine is incredible, it's those damn ketchup chips that I worry about.
 
2020-11-20 10:10:16 AM  

Eclectic: I invite Canada to annex the entire left coast.

PLEASE


Yeah, cause they totally want L.A. Eh.
 
2020-11-20 10:10:43 AM  
As a former Yooper, I have the suspicion they invaded to take over our strategic pasty reserves.
 
2020-11-20 10:10:52 AM  

KangTheMad: Oh yeah Canada take advantage of me, yeah, do it


Weird tbqh.
 
2020-11-20 10:11:00 AM  

libranoelrose: Chris Ween: The national meal is poutine fer chrissakes

Poutine is incredible, it's those damn ketchup chips that I worry about.


I have had shiatty poutine far more often than I've had good poutine. I think it's a lie, perpetrated by frosty old farkers who just want to mess with us.
 
2020-11-20 10:11:15 AM  
We'd ask first tho .
may I?
 
2020-11-20 10:11:41 AM  

libranoelrose: Chris Ween: The national meal is poutine fer chrissakes

Poutine is incredible, it's those damn ketchup chips that I worry about.


If it was so incredible why do their most talented move to Hollywood?  Shatner, Trebek, the Bare Naked Ladies, the list goes on.
 
2020-11-20 10:13:02 AM  

flucto: Eclectic: I invite Canada to annex the entire left coast.

PLEASE

Yeah, cause they totally want L.A. Eh.


The take LA now and trade it for the good stuff like NM later.

Canadians are clever like that
 
2020-11-20 10:14:07 AM  

gilatrout: flucto: Eclectic: I invite Canada to annex the entire left coast.

PLEASE

Yeah, cause they totally want L.A. Eh.

The take LA now and trade it for the good stuff like NM later.

Canadians are clever like that


They don't want NM. "Spicy" in Canada means extra mayo.
 
2020-11-20 10:15:11 AM  

olapbill: We'd ask first tho .
may I?


Since you asked nicely, we'll trade it for Pelee Island.
 
2020-11-20 10:15:17 AM  
Yeah - cuz we REALLY want 360 million obese hysterical degens tacked onto our healthcare system.
GET READY FOR THE METRIC SYSTEM IN ENGLISH AND FRENCH!
 
2020-11-20 10:17:21 AM  

oldfarthenry: Yeah - cuz we REALLY want 360 million obese hysterical degens tacked onto our healthcare system.
GET READY FOR THE METRIC SYSTEM IN ENGLISH AND FRENCH!


I'm anorexic and already use SI units and Commonwealth spellings.

MY BODY IS READY
 
2020-11-20 10:18:34 AM  
Jesus, it's green.

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2020-11-20 10:19:25 AM  

flucto: gilatrout: flucto: Eclectic: I invite Canada to annex the entire left coast.

PLEASE

Yeah, cause they totally want L.A. Eh.

The take LA now and trade it for the good stuff like NM later.

Canadians are clever like that

They don't want NM. "Spicy" in Canada means extra mayo.


A local brewery makes green chile poutine.  It is delicious.

Their scotch ale is divine.  Which reminds me, my growler needs refilling
 
2020-11-20 10:20:24 AM  

oldfarthenry: Yeah - cuz we REALLY want 360 million obese hysterical degens tacked onto our healthcare system.
GET READY FOR THE METRIC SYSTEM IN ENGLISH AND FRENCH!


Le metric system
 
2020-11-20 10:21:53 AM  
I've found the perfect police force for the new district:
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2020-11-20 10:24:28 AM  

oldfarthenry: Yeah - cuz we REALLY want 360 million obese hysterical degens tacked onto our healthcare system.
GET READY FOR THE METRIC SYSTEM IN ENGLISH AND FRENCH!


I don't think there are that many in the UP.
 
2020-11-20 10:26:41 AM  

flucto: Eclectic: I invite Canada to annex the entire left coast.

PLEASE

Yeah, cause they totally want L.A. Eh.


In honor of its Mexican heritage and future as a Canadian province they could rename it "El Eh"
 
2020-11-20 10:27:34 AM  
The real battle will be the war over who gets to keep the technological marvel known as Mackinaw Island. I'm told Fort Mackinaw is restocking its fudge provisions and the horse-drawn carriages are being requisitioned for military use.
 
2020-11-20 10:27:58 AM  
That's 10 ply bud.
 
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2020-11-20 10:28:00 AM  

libranoelrose: Jesus, it's green.

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I think we need more TFD threads to go green honestly.  And it needs to be random.  And subby needs to be revealed for all of Fark to see.
 
2020-11-20 10:28:56 AM  

TWX: And subby needs to be revealed for all of Fark to see.


You can tell this is me because it's a Twitter thread and it's also not a bad Twitter thread.
 
2020-11-20 10:29:53 AM  
Googling if the great lakes are deep enough for submarines
 
2020-11-20 10:30:48 AM  

JerseyTim: TWX: And subby needs to be revealed for all of Fark to see.

You can tell this is me because it's a Twitter thread and it's also not a bad Twitter thread.


i loled. then shook my tiny fist.
 
2020-11-20 10:32:16 AM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: flucto: Eclectic: I invite Canada to annex the entire left coast.

PLEASE

Yeah, cause they totally want L.A. Eh.

In honor of its Mexican heritage and future as a Canadian province they could rename it "El Eh"


El metric system
 
2020-11-20 10:32:47 AM  
As long as we have Patrick Swayze to save us, we'll be fine...


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2020-11-20 10:32:52 AM  
I wish they would annex my city.  Then at the very least that song by Journey would make sense.
 
2020-11-20 10:33:17 AM  

Chris Ween: libranoelrose: Chris Ween: The national meal is poutine fer chrissakes

Poutine is incredible, it's those damn ketchup chips that I worry about.

If it was so incredible why do their most talented move to Hollywood?  Shatner, Trebek, the Bare Naked Ladies, the list goes on.


You move to where the work is.

Also the nice tanned breasts.
 
2020-11-20 10:34:00 AM  

JerseyTim: TWX: And subby needs to be revealed for all of Fark to see.

You can tell this is me because it's a Twitter thread and it's also not a bad Twitter thread.


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2020-11-20 10:34:01 AM  

flucto: libranoelrose: Chris Ween: The national meal is poutine fer chrissakes
Poutine is incredible, it's those damn ketchup chips that I worry about.
I have had shiatty poutine far more often than I've had good poutine. I think it's a lie, perpetrated by frosty old farkers who just want to mess with us.


The name gives it away: POUTINE. It sounds like you have a digestive disorder.

/oh wait that's just French
 
2020-11-20 10:34:49 AM  
Americans don't have maps and such as... so we just slap CANADA on pieces of the US every now and then. It's been working fine so far. Point Roberts is next.
 
2020-11-20 10:35:03 AM  

rcf1105: Googling if the great lakes are deep enough for submarines


Considering submarines can run on the surface, the answer would obviously be yes.
 
2020-11-20 10:36:56 AM  
We're doing it for the Marlboros and your toilet paper!
 
2020-11-20 10:37:49 AM  

Russ1642: Americans don't have maps and such as... so we just slap CANADA on pieces of the US every now and then. It's been working fine so far. Point Roberts is next.


So you are saying that Ms.America pageant winner was right and foresaw the future?
 
2020-11-20 10:38:01 AM  

Ponzholio: As long as we have Patrick Swayze to save us, we'll be fine...

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Umm....
 
2020-11-20 10:41:02 AM  
Rejoins me of when Mexico took over Central and South America
 
2020-11-20 10:41:05 AM  

gilatrout: my growler needs refilling


This remark was funnier in Australia.
 
2020-11-20 10:42:15 AM  

JerseyTim: Also, apparently the two Sault Ste. Maries have merged and are no longer separated by water.


Damn, they went full Tyre on us. That seems excessive, given our 5,500 mile border, but they did catch us off guard there.
 
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