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2020-11-19 2:40:01 AM  
24 votes:
I recently turned on the Sam Jackson voice option on the GPS in my car. I miss turns intentionally now just to hear him swear at me. Takes me longer to get places, but I laugh all the way there.
 
2020-11-19 3:06:26 AM  
11 votes:

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: When you're in your mom's basement
Screen glowing in the dark
Wipe the cheeto dust off your hands
And go the f*ck to Fark


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And if she offers you a cheeto,
From an orange oligarch,
Cleanse your palate with a swig of cheap beer,
And stay the fark on Fark.
 
2020-11-19 2:54:33 AM  
8 votes:

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: ansius: ansius: If your'e from another planet and you haven't seen it, here's the original

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Cb0t9TUN​Lpg]

*you're

yar!


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That's Lieutenant Yar to you.
 
2020-11-19 2:55:48 AM  
7 votes:
When you're in your mom's basement
Screen glowing in the dark
Wipe the cheeto dust off your hands
And go the f*ck to Fark
 
2020-11-19 2:25:40 AM  
7 votes:
If your'e from another planet and you haven't seen it, here's the original

Go the Fuck to Sleep Read by Samuel L Jackson HD
Youtube Cb0t9TUNLpg
 
2020-11-19 3:04:16 AM  
6 votes:

Twilight Farkle: bughunter: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: ansius: ansius: If your'e from another planet and you haven't seen it, here's the original

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Cb0t9TUN​Lpg]

*you're

yar!

[unclemildew.files.wordpress.com image 546x739]

That's Lieutenant Yar to you.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/qar0unFw​m2I]

You jewel, that's exactly what I'd hoped.


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Who are you who are so wise in the ways of Fark?
 
2020-11-19 4:23:25 AM  
5 votes:
Fark user imageView Full Size
I own the original..
 
2020-11-19 2:26:30 AM  
5 votes:

ansius: If your'e from another planet and you haven't seen it, here's the original

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Cb0t9TUN​Lpg]


*you're
 
2020-11-19 4:39:14 AM  
3 votes:

bughunter: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: ansius: ansius: If your'e from another planet and you haven't seen it, here's the original

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Cb0t9TUN​Lpg]

*you're

yar!

[unclemildew.files.wordpress.com image 546x739]

That's Lieutenant Yar to you.


Is that the best photo you could find? She looks like this in it!

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-11-19 2:56:12 AM  
3 votes:

bughunter: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: ansius: ansius: If your'e from another planet and you haven't seen it, here's the original

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Cb0t9TUN​Lpg]

*you're

yar!

[unclemildew.files.wordpress.com image 546x739]

That's Lieutenant Yar to you.


Futuristic Sex Robotz - Positronic Pimp
Youtube qar0unFwm2I


You jewel, that's exactly what I'd hoped.
 
2020-11-19 6:56:27 AM  
2 votes:

Twilight Farkle: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: When you're in your mom's basement
Screen glowing in the dark
Wipe the cheeto dust off your hands
And go the f*ck to Fark

[Fark user image image 850x602]
And if she offers you a cheeto,
From an orange oligarch,
Cleanse your palate with a swig of cheap beer,
And stay the fark on Fark.


oohhhh! Let me try:

...and if you ever need to know
what turns Fark's servers on
it's bourbon, weed and TF dough
but mostly subby's mom
 
2020-11-19 3:26:50 AM  
2 votes:

camarugala: phishrace: I recently turned on the Sam Jackson voice option on the GPS in my car. I miss turns intentionally now just to hear him swear at me. Takes me longer to get places, but I laugh all the way there.

Gotta say that of all the things we hope tech will bring us, in the long run, boosting morale and humor will probably get us farther than any flash in the pan kind of breakthroughs


I don't recommend the North Korean option.

(VACATION) GPS Scene
Youtube fG5K7ULUkg4
 
2020-11-19 3:11:08 AM  
2 votes:

bughunter: You jewel, that's exactly what I'd hoped.

Fark user imageView Full Size

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of Fark?


Space Docking (The Most Class) - Futuristic Sex Robotz
Youtube e8hmpgNgQo8


There are those who would call me - someone who thinks you'd appreciate these very NSFW lyrics by the same people.
 
2020-11-19 3:06:30 AM  
2 votes:

phishrace: I recently turned on the Sam Jackson voice option on the GPS in my car. I miss turns intentionally now just to hear him swear at me. Takes me longer to get places, but I laugh all the way there.


Gotta say that of all the things we hope tech will bring us, in the long run, boosting morale and humor will probably get us farther than any flash in the pan kind of breakthroughs
 
2020-11-19 2:46:23 AM  
2 votes:

ansius: ansius: If your'e from another planet and you haven't seen it, here's the original

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Cb0t9TUN​Lpg]

*you're


yar!
 
2020-11-19 12:23:33 PM  
1 vote:

phishrace: I recently turned on the Sam Jackson voice option on the GPS in my car. I miss turns intentionally now just to hear him swear at me. Takes me longer to get places, but I laugh all the way there.


OMF! That is the best thing ever! I searched for it and I love that this is an actual thing! I now need to get this but I don't have GPS in my car. Is there a stand-alone GPS that I can get Mr. Jackson on it?
 
2020-11-19 6:36:58 AM  
1 vote:

ansius: If your'e from another planet and you haven't seen it, here's the original

[YouTube video: Go the fark to Sleep Read by Samuel L Jackson HD]


Werner Herzog's was just as good, yet more terrifying 
go the fuck to sleep werner herzog
Youtube 4sHk75RqEmE
 
2020-11-19 5:50:37 AM  
1 vote:
I'm Shocked I tell ya.
The idea that someone submitted a YouTube link and it wasn't fed through BoingBarf and, it was approved is just too much.

I need my fainting couch.
 
2020-11-19 2:32:38 AM  
1 vote:
STFH!
 
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