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2020-11-19 3:06:30 AM  
8 votes:

phishrace: I recently turned on the Sam Jackson voice option on the GPS in my car. I miss turns intentionally now just to hear him swear at me. Takes me longer to get places, but I laugh all the way there.


Gotta say that of all the things we hope tech will bring us, in the long run, boosting morale and humor will probably get us farther than any flash in the pan kind of breakthroughs
 
2020-11-18 11:03:18 PM  
8 votes:
2020 could use more poetry
 
2020-11-19 2:40:01 AM  
6 votes:
I recently turned on the Sam Jackson voice option on the GPS in my car. I miss turns intentionally now just to hear him swear at me. Takes me longer to get places, but I laugh all the way there.
 
2020-11-19 2:24:05 AM  
6 votes:
I still miss the "Walken" tag.
 
2020-11-19 2:55:48 AM  
4 votes:
When you're in your mom's basement
Screen glowing in the dark
Wipe the cheeto dust off your hands
And go the f*ck to Fark
 
2020-11-19 6:36:58 AM  
3 votes:

ansius: If your'e from another planet and you haven't seen it, here's the original

[YouTube video: Go the fark to Sleep Read by Samuel L Jackson HD]


Werner Herzog's was just as good, yet more terrifying 
go the fuck to sleep werner herzog
Youtube 4sHk75RqEmE
 
2020-11-19 2:25:42 AM  
3 votes:
It's vintage.

But it's timely and relevant vintage.
 
2020-11-19 2:25:40 AM  
3 votes:
If your'e from another planet and you haven't seen it, here's the original

Go the Fuck to Sleep Read by Samuel L Jackson HD
Youtube Cb0t9TUNLpg
 
2020-11-19 4:06:00 AM  
2 votes:
I really wish I could but someone needs to disinfect the touch points.  I've already had it once and it seriously messed up my lungs.
 
2020-11-19 3:06:26 AM  
1 vote:

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: When you're in your mom's basement
Screen glowing in the dark
Wipe the cheeto dust off your hands
And go the f*ck to Fark


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And if she offers you a cheeto,
From an orange oligarch,
Cleanse your palate with a swig of cheap beer,
And stay the fark on Fark.
 
2020-11-19 2:54:33 AM  
1 vote:

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: ansius: ansius: If your'e from another planet and you haven't seen it, here's the original

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Cb0t9TUN​Lpg]

*you're

yar!


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That's Lieutenant Yar to you.
 
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