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2020-11-12 1:27:36 PM  
Photography - Mostly landscape and animals. Both underwater and above... Bobug's Photography (bobug.deviantart.com) -  I don't do a lot of editing, and try to keep editing to general color correction and cropping. They ship it straight to you from DeviantArt. If you're looking for a size not listed, or something a tad different, drop me a mail.
 
2020-11-12 1:46:01 PM  
Oh my gosh.

So many beautifuls

you guys :P
 
2020-11-12 2:07:31 PM  

Scuttlebutt: If you have anyone in your life with special needs, we have a few families trying to sell items geared towards people like us.  Everything But Typical

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Thanks!  That ring will make a great gift for someone I know :)
 
2020-11-12 2:18:57 PM  

Scuttlebutt: If you have anyone in your life with special needs, we have a few families trying to sell items geared towards people like us.  Everything But Typical

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Well, hello ideas for my sister-in-law!
 
2020-11-12 3:18:31 PM  
Flo-saic™ Glass Art -
     A World of Color and Light

https://www.carolelago.com/
 
2020-11-12 3:39:08 PM  
http://facebook.com/Oniaten
 
2020-11-12 3:55:39 PM  
I'm late to the party, but this is the missus' shop.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/MonkaDunkCr​e​ations
 
2020-11-12 5:30:37 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: JeffKochosky: My wife makes and sells calming bottles - she sells through both Amazon and Etsy, but this is a link to her direct store. The image below is what one of her bottles looks like both freshly shaken and after a couple minutes of settling.

The Calm Mom (NOTE: she only sells her 4 most popular styles on her personal store - search Amazon and/or Etsy for "The Calm Mom" to see the other colors (she has 12 available in total)

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I make these too!  Not to sell, just for myself.  I was considering giving a few to my mother in law, who works in a disabilities office of a community college.  They have lots of kids who would benefit from these.

That's to say, they really help!


I know i'm late but I was literally going to ask what the purpose of these are. My daughter has DS and can be a raging you know what when it comes to discipline. Wondering if something like this would work for me...er, her.
 
2020-11-12 5:49:46 PM  
I don't have anything to sell, but I would like to put up my cousin's work if that is okay.  She was a lingerie designer, but switched over to making masks now.  She used to do custom lingerie, but you'd probably have to contact her to see if she is still doing that.

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Her main webpage:

https://www.megansummerville.com/

Her eff Trump page:

https://www.fffthatguy.com/?fbclid=Iw​A​R3jIoZ4zxu3L9ffNNpLSXCaD8fJGj_AruOzRCZ​RxJZZSvRk7i_IROchJ4M

Her Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/fabiolasumme​r​vegas
 
2020-11-12 6:03:27 PM  
Might be a bookmark.  Yall are incredibly talented.
 
2020-11-12 6:04:36 PM  
I have an eBay store with all kinds of secondhand jewelry, collectible coins and other odds and ends. 3726 Feedback with no negatives.
https://www.ebay.com/usr/sealeddiamon​d
 
2020-11-12 6:23:53 PM  

I Heart Grammar: ViolentEastCoastCity: JeffKochosky: My wife makes and sells calming bottles - she sells through both Amazon and Etsy, but this is a link to her direct store. The image below is what one of her bottles looks like both freshly shaken and after a couple minutes of settling.

The Calm Mom (NOTE: she only sells her 4 most popular styles on her personal store - search Amazon and/or Etsy for "The Calm Mom" to see the other colors (she has 12 available in total)

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I make these too!  Not to sell, just for myself.  I was considering giving a few to my mother in law, who works in a disabilities office of a community college.  They have lots of kids who would benefit from these.

That's to say, they really help!

I know i'm late but I was literally going to ask what the purpose of these are. My daughter has DS and can be a raging you know what when it comes to discipline. Wondering if something like this would work for me...er, her.


They're good for folks with autism, anxiety, etc to distract them from what's upsetting them.  Look on youtube - they're glittery and shiny and ooh look at the swirls!  I have anxiety and it's helpful for me in calming down.
 
2020-11-12 6:44:49 PM  
This is pretty cool.
 
2020-11-12 6:57:05 PM  

ANDizzleWI: ChubbyTiger: ANDizzleWI: The wife sews and sells online.

Totes and clutches @
https://www.etsy.com/shop/MilwaukeeMak​er
Made from 'upcycled' (remnant) upholstery fabric

Guitar straps @
https://reverb.com/shop/crafts-by-cary
Adjustable.  Buffalo hide ends, seatbelt grade strapping.  Extra long for tall guys like me (I'm 6'2).

Band I'm in @
https://liarstrialmke.bandcamp.com/
Genuine country.  Not like what you hear on the radio nowadays.
https://www.liarstrial.com/store
For physical copies.  Vinyl, too.

Can she make short straps? Daughter is rather not a tall guy.

They go from 35 inches to 65 inches.  Lengths do vary slightly.


That works (barely).  Tell your wife you scored her a sale.
 
2020-11-12 7:06:37 PM  
Should have called it Fetsy.
 
2020-11-12 7:30:43 PM  
For your travelling safety

https://www.clickercovers.com/shop
 
2020-11-12 7:52:32 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: Hi.  Auntie Cheesus here, owner of LaPerna Designs.  So, what does LaPerna design?  Necklaces, earrings, bracelets and our newest item, wristwatches.  My designs use man-made and natural gem beads, from agate through zebra jasper.

I don't do Etsy, because everything I do is absolutely custom and one of a kind.  I can be contacted via email using the email address LapernaDesigns at gmail dot com.  I can be found at Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/LaPernaD a​nd if you don't use Facebook, you can see a gallery of my past work and specialized semi-precious beads at https://photos.app.goo.gl/rrZ3HFjMQ​87u7o3j9 .

And now, a special for all you Farkers: Auntie's Affordable Subscription Service (ASS).  That's right, four times a year, you can have a piece of Auntie's ASS show up at your door, to delight your wife, girlfriend, mom, daughter or any combination of the above.  Auntie's got an ASS designed to fit your needs and budget.

There's Auntie's Skinny ASS: four necklaces a year.
There's Auntie's Rounded ASS: Necklace and earrings, four times a year.
Finally, we have Auntie's Fat ASS: Necklace, bracelet and earrings, four times a year.

Pricing depends on the quality you want for your ASS.  There's three ranges there:
Man-made, common natural materials or glass: Cheap ASS.
Semi-precious materials: Quality ASS.
Precious stones like emeralds, rubies or sapphires: Fine ASS.

If you want your ASS to start with the holiday season, contact me now.  We can set you up a plan today.

And now, some examples:

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Sign up for an ASS today.  Give me the dates you need to keep your ass out of the doghouse.

Love,
Auntie


Thanks again!  Your work is definitely a hit with my ladies.
 
2020-11-12 8:26:34 PM  

bluenovaman: Thanks again!  Your work is definitely a hit with my ladies.


I'm so glad they like their designs.  As you can attest, the customer gets the full couture design experience without the high price tag.
 
2020-11-12 8:39:55 PM  
I am an author of dark fantasy/fantasy horror novels. I sell both through Amazon and through my Facebook page. These are gritty, brutal, unforgiving dark fantasy novels aimed at adults and solely adults - with a fantasy setting akin to Lord of the Rings but the brutal content and magical bent of Game of Thrones.

Snowflakes in Summer - Book I of the Snowflakes Trilogy

He's learned the world is a pitiless and wicked place. But with a demonic evil rising in the backwoods, can he prevent its descent into bloody mayhem?

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06​W​VBKDWK

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Insanity's Respite - Book I of the Auramancer's Exorcism

Broken and beaten, a cursed exorcist has to confront a maniac killing at whim. But with his mind in chaos, can he bring any respite to this insanity?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/product/B08​5​B8KLQS
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For signed paperback copies of either of these books, or any of the other books in the series, please feel free to message my page at: https://www.facebook.com/sagadmw

Or email me at:j­os­h[nospam-﹫-backwards]wmdag­a­s­*com

OR! Sign up for the Dead Men Emailing to receive a FREE digital edition of "Auramancer's Hunt," the prequel to Insanity's Respite!
http://www.sagadmw.com/email

Want to learn more about the Saga?
http://www.sagadmw.com
https://www.facebook.com/sagadmw
https://www.amazon.com/author/sdmw
https://www.instagram.com/sagadmw/

Digital copies are at $3.99 AND UNDER for each and are FREE on Kindle Unlimited! SIGNED paperbacks start at $10.99 and under + S&H if ordered directly through my author page on Facebook (paperback copies ordered on Amazon are filled by my distributor and I never see them go out the door).

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2020-11-12 11:18:59 PM  

SumJackass07: I'm late to the party, but this is the missus' shop.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/MonkaDunkCre​ations


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At the creations shop.

And because I'm a big dummy, I forgot about the supply shop. Mostly vinyl, elastic etc.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/MonkaDunkSu​p​plies

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2020-11-12 11:40:44 PM  
Hi Fark! Chronic lurker here.  I rarely chime in, but here goes:

I am a professional photographer with a variety of photographs for sale, fulfilled by a professional lab and shipped directly to you, through my Zenfolio site. Some are landscapes, others are more still life/artistic.  I do a lot of portrait work; you can ignore that stuff =P

https://emilymygattlee.zenfolio.com/a​l​l
I would be honored if you'd take a look.  They are available in all kinds of special formats, can be custom framed to order, or turned into fridge magnets.

I am also on Redbubble - check out my nerdy/feminist works there by searching for my username: emilymlee

Love this thread and am bookmarking all kinds of goodies.  Happy shopping, Farkers!
 
2020-11-13 6:27:31 AM  

ChubbyTiger: ANDizzleWI: ChubbyTiger:

Can she make short straps? Daughter is rather not a tall guy.

They go from 35 inches to 65 inches.  Lengths do vary slightly.

That works (barely).  Tell your wife you scored her a sale.


Thanks!  Usually we're happy to customize but unfortunately the workspace is packed away until december as we're in the middle of a renovation/move.

/never again, we said..
 
2020-11-13 11:20:12 AM  
Check out https://www.etsy.com/shop/DoorNum​ber9 for some great gifts. Run by a friend of mine.
 
2020-11-13 11:27:30 AM  
Forgot to post a sample - one of the custom masks available at Door Number 9
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2020-11-13 12:36:56 PM  
It's been a while, but hi Fark!

Freshly unemployed and well... I've been trying to tap into art as a way to find peace. I've begun selling prints and merchandise with my designs, as well as have opened up commissions for the first time in my life. My work is primarily colorful and playful. If you want a print or want to commission me, visit my site. :)

Site: https://kaldea.se/
IG: https://instagram.com/kaldeamaeve​ (I'm woefully behind on my Inktober -- had some emergency travel I'm just now back home for!)

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2020-11-13 1:01:08 PM  
If you like Celtic harp music:

https://elaineolson.bandcamp.com/rele​a​ses

CDs also available on Amazon.
 
2020-11-13 5:17:18 PM  
One final bump for this thread, but it will remain open to post in for two more days.

Thanks to all our talented Farkers for sharing their amazing skills! The variety of creations and services was great to see.
 
2020-11-13 5:45:43 PM  
I've got this funky little vintage and contemporary fashion and home decor shop on Poshmark. Please buy stuff.  https://posh.mk/Svp9gJqjobb
 
2020-11-13 6:05:17 PM  
It won't be out until December, but my first book is coming on Amazon. It's the story of my 2004 motorcycle accident, recovery and journey from a wheelchair to running the Marine Corps Marathon. It's one heck of a story, and it happens to be true. If you hit my website, you can get the first chapter for free.

Foreword is by comedian Judy Carter, lots of other endorsements.

Also - website has a bunch of other free (true!) stories.

www.holliworks.com

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2020-11-13 6:09:39 PM  

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I opened my art business in February. It's mostly colorful abstract paintings. Though, I have been pouring skateboards recently. I made a coloring book and a coffee table book as well.

www.strangecharm.art

Thanks, Fark! Cheers!


Duuuuude.... I bet you could do some killer surfboards... :D
 
2020-11-13 6:21:56 PM  
I'm parting with a few of my collectibles. You can view them at https://wichita.craigslist.org/ by entering "Comic Book Detective" in the search on that site.

Some examples:

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2020-11-13 7:22:32 PM  
My husband's novel, a Furry erotic horror.  With magic.  Even if you don't like Furries (and I don't) this is one twisted book that all horror fans will enjoy:

"If one is looking for is a quick, unusual horror with a twist ending, The Goat is the book to fit that criterion. It ends leaving the reader with the right kind of ambiguities: the "why?" questions, not the "how?" Questions are answered, but it is the mark of good horror to make the reader not want to believe them, and The Goat succeeds in this endeavor."

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https://www.amazon.com/Goat-Building-​P​erfect-Victim/dp/0997296852
 
2020-11-13 7:44:58 PM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: I make stuff that's shiny and pagan and gothic and steampunk. Here's my Etsy shop:
BeadsByBertaBird
and if you are on the book of faces you can follow me there:
Transformations by Obsidian Butterfly
and on the instagram
@theOnlyMissBert


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Nice work. I'll show my wife your hair clips.
 
2020-11-13 7:54:08 PM  
Damn. You farkers have talent! Bookmarked!
 
2020-11-13 8:16:51 PM  

BigKaboom: Spawn_of_Cthulhu: I make stuff that's shiny and pagan and gothic and steampunk. Here's my Etsy shop:
BeadsByBertaBird
and if you are on the book of faces you can follow me there:
Transformations by Obsidian Butterfly
and on the instagram
@theOnlyMissBert


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Nice work. I'll show my wife your hair clips.


I have a lot more that aren't listed yet plus I put sure up last night.  Email me at my ultra fark address or through etsy for more.  Or custom.
 
2020-11-13 9:01:12 PM  

Deveyn: Here's my storefront for my (mostly) underwater photos.


I misread this as underwear. Why the pictures are nice, I remain disappointed
 
2020-11-13 9:05:11 PM  
I don't have any, personally, but a couple of close SCA friends do:

Red Troll Forge is my favorite blacksmith, and a Forged in Fire champion. (It was odd seeing him on the tube - I've a couple of his pieces.)
Nordic Trader is a great source for Scandinavian historical jewelry.
 
2020-11-13 10:13:43 PM  
Fine Art Photo Printing available from me at Photo Printing by PRGPrinting
 
2020-11-13 11:55:30 PM  
Just want to take a moment to say thank you to those who have visited my shop and to those who've made a purchase - I truly appreciate it!
 
2020-11-14 3:14:06 AM  
As previously mentioned, we got a bunch of talented Farkers.
 
2020-11-14 11:38:29 AM  
https://kaaterskillmarket.com/
For your sustainable home goods
Visit our shop in person now through end of December 430 Main Street Catskill NY 12414
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2020-11-14 12:58:20 PM  
Here's my Etsy page featuring lots of fun and nostalgic embroideries!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/RoStitches

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2020-11-14 3:03:56 PM  

AlkalineAcid: Rings of Wonder, the Magic Chain

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If you need a gift for someone hard to buy for, a teen birthday, a holiday party gift, or just something cool for yourself, check out the Rings of Wonder. It's a double-chain of keyrings, interlocked in a way that produces an interesting illusion.

Holding one end ring, you take hold of a ring below it and drop the end ring. It cascades down through the chain, one link at a time, falling to the bottom and you're left holding a new end ring, ready to do it again.

In truth, the end ring only falls one position, which releases the ring below it to do the same, all the way down the line. And it does it with a pleasant little jingle.

I think my wife only has 30 or 40 sets ready to go so it's first come, first served. Thanks!


My order just arrived today - too cool! This will be perfect for my husband. Thank you!
 
2020-11-14 3:15:22 PM  

With Six You Get Spittle: My Ancora Crafts Etsy shop: If you want gifts for someone who does cross stitch, needlepoint, embroidery, or makes friendship bracelets, I have over 280 gorgeous threads that they will love! I also have over 100 fandom-worthy patterns from Blazing Saddles, MST3K, SNL, Airplane, and more.
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If you have any questions, just send me an Etsy Message, or email me at info[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]stfarcarocna[* image 7x13]com.


I have favorited you on Etsy. When I decide to learn how to do needle work, I will be checking out your place :)
 
2020-11-27 9:51:27 AM  
The Farketplace is reopening for Black Friday and through the weekend, so come share your online store! A reminder that details are in the boobies, and DisseminationMonkey made a guide on how to post images and links.

Many Farkers offered coupon discounts when we first did this a few weeks ago, check with them to see if they're still valid.
 
2020-11-27 10:01:24 AM  
I have neglected to post about this in the past.  But here I am with TF...  So I may as well.  If this doesn't qualify, then I apologize...

https://affordablesharedhost.com/

That is the landing page for my Hosting Services.
It's really a reselling of a shared hosting environment.  I own and manage the whole thing.  So if you want a website set up, or if you have one that you want to move to a more affordable host, this may be a good solution for you.

All my sites are tied to my custom CMS which has been evolving for some 5 years or so.  In short, if you want to be able to control your content without having to modify the code, the CMS gives you the ability to do that.

All sites also have SSL included.

You can read all about it in the link above.
 
2020-11-27 10:10:51 AM  
You guys are amazing and talented.

This is a bit overwhelming, but I look forward to shopping in your sites.
 
2020-11-27 10:13:45 AM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: I also write books that are weird and funny.

Amazon author page:
https://www.amazon.com/Gevera-Bert-Pie​dmont/e/B07YN78ZVH/
and my awesome book The Maw and Other Time Traveling Lizard Tales (print and Kindle)
https://www.amazon.com/Maw-Other-Time-​Traveling-Lizard-Tales-ebook/dp/B07ZPP​8KLP

Book of faces author page for following:
http://www.facebook.com/geverabertpied​mont


THANKS FOR THIS THREAD IT IS AWESOME


Just ordered, always happy to support a writer :)
 
2020-11-27 10:14:35 AM  
Hello, this is the link to my art site; acrylic paintings with Sci-fi, fantasy, nude themes, etc. Happy Holidays all.
 
2020-11-27 10:17:36 AM  
Bookmarked so I can buy some of this stuff for gifts and not have to go outside.
 
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