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(Fox News)   Fox News puts up op-ed by Joe Biden. Yes, you read that correctly   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2020-10-30 8:29:30 PM  
Brilliant of Biden to do this, and it is a very well written argument to vote for him.
 
2020-10-30 8:39:02 PM  
Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.
 
2020-10-30 8:44:52 PM  

Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.


I only clicked to see if comments were enabled (wasn't gonna actually look at em). They're disabled lol. Even Fox knows how quickly that'd descend into a cesspool. And it also deprives Trumpers the opportunity to publicly whinge about it.
 
2020-10-30 8:47:12 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.

I only clicked to see if comments were enabled (wasn't gonna actually look at em). They're disabled lol. Even Fox knows how quickly that'd descend into a cesspool. And it also deprives Trumpers the opportunity to publicly whinge about it.


I love Fox News comments, I always imagine every commenter is one of those people on Facebook who has an American flag as their profile pictures.
 
2020-10-30 8:58:47 PM  

Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.


It was worth the click.

VOTE Biden
 
2020-10-30 9:04:36 PM  
A president unites. Even the people who voted for the other person should be welcome at the table.

/ only orange man-babies have to grasp onto power by dividing people
 
2020-10-30 9:33:26 PM  

Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.


What are these ads that you speak of?  Trust me, it is well worth the click.
 
2020-10-30 9:34:04 PM  
 
2020-10-30 9:37:42 PM  
I represent the CDL (Coronavirus Defamation League) and we will be taking action against the author of this article.
 
2020-10-30 10:47:30 PM  
Yes, but they already set up all their readers with all the proper ways to show how Biden is desperate and is lying about their favorite president.

It's just part of their propaganda machine.
 
2020-10-30 11:53:48 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Coronavirus Defamation League


what the f*ck?
 
2020-10-31 12:15:29 AM  

Mike_LowELL: I represent the CDL (Coronavirus Defamation League) and we will be taking action against the author of this article.


Can you please send me some literature. I'm very interested in joining your fine organization. Have you considered forming a chapter or a lodge? We can get hats... or armbands.
 
2020-10-31 12:20:31 AM  
Come November 10 they will disavow ever knowing anyone named Donald Frump.
 
2020-10-31 12:45:57 AM  

Dahnkster: Mike_LowELL: I represent the CDL (Coronavirus Defamation League) and we will be taking action against the author of this article.

Can you please send me some literature. I'm very interested in joining your fine organization. Have you considered forming a chapter or a lodge? We can get hats... or armbands.


Or matching ventilators.
 
2020-10-31 2:09:00 AM  

jaylectricity: Yes, but they already set up all their readers with all the proper ways to show how Biden is desperate and is lying about their favorite president.

It's just part of their propaganda machine.


Fox News really wants Biden to win. A Kamala presidency is their best-case business outcome.
 
2020-10-31 2:10:25 AM  
I did some research into the Coronavirus Defamation League and I'll be posting my peer-reviewed academic study after the election because this isn't a partisan issue.
 
2020-10-31 2:13:37 AM  

styckx: scottydoesntknow: Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.

I only clicked to see if comments were enabled (wasn't gonna actually look at em). They're disabled lol. Even Fox knows how quickly that'd descend into a cesspool. And it also deprives Trumpers the opportunity to publicly whinge about it.

I love Fox News comments, I always imagine every commenter is one of those people on Facebook who has an American flag as their profile pictures.


That is a wholly unfair stereotype.

Several of them have stylized letter "Q" pictures, instead.
 
2020-10-31 2:14:37 AM  

Weatherkiss: I did some research into the Coronavirus Defamation League and I'll be posting my peer-reviewed academic study after the election because this isn't a partisan issue.


I also did some research into the CDL, and apparently you need to be able to drive a semi or something. Doesn't sound like freedom to me.
 
2020-10-31 2:17:01 AM  

styckx: scottydoesntknow: Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.

I only clicked to see if comments were enabled (wasn't gonna actually look at em). They're disabled lol. Even Fox knows how quickly that'd descend into a cesspool. And it also deprives Trumpers the opportunity to publicly whinge about it.

I love Fox News comments, I always imagine every commenter is one of those people on Facebook who has an American flag as their profile pictures.


"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, Laney, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a viscous, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed."

"Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting."

"It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote."
 
2020-10-31 2:17:22 AM  
Sorry fox news, you're still gonna get nuked from orbit like all fascist scum deserve.
 
2020-10-31 2:21:21 AM  
I was genuinely shocked to see Fox not selectively editing his words into an auto-tune song ... what's going on here?!
 
2020-10-31 2:33:07 AM  

lolmao500: Sorry fox news, you're still gonna get nuked from orbit like all fascist scum deserve.


I'm fairly sure Fox News will attract more ratings and more sponsors if Biden wins than if Trump is re-elected. It's intellectually MUCH easier to be opposed to a "left-wing" government than to be supportive of the incumbent government. I'm sure that's doubly the case for Trump who has done so little to address serious issues (other than tax cuts boosting Wall Street), at least under Dubya they could proclaim his action to address international terrorism and his military hawkishness.

It's hard to know whether Trump has been good or bad for Fox News. He's been much more critical of them than they'd have expected, and other far-right news organisations have grown into their usual market. He's given them some converts too (a lot of non-colleged-educated young men, for example) which may prove lucrative to them in the future.
 
2020-10-31 2:38:49 AM  

berylman: I was genuinely shocked to see Fox not selectively editing his words into an auto-tune song ... what's going on here?!


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2020-10-31 2:42:42 AM  
WhY WoN't CnN pUbLiSh A tRuMp Op Ed? ThIs Is UnFaIr!
 
2020-10-31 2:52:49 AM  

Mike_LowELL: I represent the CDL (Coronavirus Defamation League) and we will be taking action against the author of this article.


Will you be rustlin' up a convoy for this action? And will they bring the chartreuse microbus?
 
2020-10-31 3:01:56 AM  
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2020-10-31 3:12:39 AM  

WTFDYW: Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.

It was worth the click.

VOTE Biden


And worth an extra click for the Dick Durbin endorsement op/ed link on the bottom left. My ad blocker asked me if I would remove it, so I said no...and still read the stories :)
 
2020-10-31 3:15:46 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: WhY WoN't CnN pUbLiSh A tRuMp Op Ed? ThIs Is UnFaIr!


Man Woman Person TV Camera
 
2020-10-31 3:28:59 AM  

Mike_LowELL: I represent the CDL (Coronavirus Defamation League) and we will be taking action against the author of this article.


as a representative of the LoCD (the League of Coronavirus Defamation) i can assure you that appropriate action has already been taken against the author of this article.
 
2020-10-31 3:37:41 AM  
Of course they did.

Their pony won and gained them much wealth but now it's time to put him out to pasture and milk the sweet teat of obstinate contrarianism again ala 2008-2016.

F*ckbirds.
 
2020-10-31 4:27:56 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.

I only clicked to see if comments were enabled (wasn't gonna actually look at em). They're disabled lol. Even Fox knows how quickly that'd descend into a cesspool. And it also deprives Trumpers the opportunity to publicly whinge about it.


In all fairness to Trumpers when I whinge, I like to do it in private.
 
2020-10-31 4:35:17 AM  
Biden appealing to conservatives? Must be a day ending in 'y'.

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2020-10-31 4:53:00 AM  
Fox news: we never believed that stuff we spewed for the last 5 years. We just did it to please dear leader and ratings and such as.

Everyone not already indoctrinated in to the cult:
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2020-10-31 5:25:51 AM  

styckx: scottydoesntknow: Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.

I only clicked to see if comments were enabled (wasn't gonna actually look at em). They're disabled lol. Even Fox knows how quickly that'd descend into a cesspool. And it also deprives Trumpers the opportunity to publicly whinge about it.

I love Fox News comments, I always imagine every commenter is one of those people on Facebook who has an American flag as their profile pictures.


Or is a selfie, taken in their truck, wearing sunglasses, with a US flag filter, WITH I R SUPER SERIOUS COOL WHITE PERSON expression.
 
2020-10-31 5:30:12 AM  

Darwins Point-ed Stick: styckx: scottydoesntknow: Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.

I only clicked to see if comments were enabled (wasn't gonna actually look at em). They're disabled lol. Even Fox knows how quickly that'd descend into a cesspool. And it also deprives Trumpers the opportunity to publicly whinge about it.

I love Fox News comments, I always imagine every commenter is one of those people on Facebook who has an American flag as their profile pictures.

Or is a selfie, taken in their truck, wearing sunglasses, with a US flag filter, WITH I R SUPER SERIOUS COOL WHITE PERSON expression.


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/lols
 
2020-10-31 5:34:05 AM  

I Like Bread: Biden appealing to conservatives? Must be a day ending in 'y'.

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There will be some fanatical Bible Christians in America who will go left.

Here is one example!

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2020-10-31 5:49:07 AM  

Darwins Point-ed Stick: Darwins Point-ed Stick: styckx: scottydoesntknow: Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.

I only clicked to see if comments were enabled (wasn't gonna actually look at em). They're disabled lol. Even Fox knows how quickly that'd descend into a cesspool. And it also deprives Trumpers the opportunity to publicly whinge about it.

I love Fox News comments, I always imagine every commenter is one of those people on Facebook who has an American flag as their profile pictures.

Or is a selfie, taken in their truck, wearing sunglasses, with a US flag filter, WITH I R SUPER SERIOUS COOL WHITE PERSON expression.

[Fark user image image 425x560]

/lols


Just like "Let me speak to your manager haircut" became a thing, so will "I will murder one of the neighborhood 3rd graders for touching my yard sign selfie".

To this day I still assume the bearer of that haircut is a harpy, because they've mostly been proving me right since my first fast food job at 14. Likewise, we have Slack at work, and anytime a new person puts up one of those as their pic I know they are a whiny belligerent jackass. Only difference is I have yet to be wrong about the latter.
 
2020-10-31 6:05:51 AM  

Darwins Point-ed Stick: Darwins Point-ed Stick: styckx: scottydoesntknow: Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.

I only clicked to see if comments were enabled (wasn't gonna actually look at em). They're disabled lol. Even Fox knows how quickly that'd descend into a cesspool. And it also deprives Trumpers the opportunity to publicly whinge about it.

I love Fox News comments, I always imagine every commenter is one of those people on Facebook who has an American flag as their profile pictures.

Or is a selfie, taken in their truck, wearing sunglasses, with a US flag filter, WITH I R SUPER SERIOUS COOL WHITE PERSON expression.

[Fark user image image 425x560]

/lols


Don't these assholes know you need a cool guitar to wear sunglasses in public? For farks sake.
 
2020-10-31 6:06:29 AM  
Wow, that was really good.

Well done, Joe. I hope it swayed at least a few folks.
 
2020-10-31 6:16:26 AM  

styckx: scottydoesntknow: Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.

I only clicked to see if comments were enabled (wasn't gonna actually look at em). They're disabled lol. Even Fox knows how quickly that'd descend into a cesspool. And it also deprives Trumpers the opportunity to publicly whinge about it.

I love Fox News comments, I always imagine every commenter is one of those people on Facebook who has an American flag as their profile pictures.


I picture The Male Online from Viz.

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2020-10-31 6:26:29 AM  
You can't reach these people. My extended in laws are evangelical. My father in law sent them david brooks article and one from some Christian rag explaining why Biden is the better choice.

Their response is that Harris wants to end Christianity. That was it. And some vague reference that "Biden wasn't some angel based on his past actions" (shockingly without any further explanation).

They're a cult and they think we're waaay weirder than we think they are (as insane as that sounds).
 
2020-10-31 8:34:37 AM  
Subsisting on a diet of CNN, the NYT, and the Fark poltab means you don't recognize fair and balanced when it's right in front of you.
 
2020-10-31 8:36:48 AM  

ghostfacekillahrabbit: Darwins Point-ed Stick: Darwins Point-ed Stick: styckx: scottydoesntknow: Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.

I only clicked to see if comments were enabled (wasn't gonna actually look at em). They're disabled lol. Even Fox knows how quickly that'd descend into a cesspool. And it also deprives Trumpers the opportunity to publicly whinge about it.

I love Fox News comments, I always imagine every commenter is one of those people on Facebook who has an American flag as their profile pictures.

Or is a selfie, taken in their truck, wearing sunglasses, with a US flag filter, WITH I R SUPER SERIOUS COOL WHITE PERSON expression.

[Fark user image image 425x560]

/lols

Don't these assholes know you need a cool guitar to wear sunglasses in public? For farks sake.


"So anyway, for my next song, I'll build you a Wonderwall."
 
2020-10-31 9:25:09 AM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Subsisting on a diet of CNN, the NYT, and the Fark poltab means you don't recognize fair and balanced when it's right in front of you.


yes Ralph,all along you were the brilliant one and we just didn't realize it.

🤡
 
2020-10-31 9:38:06 AM  

JudgeSmails: Kangaroo_Ralph: Subsisting on a diet of CNN, the NYT, and the Fark poltab means you don't recognize fair and balanced when it's right in front of you.

yes Ralph,all along you were the brilliant one and we just didn't realize it.

🤡


I always wondered how that guy with the rail spike through his head would sound

Oh wait somewhat better than this

https://thepsychologist.bps.org.uk/vo​l​ume-21/edition-9/phineas-gage-unravell​ing-myth
 
2020-10-31 9:47:59 AM  

Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.


I clicked the link
I clicked the video
I clicked EVERY ad

Gotta reward the behavior you want to see in others
 
2020-10-31 9:55:29 AM  

tokinGLX: Mike_LowELL: I represent the CDL (Coronavirus Defamation League) and we will be taking action against the author of this article.

as a representative of the LoCD (the League of Coronavirus Defamation) i can assure you that appropriate action has already been taken against the author of this article.


I only support my group, the League against Defamation of Coronavirus--the only true league.
 
2020-10-31 10:02:23 AM  

tokinGLX: Mike_LowELL: I represent the CDL (Coronavirus Defamation League) and we will be taking action against the author of this article.

as a representative of the LoCD (the League of Coronavirus Defamation) i can assure you that appropriate action has already been taken against the author of this article.


Splitter!
 
2020-10-31 10:07:22 AM  

Iamos: Sorry Joe, but even you can't convince me to give Fox News a click and ad revenue.


What's an "ad"?

/Brave web browser
 
2020-10-31 10:18:37 AM  
"Across our nation today, there are nearly 230,000 empty chairs at dining room tables, where just weeks or months ago loved ones sat and talked and laughed."

That was an amazing opening sentence. Heartbreaking optics that hit you right in the feels.
 
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