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2020-10-30 7:42:37 PM  
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2020-10-30 7:45:50 PM  
Getting married before the SCrOTUS lays waste to gay marriage laws is probably a good thing

/Sorry HarleyQ
 
2020-10-30 8:03:48 PM  
Not my type at all.
 
2020-10-30 8:14:05 PM  
Mazel Tov!
 
2020-10-30 8:37:28 PM  
Giggity tag is in its bunk.
 
2020-10-30 9:46:53 PM  
I honestly thought they were already married.
 
2020-10-30 11:46:34 PM  

whither_apophis: Getting married before the SCrOTUS lays waste to gay marriage laws is probably a good thing

/Sorry HarleyQ


I don't know why anyone cares. If gay people want to get married, be miserable and eventually lose half their stuff in the inevitable divorce, I say let them.
 
2020-10-31 12:23:29 AM  
Is this that classless foul mouthed female soccer player?
 
2020-10-31 12:33:28 AM  
She probably has bigger balls than me.

/not hard to do, I lost them in a game of chicken years ago
//good for her
 
2020-10-31 12:34:11 AM  

whither_apophis: Getting married before the SCrOTUS lays waste to gay marriage laws is probably a good thing

/Sorry HarleyQ


the same admin that appointed an openly gay man to a cabinet position?
 
2020-10-31 12:38:23 AM  
Blah blah blah old news

ECU just got farked by one official.
 
2020-10-31 12:41:54 AM  
Love is love. Fark you if you think that gay marriage affects you in any way. What? You afraid that a couple of gay guys are going to show up at your front door and threaten to decorate your house?
 
2020-10-31 1:07:40 AM  
Good on her! Still my favorite play in all of soccer history was her incredible pass to Abby Wambach in minute 121 against Brazil in the World Cup.
 
2020-10-31 2:22:39 AM  
Good for them but...

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2020-10-31 2:50:35 AM  

kdawg7736: Good for them but...

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Apparently you?
 
2020-10-31 3:52:09 AM  
Good for them, so have they lined up a genetically superior sperm donor if they want to start a family?

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2020-10-31 7:27:34 AM  
She was a celeb crush until she came out.
Not the first time that has happened to me.

Cat Cora.
Sarah Paulson
Kate McKinnon
 
2020-10-31 7:36:39 AM  
espnW is a thing?
 
2020-10-31 7:40:29 AM  

ozarkmatt: Is this that classless foul mouthed female soccer player?


That's the one. But, she's gay, has pink hair and hates the US so she is a darling of the left.
 
2020-10-31 7:44:19 AM  

WhiskeySticks: espnW is a thing?


Barely. Just like the WNBA, it only exists because of the standard ESPN and the sweet cash that gets dumped into it.
 
2020-10-31 7:56:03 AM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Love is love. Fark you if you think that gay marriage affects you in any way. What? You afraid that a couple of gay guys are going to show up at your front door and threaten to decorate your house?


It's a slippery slope. If you let the gays marry, what's next? Marrying animals?
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2020-10-31 7:57:33 AM  

bfh0417: ozarkmatt: Is this that classless foul mouthed female soccer player?

That's the one. But, she's gay, has pink hair and hates the US so she is a darling of the left.


She hates the US so much, she has represented them internationally for years and won two World Cups.

But, she's gay and has pink hair so she's hated by the right, and in the right's delusional fantasy world, they love the US and the left hates it because reasons. Also, lapel pins and God.
 
2020-10-31 8:41:08 AM  

HugeMistake: bfh0417: ozarkmatt: Is this that classless foul mouthed female soccer player?

That's the one. But, she's gay, has pink hair and hates the US so she is a darling of the left.

She hates the US so much, she has represented them internationally for years and won two World Cups.

But, she's gay and has pink hair so she's hated by the right, and in the right's delusional fantasy world, they love the US and the left hates it because reasons. Also, lapel pins and God.


She also wears pants and doesn't bring someone his newspaper and slippers.  It's an outrage to people who don't know what year it is.
 
2020-10-31 8:43:52 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: HugeMistake: bfh0417: ozarkmatt: Is this that classless foul mouthed female soccer player?

That's the one. But, she's gay, has pink hair and hates the US so she is a darling of the left.

She hates the US so much, she has represented them internationally for years and won two World Cups.

But, she's gay and has pink hair so she's hated by the right, and in the right's delusional fantasy world, they love the US and the left hates it because reasons. Also, lapel pins and God.

She also wears pants and doesn't bring someone his newspaper and slippers.  It's an outrage to people who don't know what year it is.


I'm still trying to figure out why mgmt decided we need a troll to just walk into a room and scream the most annoying thing possible. They're usually a bit more niche than that - it helps maintain a balance.
 
2020-10-31 8:55:36 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: whither_apophis: Getting married before the SCrOTUS lays waste to gay marriage laws is probably a good thing

/Sorry HarleyQ

the same admin that appointed an openly gay man to a cabinet position?


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2020-10-31 10:07:29 AM  

HugeMistake: bfh0417: ozarkmatt: Is this that classless foul mouthed female soccer player?

That's the one. But, she's gay, has pink hair and hates the US so she is a darling of the left.

She hates the US so much, she has represented them internationally for years and won two World Cups.

But, she's gay and has pink hair so she's hated by the right, and in the right's delusional fantasy world, they love the US and the left hates it because reasons. Also, lapel pins and God.


The right loves the US so much by hating the vast majority of the people in it
 
2020-10-31 10:36:33 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: whither_apophis: Getting married before the SCrOTUS lays waste to gay marriage laws is probably a good thing

/Sorry HarleyQ

the same admin that appointed an openly gay man to a cabinet position?


The admin also appointed someone to head the CDC and you see how much they cared about that
 
2020-10-31 10:38:25 AM  

ozarkmatt: Is this that classless foul mouthed female soccer player?


Username checks out.
 
2020-10-31 10:45:31 AM  
Well you know
I can't love you enough
But I also can't afford
To lose half of my stuff
There's no doubt in my mind
These ties that we're about to bind
Will hold us both together any time it gets too tough
But just in case
Just in case
This morning I went by my lawyer's place
I didn't think you would mind
Here dumplin' sign this dotted line
What's yours is yours
And what is mine will always be mine
Just in case
 
2020-10-31 11:27:13 AM  

bfh0417: WhiskeySticks: espnW is a thing?

Barely. Just like the WNBA, it only exists because of the standard ESPN and the sweet cash that gets dumped into it.


I'll never understand why you incels are so triggered by the existence of women's sports.
 
2020-10-31 11:42:43 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: whither_apophis: Getting married before the SCrOTUS lays waste to gay marriage laws is probably a good thing

/Sorry HarleyQ

the same admin that appointed an openly gay man to a cabinet position?


All of this may surprise you, but SCOTUS is part of the judicial branch, not any "admin." It consists of nine Justices, six of whom either voted against legalization of gay marriage or are avowedly influenced by someone who did. Five of those six have made public comments questioning the value of stare decisis in legal cases. (Stare decisis is a Latin term meaning "let the decision stand" and is a legal principle regarding the value of precedent.) None of them have suggested that the existence of a gay person in the executive branch may affect their decision -- although, for the record, this same administration has (1) opposed the Equality Act (which would codify a recent SCOTUS decision prohibiting employment discrimination based on sexual orientation), (2) filed an amicus brief opposing the aforesaid SCOTUS decision, (3) appointed a huge number of expressly anti-gay judges, (4) eliminated Obama-era protections for LGBTQ individuals in the workplace, (5) issued a regulation allowing federal contractors to discriminate against LGBTQ people based on their religious views, (6) removed ACA protections against discrimination in health plans for LGBTQ people, (7) refused to rule out federal funding for schools that discriminate against LGBTQ people, (8) allowed emergency homeless shelters to discriminate against LGBTQ people, (9) denied asylum to LGBTQ people, and (10) banned pride flags from embassies. Among other things.
 
2020-10-31 3:05:32 PM  

TDWCom29: HugeMistake: bfh0417: ozarkmatt: Is this that classless foul mouthed female soccer player?

That's the one. But, she's gay, has pink hair and hates the US so she is a darling of the left.

She hates the US so much, she has represented them internationally for years and won two World Cups.

But, she's gay and has pink hair so she's hated by the right, and in the right's delusional fantasy world, they love the US and the left hates it because reasons. Also, lapel pins and God.

The right loves the US so much by hating the vast majority of the people in it


The right hates America. Their candidate for president has alienated America's allies, befriended our enemies, replaced our flag with an abomination, and openly withheld aid to parts of the country that didn't vote for him.
 
2020-10-31 5:53:50 PM  

freddyV: She was a celeb crush until she came out.
Not the first time that has happened to me.

Cat Cora.
Sarah Paulson
Kate McKinnon


Kate.

I adore her.
 
2020-10-31 6:21:58 PM  
I wish them a lifetime of love and happiness, but...

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2020-10-31 9:57:11 PM  

WhiskeySticks: espnW is a thing?


Why do you hate W's?
 
2020-10-31 10:07:56 PM  
If ESPN 8 is The Ocho, is ESPNW The Ovum?
 
2020-10-31 10:56:22 PM  

TDWCom29: HugeMistake: bfh0417: ozarkmatt: Is this that classless foul mouthed female soccer player?

That's the one. But, she's gay, has pink hair and hates the US so she is a darling of the left.

She hates the US so much, she has represented them internationally for years and won two World Cups.

But, she's gay and has pink hair so she's hated by the right, and in the right's delusional fantasy world, they love the US and the left hates it because reasons. Also, lapel pins and God.

The right loves the US so much by hating the vast majority of the people in it


Lol. Gays are the majority now? Turn off Rachel Maddow.
 
2020-10-31 10:59:14 PM  

Super Chronic: bfh0417: WhiskeySticks: espnW is a thing?

Barely. Just like the WNBA, it only exists because of the standard ESPN and the sweet cash that gets dumped into it.

I'll never understand why you incels are so triggered by the existence of women's sports.


Not triggered by it. It just needs to be pointed out that most only exist because it is subsidized. If you care to prove otherwise, go right ahead. ESPNw wouldn't exist without ESPN and the money brought in by men's sports.
 
2020-10-31 11:04:35 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: If ESPN 8 is The Ocho, is ESPNW The Ovum?


Yep. If women's sports were so profitable, they would have their very own network. In reality, it's a footnote of a network that has several channels hi making money so they can prop up the lady sports. The fact that no one, man or woman, has started a woman only sports network tells you that there is simply no money in it. The women are given lip service and a pat on the head.
 
2020-10-31 11:47:59 PM  

bfh0417: 7th Son of a 7th Son: If ESPN 8 is The Ocho, is ESPNW The Ovum?

Yep. If women's sports were so profitable, they would have their very own network. In reality, it's a footnote of a network that has several channels hi making money so they can prop up the lady sports. The fact that no one, man or woman, has started a woman only sports network tells you that there is simply no money in it. The women are given lip service and a pat on the head.


So do you feel threatened by the rising popularity of sports featuring women?

Because you're coming across like a snowflake that needs a safe space.
 
2020-11-01 12:11:25 AM  

abhorrent1: whither_apophis: Getting married before the SCrOTUS lays waste to gay marriage laws is probably a good thing

/Sorry HarleyQ

I don't know why anyone cares. If gay people want to get married, be miserable and eventually lose half their stuff in the inevitable divorce, I say let them.


But...but...same sex marriage will turn all straight people gay and make them all gay marry...oh and baby jesus...
 
2020-11-01 12:29:48 AM  

bfh0417: TDWCom29: HugeMistake: bfh0417: ozarkmatt: Is this that classless foul mouthed female soccer player?

That's the one. But, she's gay, has pink hair and hates the US so she is a darling of the left.

She hates the US so much, she has represented them internationally for years and won two World Cups.

But, she's gay and has pink hair so she's hated by the right, and in the right's delusional fantasy world, they love the US and the left hates it because reasons. Also, lapel pins and God.

The right loves the US so much by hating the vast majority of the people in it

Lol. Gays are the majority now? Turn off Rachel Maddow.


No, I'm talking about gays, liberals, most minorities, poor people, slutty women, etc etc. Basically everyone who isn't a Trump voter. but you're a Trump voter, so not getting things is really on-brand
 
2020-11-01 1:07:43 AM  

bfh0417: TDWCom29: HugeMistake: bfh0417: ozarkmatt: Is this that classless foul mouthed female soccer player?

That's the one. But, she's gay, has pink hair and hates the US so she is a darling of the left.

She hates the US so much, she has represented them internationally for years and won two World Cups.

But, she's gay and has pink hair so she's hated by the right, and in the right's delusional fantasy world, they love the US and the left hates it because reasons. Also, lapel pins and God.

The right loves the US so much by hating the vast majority of the people in it

Lol. Gays are the majority now? Turn off Rachel Maddow.


Dang, Drew.  This is how you're getting clicks?
 
2020-11-01 1:34:42 AM  

TDWCom29: bfh0417: TDWCom29: HugeMistake: bfh0417: ozarkmatt: Is this that classless foul mouthed female soccer player?

That's the one. But, she's gay, has pink hair and hates the US so she is a darling of the left.

She hates the US so much, she has represented them internationally for years and won two World Cups.

But, she's gay and has pink hair so she's hated by the right, and in the right's delusional fantasy world, they love the US and the left hates it because reasons. Also, lapel pins and God.

The right loves the US so much by hating the vast majority of the people in it

Lol. Gays are the majority now? Turn off Rachel Maddow.

No, I'm talking about gays, liberals, most minorities, poor people, slutty women, etc etc. Basically everyone who isn't a Trump voter. but you're a Trump voter, so not getting things is really on-brand


Also, I'm just now realizing you're basically admitting you and all Trumpers hate gays. Thanks for confirming it!
 
2020-11-01 9:40:41 AM  

bfh0417: Super Chronic: bfh0417: WhiskeySticks: espnW is a thing?

Barely. Just like the WNBA, it only exists because of the standard ESPN and the sweet cash that gets dumped into it.

I'll never understand why you incels are so triggered by the existence of women's sports.

Not triggered by it. It just needs to be pointed out that most only exist because it is subsidized. If you care to prove otherwise, go right ahead. ESPNw wouldn't exist without ESPN and the money brought in by men's sports.


Yes, and this is information you felt you had to share in a thread about someone getting engaged. Because no ultimately successful venture ever lost money while trying to grow popularity.

Don't come back and for the love of all that's holy, don't vote.
 
2020-11-01 11:11:02 AM  

bfh0417: Super Chronic: bfh0417: WhiskeySticks: espnW is a thing?

Barely. Just like the WNBA, it only exists because of the standard ESPN and the sweet cash that gets dumped into it.

I'll never understand why you incels are so triggered by the existence of women's sports.

Not triggered by it. It just needs to be pointed out that most only exist because it is subsidized. If you care to prove otherwise, go right ahead. ESPNw wouldn't exist without ESPN and the money brought in by men's sports.


The game that this woman played in, the World Cup Final, was the highest rated soccer game in the US since... another US Women's Soccer game.  Women's Soccer in the US generates more viewership and better negotiable advertising rates for networks and therefore better pay to soccer than men's soccer in the US.  That it doesn't happen is another story.
You're just in here cherry picking excuses for why you've failed in life.  Kind of sad.

/But you're consistent
 
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