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2020-10-30 6:49:32 PM  
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2020-10-30 6:59:42 PM  
Hurricane Donald.
 
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2020-10-30 7:05:55 PM  
Those exterior flying buttresses seem counterproductive.  Like, not only are they going to be the first failure point and lead to the collapse of the window coverings, but they're also usable as improvised implements or barricade materials in whatever street fighting takes place.
 
2020-10-30 7:12:40 PM  
Yeah they don't want a bunch of Proud Boys or Boogaloo Bois or whatever other impotent f*cks damaging their property.
 
2020-10-30 8:38:47 PM  

Tanqueray: Hurricane Donald.


With global warming and circling back to the A names, we could be there by Tuesday.
 
2020-10-30 9:02:16 PM  
It's gotta suck living at the place where people lose their god-damn minds. Oh wait, that's everywhere.

/ F You 2020.
 
2020-10-30 9:08:22 PM  
Oooooo. Flammable walls.
 
2020-10-30 9:18:35 PM  
Do you think the Trumphumper brigade will actually appear or just sit on their asses and whine on their preferred chat sites?

Will we Biden voters riot or mobilize for mid terms?

If there is any violence, I think it will come from people who don't care who won. They just want to tear up shiat.
 
2020-10-30 9:20:38 PM  

WTFDYW: Do you think the Trumphumper brigade will actually appear or just sit on their asses and whine on their preferred chat sites?

Will we Biden voters riot or mobilize for mid terms?

If there is any violence, I think it will come from people who don't care who won. They just want to tear up shiat.


I saw a mob of Red Hats whining in the park the other day. They looked kinda sad and I felt bad for them until I remembered that they bought their tickets, let them crash....
 
2020-10-30 9:59:45 PM  
If Trump loses, he will ask for calmness and civility.
 
2020-10-30 11:41:02 PM  

WTFDYW: Do you think the Trumphumper brigade will actually appear or just sit on their asses and whine on their preferred chat sites?

Will we Biden voters riot or mobilize for mid terms?

If there is any violence, I think it will come from people who don't care who won. They just want to tear up shiat.


I have no doubt that if Biden loses, we on his side will be depressed for a year or so, angry as well, and will regroup for the midterms, with a lot of angry social media posts, Fark posts, and possibly another impeachment.

I also have no doubt that if Trump loses, there will be violence. I hope limited, I fear wider-spread. I doubt truly widespread. His base does have a lot of Hoverrounders, golf cart drivers, and "Christians", but there is a solid percentage that are simply unhinged. The folks that stocked up on guns and ammo because Obama was elected or it looked like Hillary was winning. They have an itch.

The ones they arrested in the "kidnap the governors" cases. They are the tip of the iceberg. Far more have the same inclination, and a Trump loss will activate them.

Hope I'm 100% wrong.
 
2020-10-31 12:01:24 AM  
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We're f*cked
 
2020-10-31 12:08:33 AM  

iheartscotch: WTFDYW: Do you think the Trumphumper brigade will actually appear or just sit on their asses and whine on their preferred chat sites?

Will we Biden voters riot or mobilize for mid terms?

If there is any violence, I think it will come from people who don't care who won. They just want to tear up shiat.

I saw a mob of Red Hats whining in the park the other day. They looked kinda sad and I felt bad for them until I remembered that they bought their tickets, let them crash....


I saw a local parade of twats with their giant Trump flags and those blue line flags that my mind always interprets as a swastika because I pay attention to what's going on. They were noisy and obnoxious. Several months back I encountered a much larger BLM demonstration and they were polite and quiet.
 
2020-10-31 12:16:38 AM  
My company in Portland is mostly WFH since March, but there are a few folks still onsite. They told us the other day that the building will be closed on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday to avoid having employees stuck in potential unrest.

Weird times.
 
2020-10-31 1:07:22 AM  

mrshowrules: If Trump loses, he will ask for calmness and civility.


It will be the moment he turns presidential.
 
2020-10-31 1:10:29 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: WTFDYW: Do you think the Trumphumper brigade will actually appear or just sit on their asses and whine on their preferred chat sites?

Will we Biden voters riot or mobilize for mid terms?

If there is any violence, I think it will come from people who don't care who won. They just want to tear up shiat.

I have no doubt that if Biden loses, we on his side will be depressed for a year or so, angry as well, and will regroup for the midterms, with a lot of angry social media posts, Fark posts, and possibly another impeachment.

I also have no doubt that if Trump loses, there will be violence. I hope limited, I fear wider-spread. I doubt truly widespread. His base does have a lot of Hoverrounders, golf cart drivers, and "Christians", but there is a solid percentage that are simply unhinged. The folks that stocked up on guns and ammo because Obama was elected or it looked like Hillary was winning. They have an itch.

The ones they arrested in the "kidnap the governors" cases. They are the tip of the iceberg. Far more have the same inclination, and a Trump loss will activate them.

Hope I'm 100% wrong.


If Biden loses, Pelosi needs to cut all budgets to zero. Cut the fascist POS at the knee. No money, no fascism. Its that simple.
 
2020-10-31 1:11:47 AM  
As least some people are getting jobs out of this.
 
2020-10-31 1:12:10 AM  

lolmao500: Three Crooked Squirrels: WTFDYW: Do you think the Trumphumper brigade will actually appear or just sit on their asses and whine on their preferred chat sites?

Will we Biden voters riot or mobilize for mid terms?

If there is any violence, I think it will come from people who don't care who won. They just want to tear up shiat.

I have no doubt that if Biden loses, we on his side will be depressed for a year or so, angry as well, and will regroup for the midterms, with a lot of angry social media posts, Fark posts, and possibly another impeachment.

I also have no doubt that if Trump loses, there will be violence. I hope limited, I fear wider-spread. I doubt truly widespread. His base does have a lot of Hoverrounders, golf cart drivers, and "Christians", but there is a solid percentage that are simply unhinged. The folks that stocked up on guns and ammo because Obama was elected or it looked like Hillary was winning. They have an itch.

The ones they arrested in the "kidnap the governors" cases. They are the tip of the iceberg. Far more have the same inclination, and a Trump loss will activate them.

Hope I'm 100% wrong.

If Biden loses, Pelosi needs to cut all budgets to zero. Cut the fascist POS at the knee. No money, no fascism. Its that simple.


Right. I'm sure that'll stop them, as Trump is well known for his adherence to the rules.
 
2020-10-31 1:13:31 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: WTFDYW: Do you think the Trumphumper brigade will actually appear or just sit on their asses and whine on their preferred chat sites?

Will we Biden voters riot or mobilize for mid terms?

If there is any violence, I think it will come from people who don't care who won. They just want to tear up shiat.

I have no doubt that if Biden loses, we on his side will be depressed for a year or so, angry as well, and will regroup for the midterms, with a lot of angry social media posts, Fark posts, and possibly another impeachment.

I also have no doubt that if Trump loses, there will be violence. I hope limited, I fear wider-spread. I doubt truly widespread. His base does have a lot of Hoverrounders, golf cart drivers, and "Christians", but there is a solid percentage that are simply unhinged. The folks that stocked up on guns and ammo because Obama was elected or it looked like Hillary was winning. They have an itch.

The ones they arrested in the "kidnap the governors" cases. They are the tip of the iceberg. Far more have the same inclination, and a Trump loss will activate them.

Hope I'm 100% wrong.


I am concerned how many police unions endorsed Trump. How the fbi has warned of white nationalists infiltrating departments across the country. How easily they seem to lie about interactions from the public. How they let the white militants stand on the side like they belong. And how consumed police are with identity politics and believing their own hype.
 
2020-10-31 1:18:42 AM  

qorkfiend: lolmao500: Three Crooked Squirrels: WTFDYW: Do you think the Trumphumper brigade will actually appear or just sit on their asses and whine on their preferred chat sites?

Will we Biden voters riot or mobilize for mid terms?

If there is any violence, I think it will come from people who don't care who won. They just want to tear up shiat.

I have no doubt that if Biden loses, we on his side will be depressed for a year or so, angry as well, and will regroup for the midterms, with a lot of angry social media posts, Fark posts, and possibly another impeachment.

I also have no doubt that if Trump loses, there will be violence. I hope limited, I fear wider-spread. I doubt truly widespread. His base does have a lot of Hoverrounders, golf cart drivers, and "Christians", but there is a solid percentage that are simply unhinged. The folks that stocked up on guns and ammo because Obama was elected or it looked like Hillary was winning. They have an itch.

The ones they arrested in the "kidnap the governors" cases. They are the tip of the iceberg. Far more have the same inclination, and a Trump loss will activate them.

Hope I'm 100% wrong.

If Biden loses, Pelosi needs to cut all budgets to zero. Cut the fascist POS at the knee. No money, no fascism. Its that simple.

Right. I'm sure that'll stop them, as Trump is well known for his adherence to the rules.


Yeah and wheres hes gonna get his money? From his ass? Shutdown the government and force trumpy to act like the dictator he is to show everybody.
 
2020-10-31 1:19:05 AM  
How bad does the DOW tank on Monday?  It was "economic anxiety", they say, that got this clown elected.  Only fitting we're all economically anxious when we get rid of him.
 
2020-10-31 1:20:05 AM  
Dotard has just recently "hereby decreed" that all votes not counted after election day are invalidated...which is nonsense. He thinks he can think just make magic happen by Tweeting it or saying it very loudly repeatedly.
They've already laid bare the plan is just to declare victory no matter damn what and shout it from the rooftops in a narrative control stratagem and portray anyone who disagrees or cares about actual results as whiny babies like that will shut them down.
 
2020-10-31 1:20:38 AM  
I was just in the ghost town formerly known as downtown San Francisco and everything is being boarded up there too in advance of the election. It's surreal to see everything empty and boarded.
 
2020-10-31 1:20:46 AM  
If Biden wins: Terrorism
If Trump wins: Riots
 
2020-10-31 1:21:19 AM  

lolmao500: qorkfiend: lolmao500: Three Crooked Squirrels: WTFDYW: Do you think the Trumphumper brigade will actually appear or just sit on their asses and whine on their preferred chat sites?

Will we Biden voters riot or mobilize for mid terms?

If there is any violence, I think it will come from people who don't care who won. They just want to tear up shiat.

I have no doubt that if Biden loses, we on his side will be depressed for a year or so, angry as well, and will regroup for the midterms, with a lot of angry social media posts, Fark posts, and possibly another impeachment.

I also have no doubt that if Trump loses, there will be violence. I hope limited, I fear wider-spread. I doubt truly widespread. His base does have a lot of Hoverrounders, golf cart drivers, and "Christians", but there is a solid percentage that are simply unhinged. The folks that stocked up on guns and ammo because Obama was elected or it looked like Hillary was winning. They have an itch.

The ones they arrested in the "kidnap the governors" cases. They are the tip of the iceberg. Far more have the same inclination, and a Trump loss will activate them.

Hope I'm 100% wrong.

If Biden loses, Pelosi needs to cut all budgets to zero. Cut the fascist POS at the knee. No money, no fascism. Its that simple.

Right. I'm sure that'll stop them, as Trump is well known for his adherence to the rules.

Yeah and wheres hes gonna get his money? From his ass? Shutdown the government and force trumpy to act like the dictator he is to show everybody.


Yeah, basically. They'll just issue more debt and dare Congress and the courts to tell them no.
 
2020-10-31 1:23:25 AM  

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We're f*cked


That's what I thought they meant. Hurricane Trump, she is gonna blo! viate. She gonna suck and bloviate.
 
2020-10-31 1:25:35 AM  
Life under Trump: pre-boarding up windows, checking my phone for curfews, stocking up on canned goods and paper goods, wearing masks, and obsessively washing my hands.

On the plus side, I'm worrying a lot less about trivial stuff, and have been having more substantive conversations with friends and relatives.

Back on the negative side: The conversations are over Zoom.
 
2020-10-31 1:27:28 AM  
Curious how the same people who were upset about BLM protests are gearing up to destroy their city
 
2020-10-31 1:29:55 AM  
I wonder if the Proud Boys think Trump will bail their asses out if they go all vigilante on election night.

All I know is I got the week off from work and plenty of provisions.  Bring on the social discord!
 
2020-10-31 1:31:53 AM  
I don't know what other sign you need to see to make it crystal clear that this administration is a failure.
 
2020-10-31 1:32:33 AM  

berylman: Dotard has just recently "hereby decreed" that all votes not counted after election day are invalidated...which is nonsense. He thinks he can think just make magic happen by Tweeting it or saying it very loudly repeatedly.
They've already laid bare the plan is just to declare victory no matter damn what and shout it from the rooftops in a narrative control stratagem and portray anyone who disagrees or cares about actual results as whiny babies like that will shut them down.


Is he aware that a lot of those late arriving votes are from overseas military?
 
2020-10-31 1:34:13 AM  
The good news is that no matter who wins, the cities will burn.  The fire will cleanse the country of its sins and allow it to rise from the ashes.  Hopefully a borg society is what replaces the current one.  A perfect society based on efficiency, and not caring about race or gender or anything other than assimilating more entities to a perfect society.
 
2020-10-31 1:34:53 AM  
I was expecting a busy night tonight and tomorrow, with soccer teams taking up most of our hotel rooms.. a bit daunting, considering we're still not back to a full staff.  But I take it someone in authority came to their senses and shut down the soccer tournament for COVID reasons.  So, all is quiet tonight.
 
2020-10-31 1:36:12 AM  

lolmao500: Three Crooked Squirrels: WTFDYW: Do you think the Trumphumper brigade will actually appear or just sit on their asses and whine on their preferred chat sites?

Will we Biden voters riot or mobilize for mid terms?

If there is any violence, I think it will come from people who don't care who won. They just want to tear up shiat.

I have no doubt that if Biden loses, we on his side will be depressed for a year or so, angry as well, and will regroup for the midterms, with a lot of angry social media posts, Fark posts, and possibly another impeachment.

I also have no doubt that if Trump loses, there will be violence. I hope limited, I fear wider-spread. I doubt truly widespread. His base does have a lot of Hoverrounders, golf cart drivers, and "Christians", but there is a solid percentage that are simply unhinged. The folks that stocked up on guns and ammo because Obama was elected or it looked like Hillary was winning. They have an itch.

The ones they arrested in the "kidnap the governors" cases. They are the tip of the iceberg. Far more have the same inclination, and a Trump loss will activate them.

Hope I'm 100% wrong.

If Biden loses, Pelosi needs to cut all budgets to zero. Cut the fascist POS at the knee. No money, no fascism. Its that simple.


Finally the left discovers the virtues of smaller government.
 
2020-10-31 1:37:34 AM  
This is what we get after 4 years of a hugely divisive asshole in the Oval Office.
 
2020-10-31 1:37:51 AM  

Dallymo: My company in Portland is mostly WFH since March, but there are a few folks still onsite. They told us the other day that the building will be closed on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday to avoid having employees stuck in potential unrest.

Weird times.


That mayor of yours sucks. Seriously. I am 100% for protesting, but he allowed violent protesting for so long you can't control it now.

He should have been arresting people and charging them when they got violent.

I used to go to Portland all the time, but now we go to Seattle or Kennewick.
 
2020-10-31 1:38:11 AM  

lolmao500: No money, no fascism. Its that simple.


Yeah. That's how it works.
 
2020-10-31 1:39:51 AM  

berylman: Dotard has just recently "hereby decreed" that all votes not counted after election day are invalidated...which is nonsense. He thinks he can think just make magic happen by Tweeting it or saying it very loudly repeatedly.
They've already laid bare the plan is just to declare victory no matter damn what and shout it from the rooftops in a narrative control stratagem and portray anyone who disagrees or cares about actual results as whiny babies like that will shut them down.


At the same time, states that changed voting rules outside of normal channels are going to get challenged and will probably lose.

So I hope these states and cities followed the rules.
 
2020-10-31 1:40:11 AM  

nytmare: This is what we get after 4 years of a hugely divisive asshole in the Oval Office.


Trump is goatse?
 
2020-10-31 1:40:44 AM  
I'm not a hostage negotiator or anything, but I think some tits could help turn the tide here.  It'll distract at least 60% of the people.
 
2020-10-31 1:41:19 AM  
The only thing that will keep the country moving is a Biden win. Trump* has farked up so many things that most people will revolt if he cheats his way to a win.
 
2020-10-31 1:41:48 AM  

a particular individual: lolmao500: No money, no fascism. Its that simple.

Yeah. That's how it works.


I mean it worked for Parliament and Charles I...Oh wait...
 
2020-10-31 1:42:45 AM  

jjorsett: lolmao500: Three Crooked Squirrels: WTFDYW: Do you think the Trumphumper brigade will actually appear or just sit on their asses and whine on their preferred chat sites?

Will we Biden voters riot or mobilize for mid terms?

If there is any violence, I think it will come from people who don't care who won. They just want to tear up shiat.

I have no doubt that if Biden loses, we on his side will be depressed for a year or so, angry as well, and will regroup for the midterms, with a lot of angry social media posts, Fark posts, and possibly another impeachment.

I also have no doubt that if Trump loses, there will be violence. I hope limited, I fear wider-spread. I doubt truly widespread. His base does have a lot of Hoverrounders, golf cart drivers, and "Christians", but there is a solid percentage that are simply unhinged. The folks that stocked up on guns and ammo because Obama was elected or it looked like Hillary was winning. They have an itch.

The ones they arrested in the "kidnap the governors" cases. They are the tip of the iceberg. Far more have the same inclination, and a Trump loss will activate them.

Hope I'm 100% wrong.

If Biden loses, Pelosi needs to cut all budgets to zero. Cut the fascist POS at the knee. No money, no fascism. Its that simple.

Finally the left discovers the virtues of smaller government.


Well, not your small government anyway.
 
2020-10-31 1:42:46 AM  

jjorsett: lolmao500: Three Crooked Squirrels: WTFDYW: Do you think the Trumphumper brigade will actually appear or just sit on their asses and whine on their preferred chat sites?

Will we Biden voters riot or mobilize for mid terms?

If there is any violence, I think it will come from people who don't care who won. They just want to tear up shiat.

I have no doubt that if Biden loses, we on his side will be depressed for a year or so, angry as well, and will regroup for the midterms, with a lot of angry social media posts, Fark posts, and possibly another impeachment.

I also have no doubt that if Trump loses, there will be violence. I hope limited, I fear wider-spread. I doubt truly widespread. His base does have a lot of Hoverrounders, golf cart drivers, and "Christians", but there is a solid percentage that are simply unhinged. The folks that stocked up on guns and ammo because Obama was elected or it looked like Hillary was winning. They have an itch.

The ones they arrested in the "kidnap the governors" cases. They are the tip of the iceberg. Far more have the same inclination, and a Trump loss will activate them.

Hope I'm 100% wrong.

If Biden loses, Pelosi needs to cut all budgets to zero. Cut the fascist POS at the knee. No money, no fascism. Its that simple.

Finally the left discovers the virtues of smaller government.


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2020-10-31 1:44:36 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Hopefully a borg society


Seriously, you need to watch another show.
 
2020-10-31 1:45:10 AM  

Mister Buttons: I'm not a hostage negotiator or anything, but I think some tits could help turn the tide here.  It'll distract at least 60% of the people.


This is one of the many reasons why women need to be in charge. As soon as the populace gets out of line - show some boobs. Problem solved.
 
2020-10-31 1:48:24 AM  
Boobs are nice. That's my platform for 2024.
Vote mofa; because boobs are nice.
 
2020-10-31 1:48:36 AM  

paulleah: Dallymo: My company in Portland is mostly WFH since March, but there are a few folks still onsite. They told us the other day that the building will be closed on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday to avoid having employees stuck in potential unrest.

Weird times.

That mayor of yours sucks. Seriously. I am 100% for protesting, but he allowed violent protesting for so long you can't control it now.

He should have been arresting people and charging them when they got violent.

I used to go to Portland all the time, but now we go to Seattle or Kennewick.


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2020-10-31 1:51:13 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: The good news is that no matter who wins, the cities will burn.  The fire will cleanse the country of its sins and allow it to rise from the ashes.  Hopefully a borg society is what replaces the current one.  A perfect society based on efficiency, and not caring about race or gender or anything other than assimilating more entities to a perfect society.


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2020-10-31 1:52:46 AM  

SonOfSpam: nytmare: This is what we get after 4 years of a hugely divisive asshole in the Oval Office.

Trump is goatse?


Divisive?  That's an all-inclusive asshole
 
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