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(Twitter)   Trump: The Election should END on November 3rd. Ohio and South Carolina: We have over a week after the election to certify results, and we are going to take our time   ( divider line
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2020-10-30 4:50:15 PM  
91 votes:
Ohio could save a lot of time by having Diebold announce the numbers now
2020-10-30 6:07:49 PM  
33 votes:
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2020-10-30 6:06:14 PM  
32 votes:

RyogaM: The need for instant gratification is the hallmark of an infantile mind.  You'll get the results when the votes have been properly counted, you douche.

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2020-10-30 5:43:11 PM  
19 votes:
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2020-10-30 6:13:48 PM  
9 votes:
I saw somewhere that Texas already has more people voting now then they did in 2016??  Where did these magical new voters come from?? Obvious election fraud.
2020-10-30 5:32:28 PM  
9 votes:

MissFeasance: While I'm not usually one to be down with Ohio in general, mad props.

I willing voted for Hickenlooper, and am applauding O-friggin-hio. WTF, 2020.
2020-10-30 5:53:33 PM  
8 votes:

Flappyhead: SCOTUS will disagree.

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2020-10-30 6:30:39 PM  
6 votes:

Ambivalence: The voting does end on November 3, but all votes need to be counted, motherfarker!

Look, you're talking to a person who doesn't actually know how to count, so you're kind of pissing into the wind here...
2020-10-30 6:22:55 PM  
6 votes:

spottymax: They have till December 8 to certify.

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2020-10-30 6:24:02 PM  
5 votes:
Trump, Nov 4th: "I hear that a lot of the ballots still being counted are for me. It's obvious that the Hillary plot to delay our postal service WILL NOT WIN so we should KEEP COUNTING!"
2020-10-30 6:21:27 PM  
4 votes:

AkaDad: We need the extra time to make sure his supporters didn't vote twice, like he told them to do.

Wow. It wasn't cool when dead people and illegals voted twice for Hillary or some such as. I wonder what changed?
2020-10-30 5:56:30 PM  
3 votes:

WTFDYW: Trump is running out of avenues to fark with this election and he is now screaming out of sheer desperation.

SHHH!!1 They will hear you and double dog dare down.
2020-10-30 9:49:33 PM  
2 votes:

th0th: naughtyrev: If he's getting crushed on election night, he'll be screaming that the election should go on as long as it takes.

He gonna wire it all in 220?

220, 221 whatever it takes
2020-10-30 7:21:33 PM  
2 votes:

qorkfiend: yakmans_dad: Flappyhead: SCOTUS will disagree.

You joke, but that was what was so distressing about Bush v Gore. The Constitution gives states the power over their elections and SCOTUS said No to what the Florida Supreme Court said. It said that the recounts violated their equal protection  rights. This is the whopper at the center of Bush v Gore. The RECOUNT violated equal protection but the initial count didn't. Heaven help us all.

The only reason they had that opening is because only some counties were being recounted. A statewide recount and that logic goes away.

"Only some states are having a full recount"

Presto fartso, that logic is back, and all 50 states plus DC need to do a full recount and be finished before the EC convenes or else the recount violates equal protection and the original vote stands, no matter how blatant the fraud.
2020-10-30 7:19:54 PM  
2 votes:

BigKaboom: Original: Original Tweet:
Tylerjoelb: Reminder that Ohio has a *10-day* period after Election Day for counting eligible ballots so long as they are postmarked by Nov. 2 We have to keep spelling this out: states *do not* certify results on election night. Ohio's official count comes weeks later.

Why does he* say is it bad for our country?
I guess I'd be pooping bricks too if I had a bad feeling I'll be losing and owing $400 million dollars to the newspaper boy that will be knocking on my door to collect.

Last I heard it's up to over $800 million he owes.

What if he says next Wednesday "Hey, I lost, OK.  But I'm not leaving gracefully and I'm gonna fark everything up for the next 11 weeks... unless somebody crowdsources me a billion dollars.  The sooner you come up with my money, the faster I'll leave."

I bet we could knock that out by Thursday morning and he could be gone by dinner.
2020-10-30 6:27:49 PM  
2 votes:

Noticeably F.A.T.: MissFeasance: While I'm not usually one to be down with Ohio in general, mad props.

I willing voted for Hickenlooper, and am applauding O-friggin-hio. WTF, 2020.

I put a Hickenlooper sign in my yard, wtf indeed.
2020-10-30 6:19:56 PM  
2 votes:
Trump's greatest skill remains using our own media against us. He's successfully gotten free advertising out of them every hour of every day for the last 5 years and now he's using the Horserace With Instantaneous Results model of election coverage to cheat his way into keeping the presidency. If, in fact, that's even necessary, because the Democrats are farking it up again it turns out.
2020-10-30 6:03:54 PM  
2 votes:
Donnie is going to ORDER all states to stop counting votes at 9pm on election night so that he can claim Permanent Victory.
2020-10-30 7:29:21 PM  
1 vote:
It's like he thinks he's running for 5th grade class president and we'll know the results before the bell rings at 5 PM.
2020-10-30 7:22:13 PM  
1 vote:
Guys maybe he meant the election should TREND on November 3rd. He plans to Tweet all day and he's jsut telling us to watch for the hashtags.
2020-10-30 7:03:01 PM  
1 vote:
Or "polls," even. I blame Hunter Biden, autocorrect, and the Crab People.
2020-10-30 6:54:36 PM  
1 vote:
Be careful what you wish for. Something tells me he won't be pleased with the results on 11/10 or what-have-you any more than he he will be on 11/3.
2020-10-30 6:04:36 PM  
1 vote:
Fine. Concede now.
2020-10-30 5:48:05 PM  
1 vote:
Also Trump:  windmills cause cancer
2020-10-30 5:47:41 PM  
1 vote:
If these a-holes only put as much energy into stopping COVID as they are in trying to stop people from voting, we'd be much safer.  .... and they would be further ahead in the polls.

I swear, it must be their plan to lose and let Dems clean up the farking mess they've left all around the country.
2020-10-30 5:46:28 PM  
1 vote:
We need the extra time to make sure his supporters didn't vote twice, like he told them to do.
2020-10-30 5:44:52 PM  
1 vote:

whither_apophis: Ohio could save a lot of time by having Diebold announce the numbers now

Diebold has played such a central role in American decline that every other democracy should ban machine voting. Paper ballots and scrutineers from now to eternity. (Also, that would include humans in the democratic process when AI takes the reins of economics and urban planning).
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