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(Daily Star)   Customers who purchased 'Sex assault flowers' also bought Nintendo circuit breaker, grievous bodily harm tank, and European prostitute earrings (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2020-10-30 10:16:15 PM  
a pair of pearl earrings which were - somewhat problematically - described as being suitable for "European prostitutes."

No, no, that translation was accurate.
 
2020-10-30 10:17:36 PM  
I'm gonna post this, but I don't feel comfortable with it. Sexual assault flowers.
 
2020-10-30 10:18:38 PM  

Schmerd1948: I'm gonna post this, but I don't feel comfortable with it. Sexual assault flowers.


now with pic.

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2020-10-30 10:26:33 PM  
The Chinese community frowns upon  Amazon's shenanigans.

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2020-10-30 10:28:36 PM  

Schmerd1948: Schmerd1948: I'm gonna post this, but I don't feel comfortable with it. Sexual assault flowers.

now with pic.

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For the low, low price of £40.
 
2020-10-30 10:33:57 PM  
I always preferred "Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager".
 
2020-10-30 10:36:48 PM  
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2020-10-30 10:37:15 PM  

Klyukva: a pair of pearl earrings which were - somewhat problematically - described as being suitable for "European prostitutes."

No, no, that translation was accurate.


If pearl earrings are suitable for European prostitutes, who gets the pearl necklace?
 
2020-10-30 10:43:34 PM  
'big d***, do it yourself'

swedish made penis enlarger (austin powers)
Youtube 3WCvULMRUq8
 
2020-10-30 10:45:51 PM  
A million to one shot ... a million to one.
 
2020-10-30 10:46:23 PM  
Can somebody who is German or lived in Germany help me understand why poop fetish is such a uniquely and strongly German thing?

I've never quite understood this.
 
2020-10-30 11:01:06 PM  
On another, more disturbing note, Amazon offers a shower curtain with swastikas on it?
 
2020-10-30 11:07:54 PM  

duenor: Can somebody who is German or lived in Germany help me understand why poop fetish is such a uniquely and strongly German thing?

I've never quite understood this.


Why the Germans invented the "Flachspüler" / Science Comedian Vince Ebert
Youtube TGpuvPidF-8
 
2020-10-30 11:16:13 PM  

Schmerd1948: Schmerd1948: I'm gonna post this, but I don't feel comfortable with it. Sexual assault flowers.

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...and the cones that look like testicles carry the seeds. How about that!
 
2020-10-30 11:16:41 PM  

Mindlock: Klyukva: a pair of pearl earrings which were - somewhat problematically - described as being suitable for "European prostitutes."

No, no, that translation was accurate.

If pearl earrings are suitable for European prostitutes, who gets the pearl necklace?


Your mom?
 
2020-10-30 11:26:17 PM  

Schmerd1948: Schmerd1948: I'm gonna post this, but I don't feel comfortable with it. Sexual assault flowers.

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PAIGE NO
 
2020-10-30 11:28:22 PM  
IKEA what they did there.
 
2020-10-30 11:30:02 PM  
"Sexist frying pan?" This even after I bought her a vacuum cleaner for our anniversary. Ingrate
 
2020-10-30 11:30:46 PM  
Oops?

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2020-10-30 11:58:49 PM  
Still  better  than most  Ikea  names.
 
2020-10-31 12:20:39 AM  

dammitbobby: On another, more disturbing note, Amazon offers a shower curtain with swastikas on it?


It's a privacy thing...so people do Nazi you while you're showering.
 
2020-10-31 12:23:37 AM  

Stud Gerbil: A million to one shot ... a million to one.


Lights are passing below you
Northern France, asleep in their beds
Storm is raging around you
"Million to one," that's what they said
 
2020-10-31 12:39:11 AM  

MattyBlast: dammitbobby: On another, more disturbing note, Amazon offers a shower curtain with swastikas on it?

It's a privacy thing...so people do Nazi you while you're showering.


It's...not that kind of Nazi shower.
 
2020-10-31 2:04:17 AM  

Fissile: The Chinese community frowns upon  Amazon's shenanigans.

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Did anyone point out that is Japanese?
 
2020-10-31 2:05:33 AM  

Mock26: Still  better  than most  Ikea  names​.


Also, this is all rather culturally appropriate. Swedes swear as easily as breathing. So having a profanity filled shopping site is perfectly on brand for them.
 
2020-10-31 2:16:54 AM  

Stud Gerbil: duenor: Can somebody who is German or lived in Germany help me understand why poop fetish is such a uniquely and strongly German thing?

I've never quite understood this.

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thanks!!!
 
2020-10-31 2:19:53 AM  

duenor: Can somebody who is German or lived in Germany help me understand why poop fetish is such a uniquely and strongly German thing?

I've never quite understood this.


I was stationed there in the late 80s. One of the first things I saw in the barracks was a porn film of two women rubbing shiat on each other. For the life of me I never understood how anybody could find that even remotely erotic.
 
2020-10-31 5:46:06 AM  

Schmerd1948: I'm gonna post this, but I don't feel comfortable with it. Sexual assault flowers.


When you buy her those gas station flowers for $9.99 so she has no right to say no to sex?
 
2020-10-31 7:33:09 AM  

Mindlock: Klyukva: a pair of pearl earrings which were - somewhat problematically - described as being suitable for "European prostitutes."

No, no, that translation was accurate.

If pearl earrings are suitable for European prostitutes, who gets the pearl necklace?


Z Z Top
 
2020-10-31 8:33:47 AM  

dammitbobby: On another, more disturbing note, Amazon offers a shower curtain with swastikas on it?


Nah.

Turned the other way its a Hinduist symbol.
 
2020-10-31 8:52:59 AM  
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Do they sell a poop knife to go with this?
 
2020-10-31 9:52:11 AM  

Rambino: Fissile: The Chinese community frowns upon  Amazon's shenanigans.

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Did anyone point out that is Japanese?


Is it?  Well, in the future I'll be more careful not to dumb here.
 
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