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2020-10-30 5:22:47 PM  
The man told González it was his wife who needed to vote, but she was in labor and was waiting in the car, WKMG reports.

"But honey, I can't just leave you in labor in the car alone!"
"Do you want Trump to get re-elected?"
"brb"
 
2020-10-30 5:32:46 PM  
Great headline, subby person.
 
2020-10-30 5:58:54 PM  
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Photographic evidence of voter fraud.
 
2020-10-30 6:00:24 PM  
Republicans: "On second thought, maybe late-term abortions are fine, too."
 
2020-10-30 6:54:45 PM  
When I worked the polls back in ought-eight, we did curbside voting for handicapped types or those who physically couldn't make it into the place. The only stipulation was that both a Dem and a Rep had to go.

I actually had to read the entire ballot to a blind lady, word for word, with no inflections and offering no opinions. It was funny because she voted straight R, but I still had to read it all.

This whole curbside ban is bulls**t.

/filling out the blind ladies ballot was the last time I ever put a mark next to an R on a ballot.
 
2020-10-30 7:07:29 PM  
 
2020-10-30 7:07:51 PM  
+1 Subs.

/Think we already did this one but it could have been a comment and not a thread.
 
2020-10-30 7:07:52 PM  
And also underage as well!
 
2020-10-30 7:09:04 PM  
If she died in childbirth then she voted illegally!
 
2020-10-30 7:09:45 PM  
I thought it was going to be someone sneaking in a small dog.
 
2020-10-30 7:12:56 PM  
Name the kid Ballot.

Why not?  It's not nearly as dumb as Apple or Blue or North.
 
2020-10-30 7:14:51 PM  
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2020-10-30 7:17:22 PM  

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Honestly can't tell if fake anymore.
 
2020-10-30 7:18:38 PM  
I can understand why she wanted to do it before heading to the hospital. Some states allow the vote to be counted if they vote and then pass away afterwards. 

This mother to be and her husband most likely had to provide instruction on who to save if there became complications during childbirth. My husband and I had to do it in 1991 (when I went into labor with our son).

Most folks go with saving the mom as she usually will be able to have more children. But some believe saving the child is first and foremost. If that's the option the mom chose, I certainly understand her not wanting to leave her child, if she were to pass away, in a world where DJT remains in power. Leaving a child into a mad max world would be a deal breaker for most moms.
 
2020-10-30 7:21:18 PM  
Next up on Hannity: Democrats are sneaking anchor babies into polling stations to vote illegally!
 
2020-10-30 7:23:01 PM  

Uncle Eazy: When I worked the polls back in ought-eight, we did curbside voting for handicapped types or those who physically couldn't make it into the place. The only stipulation was that both a Dem and a Rep had to go.

I actually had to read the entire ballot to a blind lady, word for word, with no inflections and offering no opinions. It was funny because she voted straight R, but I still had to read it all.

This whole curbside ban is bulls**t.

/filling out the blind ladies ballot was the last time I ever put a mark next to an R on a ballot.


The ancient Athenians had a way of measuring probity

Honest enough a blind man will let him mark the ostraka

Buried lede Meaning ancient Athenians allowed the blind to vote
If they met all the other criteria
 
2020-10-30 7:23:55 PM  
"I'm CROWNING - a new leader for our country."
 
2020-10-30 7:35:41 PM  

koder: Republicans: "On second thought, maybe late-term abortions are fine, too."


Well, if your last name's Gonzalez...
 
2020-10-30 7:41:36 PM  

LovesToSpooge: [Fark user image image 590x314]


Username disturbingly checks out and I really wish it didn't.
 
2020-10-30 7:46:44 PM  
spoiler: she voted for Trump

/good for voting anyways
 
2020-10-30 7:55:05 PM  

koder: Republicans: "On second thought, maybe late-term abortions are fine, too."


Bravo. Damn.
 
2020-10-30 10:42:34 PM  
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Oh great, someone had a baby!
 
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