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(Stamford Advocate)   Argument over chess match ends with man stabbed in ass. Talk about a brutal endgame   (stamfordadvocate.com) divider line
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2020-10-30 2:43:51 PM  
He was skewered?

*runs*
 
2020-10-30 4:12:01 PM  
Someone's gonna get stabbed in the ass
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2020-10-30 4:29:26 PM  
How's that for en passant, biatch!
 
2020-10-30 4:36:49 PM  
And thank God I'm only watching the game controlling it...
 
2020-10-30 4:37:06 PM  
Murray Head - One Night In Bangkok "From CHESS" (Official Video)
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2020-10-30 4:37:19 PM  
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2020-10-30 4:38:04 PM  
"They said it was a 'million dollar wound,' but the Stamford Police Department must have kept that money 'cause I ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars."

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2020-10-30 4:38:10 PM  
I believe that in Grand Master level play this is called the 'ass stabbing gambit,' subby.
 
2020-10-30 4:38:30 PM  
A2-A..H...
 
2020-10-30 4:38:54 PM  
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2020-10-30 4:39:08 PM  
Wasn't this Game 3 of Fischer-Spassky in 1972?
 
2020-10-30 4:41:17 PM  
 
2020-10-30 4:41:37 PM  
Was this street chess or fancy chess?
 
2020-10-30 4:41:59 PM  
Manuel Gottsching - E2-E4 (Full Length Version) - 1981/1984
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2020-10-30 4:42:15 PM  
castle doctrine mf-er
 
2020-10-30 4:42:20 PM  

koder: How's that for en passant, biatch!


If chess tournaments were like this, people would actually watch them.
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/Chess matches need metal folding chairs.
 
2020-10-30 4:42:45 PM  
A stabbing seems more like an opening gambit, the size of that opening reflecting the width of the blade.
 
2020-10-30 4:43:27 PM  
not the first or last time someone will take it in the ass from a bishop.
 
2020-10-30 4:43:51 PM  
🎶Stamford, Connecticut setting
And your buttocks don't know the pain it'll be getting
The worst of the worst of the chess world 
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner🎶
 
2020-10-30 4:46:26 PM  
Mongo only pawn in game of Life.
 
2020-10-30 4:47:53 PM  
Erika Eleniak turned 51!
 
2020-10-30 4:48:10 PM  
Ah, the classic Chicken Cow Gambit.

Wesley Willis - The Chicken Cow
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2020-10-30 4:49:55 PM  
"En passant" actually means "in passing", not "in the ass". It's a common mistake, really.
 
2020-10-30 4:51:19 PM  
Sgt. Kenneth Jarrett said police were called to an apartment on Mohawk Court on the report of an assault after 5 a.m. Saturday.
The 51-year-old victim said he knew only the first name of the man who stabbed him, and refused to give police any more information.


A 51 year old man was playing chess at 5am in an apartment with someone whose last name he didn't know but argued with him over the game to the point of stabbing.   Seems kind of early for all of that.
 
2020-10-30 4:53:50 PM  
Did he use a fork?
 
2020-10-30 4:55:53 PM  

trerro: "En passant" actually means "in passing", not "in the ass". It's a common mistake, really.


Yeah, I was thinking of "en pissant".
 
2020-10-30 4:59:56 PM  
The attacker yelled "say good knight to your ass."
 
2020-10-30 5:01:11 PM  
Thinking about it...if I had to get brutally murdered, I'd let Gary Kasparov do it. It would be efficient and quick
 
2020-10-30 5:02:46 PM  

palelizard: trerro: "En passant" actually means "in passing", not "in the ass". It's a common mistake, really.

Yeah, I was thinking of "en pissant".


Should it be, "J'adoube tes fesses?"
 
2020-10-30 5:05:36 PM  
Nobody arrested, so apparently it was a self-defense ass-stabbing.
 
2020-10-30 5:07:14 PM  
Props to Subby for the nice use of the "Asinine" tag.
 
2020-10-30 5:12:34 PM  

koder: How's that for en passant, biatch!


smart and funny. You must get all the chicks/chads.
 
2020-10-30 5:16:38 PM  
I get my kicks above the waist, sunshine
 
2020-10-30 5:28:10 PM  
Cheekmate!
 
2020-10-30 5:29:26 PM  
 
2020-10-30 6:08:13 PM  

Slypork: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/rgc_LRjl​bTU]


Weird fact... the guy who played Giles on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Anthony Stewart Head, is Murry Head's brother.

So, for those of you counting, the Head count is two.
 
2020-10-30 6:16:18 PM  

johnny queso: not the first or last time someone will take it in the ass from a bishop.


Or a queen
 
2020-10-30 6:16:51 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Wasn't this Game 3 of Fischer-Spassky in 1972?


I think it was this match:

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2020-10-30 6:31:49 PM  
In America?!

This is a "shooting" country.   I guess a stabbing was out of courtesy to the neighbors.
 
2020-10-30 6:34:32 PM  

Billy Liar: In America?!

This is a "shooting" country.   I guess a stabbing was out of courtesy to the neighbors.


It's an elegant weapon from a more civilized age
 
2020-10-30 6:49:44 PM  

Billy Liar: In America?!

This is a "shooting" country.   I guess a stabbing was out of courtesy to the neighbors.


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2020-10-30 7:33:42 PM  
One night in Bangkok I got stabbed in the ass too (had to pay extra for that).
 
2020-10-30 7:44:14 PM  

Ghastly: One night in Bangkok I got stabbed in the ass too (had to pay extra for that).


You've stayed in the Somerset Maughm suite I see....
 
2020-10-30 7:52:36 PM  
Ain't so much fun now, is it?
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2020-10-30 8:01:17 PM  
Note to cops.  I someone is playing chess and they get stabbed it was the guy they were playing that did it.

/chess hooligan
 
2020-10-30 8:32:46 PM  
Different version of 'butt stuff' ?
 
2020-10-30 8:34:12 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Ghastly: One night in Bangkok I got stabbed in the ass too (had to pay extra for that).

You've stayed in the Somerset Maughm suite I see....


It makes sense as he gets kicks above the waistline. Stabs happen below the waistline.
 
2020-10-30 11:11:07 PM  
BTW, be sure to check out The Queen's Gambit on Netflix. Outstanding adaptation of a great novel.
 
2020-10-31 2:39:15 AM  
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2020-10-31 3:25:12 AM  
I got advance notice that my future roommate played chess, and since I knew how to play chess, I bought one of those miniature, magnetic sets to break the ice.
So you have me, a player in his excitement to make one move forgets other pieces on the board that get picked off one by one...vs someone who, unbeknownst to me, used to play chess games without any pieces on the board as a teen.

We played two, very embarrassing games, and never again.

/friends for 30 years come next summer
//just realized it was so embarrassing that we never spoke of it again, as opposed to me asking him to teach me
///missed opportunity
 
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