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2020-10-30 6:59:33 PM  
7 votes:
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2020-10-30 2:48:43 PM  
6 votes:
Sorry Charlie (Hebdo)
 
2020-10-30 6:10:24 PM  
5 votes:
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RIP Charlie Tuna
 
2020-10-30 6:34:26 PM  
3 votes:
I can solve this:  Just have France go full sharia.  Make all french people and people in france who don't identify as french convert to islam and start obeying Sharia.  Then peace will come, instantly.  As long as everybody follows sharia, no more beheadings.  Problem solved.
 
2020-10-30 6:25:14 PM  
3 votes:
The whole story behind how he arrived in France sounds fishy.
 
2020-10-30 7:21:42 PM  
2 votes:

lolmao500: The guy basically arrived in france, went to the closest church and started killing people.

This is what happens when you let everybody in with zero background check/interview.


So you would rather he arrived in France and killed a bunch of people at the border crossing
 
2020-10-30 6:02:46 PM  
2 votes:

dennysgod: Jeeze Louise subby, there's nothing nice about that attack


Yeah, they really swam against the current of public opinion.
 
2020-10-30 5:56:14 PM  
2 votes:
You can Tunisia a piano?
 
2020-10-31 1:03:06 PM  
1 vote:

God-is-a-Taco: Diagonal:
it's even worse in Amsterdam! There are constant riots! Buildings are burning! OMG! It's a horror show!

What would your reaction be to armed soldiers stationed around your town, even at schools? Would you still be an internet badass? But hey, it won't affect you, only those poor people that can't afford to move away.


That is a very nice red herring. You might want to try broil with lemon. I hear it's tastier that way.

Also unwarranted assumption: That I could just pick up and leave.

We already have armed people stationed all over my town and even in the schools. It's the local terrorist groups known colloquially as "cops".
 
2020-10-30 7:28:57 PM  
1 vote:

God-is-a-Taco: Diagonal:
it's even worse in Amsterdam! There are constant riots! Buildings are burning! OMG! It's a horror show!

What would your reaction be to armed soldiers stationed around your town, even at schools? Would you still be an internet badass? But hey, it won't affect you, only those poor people that can't afford to move away.


When is the last time you went outside?
 
2020-10-30 7:09:40 PM  
1 vote:
Diagonal:
it's even worse in Amsterdam! There are constant riots! Buildings are burning! OMG! It's a horror show!

What would your reaction be to armed soldiers stationed around your town, even at schools? Would you still be an internet badass? But hey, it won't affect you, only those poor people that can't afford to move away.
 
2020-10-30 6:24:51 PM  
1 vote:
Something fishy about the way he entered the country.
 
2020-10-30 6:21:33 PM  
1 vote:

Flurching: Can it submitter, with a little lemon, garlic and olive oil


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2020-10-30 6:14:32 PM  
1 vote:
Speaking from Notre Dame basilica, Macron said France had been attacked "over our values, for our taste for freedom, for the ability on our soil to have freedom of belief."
"We will not give any ground," he added.


Cute. France gave ground to literally millions of them and and it has to station soldiers around various innocuous places as if it's wartime. France is a beautiful country with a beautiful culture, but "live and let live" will always lose to "obey me or die".
 
2020-10-30 6:03:41 PM  
1 vote:
Nice church attack, bro.
 
2020-10-30 5:59:05 PM  
1 vote:
The guy basically arrived in france, went to the closest church and started killing people.

This is what happens when you let everybody in with zero background check/interview.
 
2020-10-30 5:53:59 PM  
1 vote:
Jeeze Louise subby, there's nothing nice about that attack
 
2020-10-30 5:51:09 PM  
1 vote:
Not so Nice.
 
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