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(Sports Illustrated)   A note next to Ronda Rousey's name indicated she was arrested at a WWE event. This document was made by the "it's still real to me" guy or the White House   (si.com) divider line
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2020-10-30 12:49:25 PM  
how u feel when u still see ppl calling her "rhonda"

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2020-10-30 5:15:20 PM  
The entire list (pdf) and some rather amusing excerpts:

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2020-10-30 8:01:02 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: The entire list (pdf) and some rather amusing excerpts:

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Thanks for that. I noticed how they used 'politically correct' terms like "Latinx" and "LGBTQ."
 
2020-10-30 9:26:07 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: The entire list (pdf) and some rather amusing excerpts:

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"Pending Answer"="Not returning our calls"

I hope the ones that "declined" said, "Go Fark Yourself".
 
2020-10-30 9:27:10 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: The entire list (pdf) and some rather amusing excerpts:

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Is this what dumb people do when they try to social science?
 
2020-10-30 9:27:40 PM  
Ok. So which is it?

Either someone in the WH can't distinguish between WWE and reality...

Or someone in the WH knows the GOP base are dumb enough to believe that stunt was real and so included it?

fta: "When WWE showed Vince McMahon's limo exploding, Donald Trump called WWE the next day to make sure his buddy Vince wasn't hurt."

OK. So... "why not both?" then.
 
2020-10-30 9:29:20 PM  
NPH performed at the RNC in 2016? That's a mega WTF from me...
 
2020-10-30 9:29:22 PM  
The Document writer was also thrilled to see that Kamala Harris would be the VP nominee, because he knew that it would be hard for even Pence to lose a debate to

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2020-10-30 9:30:06 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: centrifugal bumblepuppy: The entire list (pdf) and some rather amusing excerpts:

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Thanks for that. I noticed how they used 'politically correct' terms like "Latinx" and "LGBTQ."


I remain confused why influencers are listed as super spreaders.

Or why Shatner's notes that he's Jewish
 
2020-10-30 9:32:57 PM  
"When WWE showed Vince McMahon's limo exploding, Donald Trump called WWE the next day to make sure his buddy Vince wasn't hurt."

I laughed, then I remembered this man is president.
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2020-10-30 9:32:57 PM  
Lumbar Puncture:

I remain confused why influencers are listed as super spreaders.

Or why Shatner's notes that he's Jewish


The document writer had just listened to Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song for the first time and wanted to throw in this newly learned fact?
 
2020-10-30 9:33:04 PM  
This whole article leads me to believe everyone involved has a closed wound brain trauma and shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the general public. That's saying something because have you seen the general public?
 
2020-10-30 9:37:19 PM  
I love women who fight. By odd chance I took co-ed martial arts classes for a few years. The 90 lb women who learned to fiercely attack 200 lb myself were the best.

I am evangelical about it. Everyone should learn it for confidence, but women especially should get a lot of practice kicking men in the balls and punching at the throat and eyes. Really.
 
2020-10-30 9:37:35 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The Document writer was also thrilled to see that Kamala Harris would be the VP nominee, because he knew that it would be hard for even Pence to lose a debate to

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Well he's dead so..
 
2020-10-30 9:41:36 PM  
I want to know why they don't think Bruno Mars resonates with Black America
 
2020-10-30 9:41:39 PM  
I was into wrestling as kid when it was still the WWF and Hulk Hogan/Andre the Giant/Randy Savage were the big stars.

It was fun and all but seeing how into it many people my age remained to the point of lunacy disturbed me very much.

Then MAGA showed up and that entire attitude of body slamming all your problems away (but tapping out and whinging like a bees notch when you get turned around) became part of the body politic.

You know the guys. Big fat neckbeard dudes who buy all all the WWE/UFC sh*t, drink nothing but two liter bottles of soda, cram as much junk food into their craws as possible, always want to "wrassle" and still live with their parents.

My generation has a lot of idiots in it.
 
2020-10-30 9:41:44 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: The entire list (pdf) and some rather amusing excerpts:

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That whole thing is dripping with identity politics.
 
2020-10-30 9:42:06 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: AliceBToklasLives: centrifugal bumblepuppy: The entire list (pdf) and some rather amusing excerpts:

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Thanks for that. I noticed how they used 'politically correct' terms like "Latinx" and "LGBTQ."

I remain confused why influencers are listed as super spreaders.

Or why Shatner's notes that he's Jewish


Techno virus spreads not as a disease, but through social network influence.  Famous people infect others just through the visibility of their thoughts and opinions.  Someone should write a book, if it's not too close to Snow Crash.
 
2020-10-30 9:43:03 PM  

jaytkay: I love women who fight. By odd chance I took co-ed martial arts classes for a few years. The 90 lb women who learned to fiercely attack 200 lb myself were the best.

I am evangelical about it. Everyone should learn it for confidence, but women especially should get a lot of practice kicking men in the balls and punching at the throat and eyes. Really.


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2020-10-30 9:45:28 PM  

here to help: You know the guys. Big fat neckbeard dudes who buy all all the WWE/UFC sh*t, drink nothing but two liter bottles of soda, cram as much junk food into their craws as possible, always want to "wrassle" and still live with their parents.


Sh*t... I think I may have just offended a large Fark subculture.
 
2020-10-30 9:46:16 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: The entire list (pdf) and some rather amusing excerpts:

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Amusing that they list the roles lots of them have had when relevant to politics (the SNL people, Parks and Rec), but somehow Julia Louis-Dreyfus escaped them for VEEP.
 
2020-10-30 9:54:46 PM  

New Rising Sun: but somehow Julia Louis-Dreyfus escaped them for VEEP.


That's because she was kind of doing a Hillary parody.

Kind of.
 
2020-10-30 9:56:34 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: The entire list (pdf) and some rather amusing excerpts:

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Martin Sheen has quite the arrest record,
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2020-10-30 9:57:50 PM  
They didn't have George Takei down for the LGBT demographic?  What idiot put that list together?
 
2020-10-30 10:01:43 PM  
They spelled Kirstie Alley's name wrong, and what the hell is a "superspreader" demographic?  This was a project done by interns playing grab-ass.
 
2020-10-30 10:06:09 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: The entire list (pdf) and some rather amusing excerpts:

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2020-10-30 10:09:46 PM  

Boo_Guy: centrifugal bumblepuppy: The entire list (pdf) and some rather amusing excerpts:

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Martin Sheen has quite the arrest record,
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I don't know if it would go against SAG rules or whatnot, but I'd love for him to reclaim the Estevez name. He doesn't have to hide shiat from anyone anymore.
 
2020-10-30 10:12:27 PM  

here to help: I was into wrestling as kid


I was really into GLOW in the early '80s. Like definitely wasn't social distancing from the ancient rabbit eared tv.

Also roller derby usually followed GLOW. Man, those were the times. Better than the Sears catalog
 
2020-10-30 10:22:02 PM  

here to help: here to help: You know the guys. Big fat neckbeard dudes who buy all all the WWE/UFC sh*t, drink nothing but two liter bottles of soda, cram as much junk food into their craws as possible, always want to "wrassle" and still live with their parents.

Sh*t... I think I may have just offended a large Fark subculture.


Nah, sometimes the store has a sale on the liter bottles and it's cheaper that way
 
2020-10-30 10:24:15 PM  
"Made fun of me"
"Spoke poorly of me"
"Liberal"

Just feeble reasons to put people be on an enemies list, isn't it, Mr. President?
 
2020-10-30 10:41:12 PM  

powhound: here to help: I was into wrestling as kid

I was really into GLOW in the early '80s. Like definitely wasn't social distancing from the ancient rabbit eared tv.

Also roller derby usually followed GLOW. Man, those were the times. Better than the Sears catalog


I watched that series about GLOW with whatserface from Community.

It is really f*cking good.

Cheers!
 
2020-10-30 10:44:10 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Nah, sometimes the store has a sale on the liter bottles and it's cheaper that way


Ya but then you gotta drink the whole thing before it goes flat.

And that is simply too much soda.

I also don't own a TV and DO own a fedora... which I will now tip in your direction, kind sir and/or madam.
 
2020-10-30 11:03:58 PM  

Aquapope: They didn't have George Takei down for the LGBT demographic?  What idiot put that list together?


I want to know why Bruno Mars doesn't appeal to Black Americans
 
2020-10-30 11:12:12 PM  

TheManofPA: Aquapope: They didn't have George Takei down for the LGBT demographic?  What idiot put that list together?

I want to know why Bruno Mars doesn't appeal to Black Americans


He's not black.
 
2020-10-30 11:22:54 PM  

powhound: here to help: I was into wrestling as kid

I was really into GLOW in the early '80s. Like definitely wasn't social distancing from the ancient rabbit eared tv.

Also roller derby usually followed GLOW. Man, those were the times. Better than the Sears catalog


You got a catalog? Lucky kid. Back in MY day, you actually had to go into Sears if ya wanted to whack off.
/joke credit to Norm McDonald
 
2020-10-30 11:51:32 PM  

jaytkay: I love women who fight. By odd chance I took co-ed martial arts classes for a few years. The 90 lb women who learned to fiercely attack 200 lb myself were the best.

I am evangelical about it. Everyone should learn it for confidence, but women especially should get a lot of practice kicking men in the balls and punching at the throat and eyes. Really.


Kneecaps might be a better target.
 
2020-10-31 12:06:58 AM  

here to help: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Nah, sometimes the store has a sale on the liter bottles and it's cheaper that way

Ya but then you gotta drink the whole thing before it goes flat.


Um, nowadays they sell soda in plastic bottles with plastic caps that actually seal if you screw them on good and tight.  I have no problem with even 2-liter bottles holding their fizz till they are consumed.

And my local store has cheap store-brand sugar free 1-liter sodas in interesting flavors like blueberry-blackberry and mandarin orange.
 
2020-10-31 12:19:16 AM  

flondrix: Um, nowadays they sell soda in plastic bottles with plastic caps that actually seal if you screw them on good and tight.


I am aware of this technology.

If one person drinks that amount before it goes flat... that is too much.

And I'm talking Coke/Pepsi/Mountain Dew/etc.

Not fancypants organic juice in sparkling water.

But you Dew you.

I'll enjoy this nice beer instead.

whee!
 
2020-10-31 1:05:42 AM  

lindalouwho: TheManofPA: Aquapope: They didn't have George Takei down for the LGBT demographic?  What idiot put that list together?

I want to know why Bruno Mars doesn't appeal to Black Americans

He's not black.


Interesting, I didn't know that and your post got me to look it all up. I knew he was biracial from interviews but didn't realize that AA was not part of his background. 2020 has taken an unique turn when I've learned something about race from a Trump White House document.
 
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