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(Twitter Donald Trump)   For the record, the election has never ended on November 3. Even when it's called, votes get counted for days afterward   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-10-30 11:54:56 AM  
81 votes:
It's amazing. Youd' think he would want all the votes from shy Trump voters to count.
 
2020-10-30 11:55:47 AM  
56 votes:
Look. There will be a 30 second window of voting. It will not be announced. It will begin when Donald Trump casts his vote and end the moment after he casts his vote.

All legitimately received votes will be counted fairly and correctly.
 
2020-10-30 12:27:09 PM  
24 votes:

Badmoodman: Badmoodman: Ugh, I SCOTUS on my mind, not October but November.


LOL, I think I HAD a stroke.


Be sure to wash your hands afterwards, and be careful not to go blind.
 
2020-10-30 12:19:16 PM  
24 votes:

Badmoodman: Ugh, I SCOTUS on my mind, not October but November.



LOL, I think I HAD a stroke.
 
2020-10-30 12:18:36 PM  
16 votes:

Badmoodman: For the record, the election has never ended on November 3.


November 3rd is not a fixed election date Subby. It's the first Tuesday in November that follows the first Monday in NOVEMBER. So, it can be anywhere from Nov. 2nd to Nov. 8th.



Ugh, I SCOTUS on my mind, not October but November.
 
2020-10-30 12:28:21 PM  
15 votes:
Hopefully I will be out of this farking voting line by then
 
2020-10-30 12:34:27 PM  
9 votes:

dletter: Trump promoting the fact that vote counting "ends" when talking heads on the TV first say that a race is "won" is peak "Trump speak".

I mean, if that was the case, Gore won Florida and the entire 2000s is fake!!!!


Man. Do-over


This time I'm not marrying.my now ex wife.
 
2020-10-30 12:42:22 PM  
6 votes:
Just gives Hillary and Hunter Biden the time they need to Xerox millions of ballots and have illegals from George Soros' secret country send in absentee ballots to mysterious, unknown post offices where liberal judges will insist each ballot counts twice!

All guns will be seized
The MAC addresses of conservatives will direct Obama Enforcers to where they are.  They'll be rounded up and sent to FEMA camps where they'll be processed in to Soylent Red for Chinese peasants
Every poor family will get a refrigerator making that number 100%
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2020-10-30 12:38:35 PM  
5 votes:
Whatever he wants to tell himself while he's packing up his binders full of blank paper.
 
2020-10-30 12:17:13 PM  
5 votes:
For the record, the election has never ended on November 3.


November 3rd is not a fixed election date Subby. It's the first Tuesday in November that follows the first Monday in October. So, it can be anywhere from Nov. 2nd to Nov. 8th.
 
2020-10-30 2:02:15 PM  
4 votes:

wademh: The law requires the count to be kept open.  These are the allowances for service members and families voting from overseas.

Alabama allow +7 days post election to receive military absentee ballots postmarked by election day.
Alaska +15 days
Arizona ED Election day
Arkansas  +10
California +17
Colorado +8
Connecticut ED
Delaware ED
Florida  +10
Georgia +3
Hawaii ED
Idaho  ED
Illinois +14
Indiana +10
Iowa +6
Maine ED
Maryland +10
Massachusetts  +10
Michigan ED
Minnesota  ED
Missouri  +3
Mississippi  *7
Montana ED
Nebraska ED
Nevada +7
New Hampshire  ED
New Jersey ED
New Mexico ED
New York  +13
North Carolina  +9
North Dakota +6
Ohio +10
Oklahoma ED
Oregon ED
Pennsylvania +6
Rhode Island +7
South Carolina ED
South Dakota ED
Tennessee ED
Texas +6
Utah +13
Vermont  ED
Virginia +3
Washington ED
West Virginia  +6
Wisconsin ED
Wyoming ED
Wyoming

22 States require ballots be received by Election Day.
28 States allow some grace period for the delivery of ballots postmarked by election day.
source https://www.fvap.gov/guide


no wonder Viagra is so popular.  Look at all those states with ED!
 
2020-10-30 1:15:49 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-10-30 1:06:13 PM  
4 votes:

ParallelUniverseParking: I just like goosestepping around wearing nothing but bedsheets and brown shirts.


Just make sure to segregate the two when you do the laundry.  Don't ever want to mix whites with colors.
 
2020-10-30 12:51:57 PM  
4 votes:

shoegaze99: He brings out the worst in me, because at this point I honestly just hope he has a stroke while on stage at a rally and spends the next 15 years drooling in a wheelchair, aware enough to know what happened to him but incapable of doing anything else but taking spoonfuls of pudding from a nurse.


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I can arrange that
 
2020-10-30 1:48:04 PM  
3 votes:

ParallelUniverseParking: chawco: dletter: Trump promoting the fact that vote counting "ends" when talking heads on the TV first say that a race is "won" is peak "Trump speak".

I mean, if that was the case, Gore won Florida and the entire 2000s is fake!!!!

Man. Do-over


This time I'm not marrying.my now ex wife.

*raises hand* I have made a couple of  questionable decisions myself. Also I'd love to see how a Gore administration would have handled 9/11.  I'm in! Let's meet at the Large Hadron Collider as soon as we can travel again.


"President Gore!  There's someone claiming to be a time traveller or parallel universe traverser or something shouting about 9/11 and wondering how you handled it!  Do you have any idea what he's talking about?"

"Do you mean 7/11?  Why is 9/11 so important to him?  See if you can get some details."

"Mr. President, have you ever heard of someone named, 'Osama Bin Laden'?"

"Oh, that Saudi radical?  I recall something in one of my Daily Briefings.  The CIA bankrupted him and turned over his network to InterPol.  If he thinks that led to a problem, him write it up... but right now, I have to get to the ribbon cutting ceremony at the new fusion plant in California.  Make sure Ford Flying EV 1 is ready for me in 15."
 
2020-10-30 1:06:28 PM  
3 votes:

Gubbo: Look. There will be a 30 second window of voting. It will not be announced. It will begin when Donald Trump casts his vote and end the moment after he casts his vote.


Are you ready, Melania?  3...2...1...

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2020-10-30 12:46:42 PM  
3 votes:

Gubbo: Look. There will be a 30 second window of voting. It will not be announced. It will begin when Donald Trump casts his vote and end the moment after he casts his vote.

All legitimately received votes will be counted fairly and correctly.


sounds about right. also,

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2020-10-30 1:51:16 PM  
2 votes:

shoegaze99: He brings out the worst in me, because at this point I honestly just hope he has a stroke while on stage at a rally and spends the next 15 years drooling in a wheelchair, aware enough to know what happened to him but incapable of doing anything else but taking spoonfuls of pudding from a nurse.

Not even being hyperbolic.

I hope for that.

I hope for it because it's honestly the only real justice he will ever see. He might destroy our institutions and steal the election. There is a real danger of that, and no one is holding him accountable. Even if he loses, he's going to sow chaos and hate and violence, and he'll campaign continuously for 2024 starting Jan. 21. The idea that New York State will take him down and he'll go to prison is a pure pipe dream. And on and on and on and on.

He will never have to face the consequences of who he is and what he's done.

So let him go on stage, bust a vein, and spend his remaining years eating pudding. It's about the most realistic chance we have of the universe making things right.


Actually, I hope they just tell him it's pudding.
 
2020-10-30 1:00:58 PM  
2 votes:

Mike_LowELL: I am a free-thinking rugged individualist whose opinion on this issue is entirely consistent with the right-wing propaganda in our billion-dollar corporate process, and in no way exacerbated by the emotional investment I have in the politicians who act as my lone outlet for control in an increasingly complicated world that I promoted through my enthusiastic support for economic growth.


I just like goosestepping around wearing nothing but bedsheets and brown shirts.
 
2020-10-30 12:54:05 PM  
2 votes:

shoegaze99: He brings out the worst in me, because at this point I honestly just hope he has a stroke while on stage at a rally and spends the next 15 years drooling in a wheelchair, aware enough to know what happened to him but incapable of doing anything else but taking spoonfuls of pudding from a nurse.

Not even being hyperbolic.

I hope for that.


A gay, black, male nurse. With a heavy accent.

But I'm not a monster.  I wouldn't force that on him.

I'd ask for volunteers.
 
2020-10-30 12:48:58 PM  
2 votes:

zorkmcgork: Do the MAGA rubes know and understand that this a complete lie?


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the rubes don't, the complicit wealthy absolutely do
 
2020-10-30 12:42:05 PM  
2 votes:

Gubbo: Look. There will be a 30 second window of voting. It will not be announced. It will begin when Donald Trump casts his vote and end the moment after he casts his vote.

All legitimately received votes will be counted fairly and correctly.


You forgot to mention that the actual ballot will only be on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.
 
2020-10-30 12:39:11 PM  
2 votes:
Is it worth pointing out that the election does end on November 3rd, not just in NC but in every US State and territory?  Any ballot postmarked on, say, November 4th, is going to be invalidated.
 
2020-10-30 12:35:41 PM  
2 votes:
Do the MAGA rubes know and understand that this a complete lie?
 
2020-10-30 12:34:56 PM  
2 votes:
Why does Trump hate the military?
 
2020-10-30 2:22:56 PM  
1 vote:

Gubbo: Look. There will be a 30 second window of voting. It will not be announced. It will begin when Donald Trump casts his vote and end the moment after he casts his vote.

All legitimately received votes will be counted fairly and correctly.


and welcome New President Biden, as that blind son of a biatch checked the wrong column on his ballot.. HA
 
2020-10-30 1:15:08 PM  
1 vote:
CSB.  Too bad the headline is meaningless.  We've always had a concession on the night of the election or (in the case of Salty Hillary) the very next day.
 
2020-10-30 1:10:16 PM  
1 vote:

Gubbo: Look. There will be a 30 second window of voting. It will not be announced. It will begin when Donald Trump casts his vote and end the moment after he casts his vote.

All legitimately received votes will be counted fairly and correctly.


So the plan hinges on the Shiatgibbon correctly filling out his ballot. Hmmm...
 
2020-10-30 12:58:39 PM  
1 vote:
The ironic thing is - he's going to take an epic ass beating on Nov. 3rd.  Then the law suits begin.  My guess is that the litigation will still be ongoing as he is forced to watch Biden's inauguration.  So basically, he will try to keep the election going for months and months after November 3rd.

I had no idea that a person could produce a tweet that didn't age well from the very second you posted it - but here we are.  Thank you 2020.
 
2020-10-30 12:44:40 PM  
1 vote:
Who would have thought that a man whose highest civic education comprised of appearances on WWE and running businesses into the ground would have a made-for-TV understanding of the electoral process?
 
2020-10-30 12:38:49 PM  
1 vote:

chawco: dletter: Trump promoting the fact that vote counting "ends" when talking heads on the TV first say that a race is "won" is peak "Trump speak".

I mean, if that was the case, Gore won Florida and the entire 2000s is fake!!!!

Man. Do-over


This time I'm not marrying.my now ex wife.


We can't risk changing the timeline that much, so put on a suit and get up to that altar, stat!
 
2020-10-30 12:37:56 PM  
1 vote:
Has someone mentioned this to Kavanaugh?

I don't think he got the memo is my point here.
 
2020-10-30 12:36:49 PM  
1 vote:
People fought and died in wars for the right to vote.

Deny the right to vote to the people and it's a declaration of war against them, and that's one of the rights the 2nd amendment was actually made for.

fark with it at your own peril.
 
2020-10-30 12:36:30 PM  
1 vote:
Then pay enough to make vote counting a desirable job.
 
2020-10-30 12:36:22 PM  
1 vote:

zorkmcgork: Do the MAGA rubes know and understand that this a complete lie?


Yes.
 
2020-10-30 12:34:32 PM  
1 vote:
I DO NOT KNOW HOW ELEACTAIONS WOARK!!
 
2020-10-30 11:54:21 AM  
1 vote:
There's a lot of things about this election that have been done this way for years that he's trying to convince people have never happened before.  They're going to do anything they can to win this election, even if it is by (continuing to) lie to the American people.
 
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