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(The Detroit_News)   Robros Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman ordered by federal judge to send out a new robocall correcting their previous robocall   (detroitnews.com) divider line
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2020-10-30 12:57:45 PM  
The call must be made by 5 p.m. Thursday

So two days after the election. Cool. Cool.

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Oh, last Thursday? I wonder if those bumbling assholes made the deadline?
 
2020-10-30 3:06:46 PM  
Isn't this kinda like the old school punishment of writing (X amount of times) "I will not [do this transgression] again."
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2020-10-30 3:48:47 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: The call must be made by 5 p.m. Thursday

So two days after the election. Cool. Cool.

<checks TFA date>

Oh, last Thursday? I wonder if those bumbling assholes made the deadline?


They biatched and whined saying they didn't have enough time.  Then, because they are The Douche Duo

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2020-10-30 5:42:21 PM  

Driver: Isn't this kinda like the old school punishment of writing (X amount of times) "I will not [do this transgression] again."
(Insert Bart Simpson at blackboard jpg here)


Well, it *is* old school, but it has precedents in advertising. The one I remember growing up was the Listerine TV commercial. The husband comes home drenched from a downpour (he is wearing a raincoat), and his wife says "go gargle with Listerine."
A few years later, I remember seeing ads that said "While Listerine will not prevent colds or lessen their severity..."
 
2020-10-30 6:39:39 PM  
"If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, please send one dollar to Sorry Dude."

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2020-10-30 6:41:26 PM  
Put them both in a jail cell with a landline and have them manually call & explain themselves to each number.
 
2020-10-30 6:42:14 PM  
This is just as egregious as it was yesterday, when we also did this exact story.
 
2020-10-30 6:43:04 PM  
Meh, it is a start.

The law ain't done with those two yet
 
2020-10-30 6:43:32 PM  
I absolutely hate this pair of entitled assholes.
 
2020-10-30 6:43:48 PM  
Jesus Christ throw these idiots in jail. No one learns lessons by writing sentences. Look at the Simpsons. Bart is writing sentences at the beginning of every episode and he still gets into hijinks right afterwards. Im not saying sending Bart to Guantanamo is necessary, but i think it's an option. Many people are saying it. Believe me.
 
2020-10-30 6:43:53 PM  
Anyone who does robocalls can freeze their ass off in the 9th circle of hell.
 
2020-10-30 6:44:50 PM  
Prison time, I want to know about prison time.
 
2020-10-30 6:45:16 PM  
That's two times in two days: [Repeat]
 
2020-10-30 6:47:11 PM  
"The robocall order "directly countermands a Michigan State court's order that defendant not issue any robocalls," the lawyers wrote... "

These farking guys. "We can't make our robocall apology because a court has ordered us not to make any robocalls!"
 
2020-10-30 6:48:59 PM  
I hate these two with the heat of a thousand suns, but the judge is making them admit their guilt prior to judgement.
That's kind of weird
 
2020-10-30 6:49:03 PM  
Aren't they on record in the criminal case(s) denying anything to do with it?
 
2020-10-30 6:52:28 PM  
Are these guys a couple?
 
2020-10-30 6:52:35 PM  
 
2020-10-30 6:53:01 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Garza and the Supermutants: The call must be made by 5 p.m. Thursday

So two days after the election. Cool. Cool.

<checks TFA date>

Oh, last Thursday? I wonder if those bumbling assholes made the deadline?

They biatched and whined saying they didn't have enough time.  Then, because they are The Douche Duo

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Nice catch!
 
2020-10-30 6:53:56 PM  

eddie_irvine: That's two times in two days: [Repeat]


It's not Fark, it's robosubmissions.com
 
2020-10-30 7:09:08 PM  
This isn't about punishment.  This is the Judge forcing these asshole to take advantage of the opportunity to mitigate the damage they caused while there's still time to do so.
 
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