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(NBC News)   Darth Miller reveals Trump's second-term immigration agenda including limiting asylum seekers and deporting Emma Lazarus' corpse   (nbcnews.com) divider line
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2020-10-30 2:11:37 PM  
Miller is blatantly, obviously racist. His favorite book is "The Camp of the Saints", and his favorite aphrodisiac is the screams of children as soldiers drag away their parents, never to be seen again.

That Trump put him in charge of US immigration policy tells you everything you need to know.
 
2020-10-30 2:48:06 PM  
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2020-10-30 4:34:31 PM  
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2020-10-30 5:07:40 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: [Fark user image image 850x510]


Wow, if you're going to use spray on hair, you might want to at least be consistent with it.
 
2020-10-30 6:26:48 PM  
His four point immigration plan for the next term is exactly what you think it is.
 
2020-10-30 6:29:21 PM  

The Lone Gunman: His four point immigration plan for the next term is exactly what you think it is.


T-4 point?
 
2020-10-30 6:29:42 PM  
expanding the so-called travel ban

The ban that was supposed to last 2 weeks until they found all the bad guys trying to get in? We're in at over 200 weeks now.
 
2020-10-30 6:33:07 PM  
Cutting work visas? But how is the president supposed to get a new whore wife, when the current one divorces him?
You know, sex-in-mouth is a talent too.
 
2020-10-30 6:33:26 PM  
Miller wants to expand the travel ban?

Wouldn't that have to wait until Americans were allowed to travel safely again?

Meh, we all can guess what his final solution is.

Let's hope the soft coup already in progress doesn't succeed so we don't have to find out for sure.
 
2020-10-30 6:33:48 PM  

UltimaCS: expanding the so-called travel ban

The ban that was supposed to last 2 weeks until they found all the bad guys trying to get in? We're in at over 200 weeks now.


They're still figuring it out. Check back in two weeks.
 
2020-10-30 6:34:14 PM  
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2020-10-30 6:34:15 PM  
Of all the non-elected criminals in this administration that need to be made permanently unemployable, this villain is in a dead heat with Barr. Even more than the immediate family. I will also settle for deportation, but I doubt anyone would take him.
 
2020-10-30 6:34:18 PM  
Just think of all the disgusting faces we'll never have top see after Jan 20 (except during their trials).
 
2020-10-30 6:35:06 PM  
Seems unnecessary at this point.  Who the hell wants to come to COVIDland...especially if the shiatgibbon gets reelected and continues to ignore it.
 
2020-10-30 6:35:26 PM  

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Now he looks like that exploded fat guy on Monty python
 
2020-10-30 6:35:51 PM  

Al Tsheimers: Of all the non-elected criminals in this administration that need to be made permanently unemployable, this villain is in a dead heat with Barr. Even more than the immediate family. I will also settle for deportation, but I doubt anyone would take him.


I bet the Hague would
 
2020-10-30 6:43:23 PM  
Pile - "The Soft Hands of Stephen Miller" (Official Video)
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2020-10-30 6:44:20 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: LovesToSpooge: [Fark user image image 850x510]

Now he looks like that exploded fat guy on Monty python


Here's Stephen Miller when he still had hair.

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2020-10-30 6:46:15 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Al Tsheimers: Of all the non-elected criminals in this administration that need to be made permanently unemployable, this villain is in a dead heat with Barr. Even more than the immediate family. I will also settle for deportation, but I doubt anyone would take him.

I bet the Hague would


Sweden. They took this guy:
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...even though he wasn't from there.
 
2020-10-30 6:46:30 PM  

Al Tsheimers: Of all the non-elected criminals in this administration that need to be made permanently unemployable, this villain is in a dead heat with Barr. Even more than the immediate family. I will also settle for deportation, but I doubt anyone would take him.


I would like to propose that we take Miller, and we put him under Yucca Mountain with the rest of the Nuclear waste.
 
2020-10-30 6:46:56 PM  
I can't  wait to get back to Emma Lazarus' America.
 
2020-10-30 6:48:41 PM  

The Lone Gunman: His four point immigration plan for the next term is exactly what you think it is.


I'll say this much for him: he's consistent.
 
2020-10-30 6:50:28 PM  
Didn't he get diagnosed with Covid recently? And look at that...he's right back to work not even a month later.

Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Kayleigh McEnany, Kellyanne Conway, Thom Tillis, Chris Christie, Mike Lee, Ronna McDaniel...

Isn't it odd how none of them seemed to suffer any symptoms whatsoever? I mean...it's almost as if they were all lying about getting Covid to change the news cycle, and to show their voters how harmless the virus really is.

But nah...I'm sure that's just crazy conspiracy talk. Who would ever stoop that low, knowing the American public and the news media would just accept their word at face value and never follow up to get proof? Certainly not this administration.
 
2020-10-30 6:52:34 PM  

Al Tsheimers: Of all the non-elected criminals in this administration that need to be made permanently unemployable, this villain is in a dead heat with Barr. Even more than the immediate family. I will also settle for deportation, but I doubt anyone would take him.


Deport him to a mexican prison so he can get raped in the shower every day till he farking dies of old age at 120.
 
2020-10-30 6:56:44 PM  
Nazi gotta nazi
 
2020-10-30 6:58:13 PM  
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Farkin' Nazi.
 
2020-10-30 7:00:35 PM  

Private_Citizen: Soup4Bonnie: [Fark user image image 850x510]

Wow, if you're going to use spray on hair, you might want to at least be consistent with it.


You'd think he'd be open to embracing his inner skinhead...
 
2020-10-30 7:02:54 PM  
How come steven miller isn't on the campaign trail?
 
2020-10-30 7:03:33 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Al Tsheimers: Of all the non-elected criminals in this administration that need to be made permanently unemployable, this villain is in a dead heat with Barr. Even more than the immediate family. I will also settle for deportation, but I doubt anyone would take him.

I bet the Hague would


OK, I'll give you that one. I'll even help get him on the plane. But not gently.
 
2020-10-30 7:05:00 PM  

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*defiles browser search bar*

Holy shiatsnacks... I still can't believe that nazi swine is only two years older than me.

*runs hand protectively through head lush with fur*
 
2020-10-30 7:05:26 PM  
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"NO BROWN PEOPLE VIL KOMM TO OUR GREAT WHITE NATION!"
 
2020-10-30 7:05:44 PM  

lolmao500: Al Tsheimers: Of all the non-elected criminals in this administration that need to be made permanently unemployable, this villain is in a dead heat with Barr. Even more than the immediate family. I will also settle for deportation, but I doubt anyone would take him.

Deport him to a mexican prison so he can get raped in the shower every day till he farking dies of old age at 120.


I don't want to be vindictive, but if something unpleasant were to happen to him after Trump is out, that would be a moment worth having a nice drink toasting his fate.  I think out of all of Trump's cronies, him getting what's coming to him would be the most enjoyable.  Maybe Barr as well.
 
2020-10-30 7:07:47 PM  
no one ever dies that i want to die.

*kicks gravel*
 
2020-10-30 7:08:15 PM  

SirEattonHogg: lolmao500: Al Tsheimers: Of all the non-elected criminals in this administration that need to be made permanently unemployable, this villain is in a dead heat with Barr. Even more than the immediate family. I will also settle for deportation, but I doubt anyone would take him.

Deport him to a mexican prison so he can get raped in the shower every day till he farking dies of old age at 120.

I don't want to be vindictive, but if something unpleasant were to happen to him after Trump is out, that would be a moment worth having a nice drink toasting his fate.  I think out of all of Trump's cronies, him getting what's coming to him would be the most enjoyable.  Maybe Barr as well.


Yeah I don't think too many outside himmlers immediate family were at all upset
 
2020-10-30 7:17:30 PM  

tinderfitles: Al Tsheimers: Of all the non-elected criminals in this administration that need to be made permanently unemployable, this villain is in a dead heat with Barr. Even more than the immediate family. I will also settle for deportation, but I doubt anyone would take him.

I would like to propose that we take Miller, and we put him under Yucca Mountain with the rest of the Nuclear waste.


Hell no, Nevada doesn't want that toxic shiat. Or Stephen Miller.
 
2020-10-30 7:18:30 PM  

tinderfitles: Al Tsheimers: Of all the non-elected criminals in this administration that need to be made permanently unemployable, this villain is in a dead heat with Barr. Even more than the immediate family. I will also settle for deportation, but I doubt anyone would take him.

I would like to propose that we take Miller, and we put him under Yucca Mountain with the rest of the Nuclear waste.


Crap, I screwed that up: meant to say we don't want that toxic shiat or the nuclear waste 😆

/day drinking, yay!
 
2020-10-30 7:23:39 PM  
The cruelty...


IS THE POINT.



/ Miller needs to be smacked down extremely hard after Trump is out.
 
2020-10-30 7:25:25 PM  
"bring in the high wage high value immigrants and keep out the low wage ones" -essentially what he's saying.

Yeah, hell of a way to protect American jobs there, asshole.

I don't think I need to explain how that is a terrible idea, so I won't.
 
2020-10-30 7:28:13 PM  
Miller is on the short list of people I actually have to avoid because of what might happen if I see him.

No ITG here. I hate him that much.
There's only three people on that list.
I think one is dead already.
 
2020-10-30 7:31:05 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: [Fark user image image 425x443]

Farkin' Nazi.


OMG THAT'S AN ANTIFA AD!!!
 
2020-10-30 7:37:12 PM  

Mail Order American Husband: "bring in the high wage high value immigrants and keep out the low wage ones" -essentially what he's saying.

Yeah, hell of a way to protect American jobs there, asshole.

I don't think I need to explain how that is a terrible idea, so I won't.


Never understood that shiat. I mean, if you are a big tech firm ceo and you wanted to use a few foreign engineers to keep the rest of your work force in line, or whatever, I understand that all fifty of those dudes love the idea, but what ordinary person thinks huh, depress wages of high skill Americans AND increase costs of food, house keeping, in home elder care and hospitality sectors, sounds great!
 
2020-10-30 7:38:31 PM  
And that's just what he'll cop to.

Stephen Miller is Q. "The Storm" (i.e. mass arrests and imprisonment of liberals on groundless charges of working for a conspiracy of rich pedophiles to destroy America) was his idea all along. He's been trying to goad his boss into making it happen since the day he took office. If his boss is re-elected, he has a better chance than even of getting his wish.

You read it here first.
 
2020-10-30 7:41:42 PM  

Al Tsheimers: Of all the non-elected criminals in this administration that need to be made permanently unemployable, this villain is in a dead heat with Barr. Even more than the immediate family. I will also settle for deportation, but I doubt anyone would take him.


I'd very much like to see Barr reduced to doing divorce work only, pro bono, in some former Soviet satellite country.  For Miller, I'd rather have something else.  Preferably involving paper cuts and orange juice.
 
2020-10-30 7:44:59 PM  

Mail Order American Husband: "bring in the high wage high value immigrants and keep out the low wage ones" -essentially what he's saying.

Yeah, hell of a way to protect American jobs there, asshole.

I don't think I need to explain how that is a terrible idea, so I won't.


They haven't even done that. They keep pushing the immigration system towards rich people or the lottery system, and refuse to extend visas for people who got their education in America. It turns out they're just plain racist.
 
2020-10-30 7:56:00 PM  
joepennerlives:  I'd very much like to see Barr reduced to doing divorce work only, pro bono, in some former Soviet satellite country.

nonsense, that plan involves him not being in Federal lockup.
 
2020-10-30 8:00:18 PM  

Al Tsheimers: Of all the non-elected criminals in this administration that need to be made permanently unemployable, this villain is in a dead heat with Barr. Even more than the immediate family. I will also settle for deportation, but I doubt anyone would take him.


Antarctica. There's lots of white there.
 
2020-10-30 8:10:13 PM  
I don't envy Miller his life after the Trump administration when he no longer has a security detail protecting him.

Gotta admit, I do smile at the thought.
 
2020-10-30 8:15:48 PM  

KodosZardoz: Cutting work visas? But how is the president supposed to get a new whore wife, when the current one divorces him?
You know, sex-in-mouth is a talent too.


He'll find another genius that will get an Einstein visa, of course.
 
2020-10-30 8:22:16 PM  
In a just world, 2022 would see him sentenced to death by hanging for his crimes against humanity.
 
2020-10-30 8:34:52 PM  

MikeyFuccon: And that's just what he'll cop to.

Stephen Miller is Q. "The Storm" (i.e. mass arrests and imprisonment of liberals on groundless charges of working for a conspiracy of rich pedophiles to destroy America) was his idea all along. He's been trying to goad his boss into making it happen since the day he took office. If his boss is re-elected, he has a better chance than even of getting his wish.

You read it here first.


Q is too humorous for Miller. It's hard to imagine him laughing except if he was skinning a midget.
 
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