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2020-10-30 10:47:50 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-10-30 10:48:59 AM  
"FAKE ELECTION!! I DIDNT LOOSE!"
 
2020-10-30 10:51:08 AM  
Assuming he finally concedes...

EVERY STATE THAT DIDN'T VOTE FOR ME BETTER WATCH OUT!  NO HELP FROM ME FOR THE REST OF MY TERM! YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T BOMB YOU.
 
2020-10-30 10:52:44 AM  

Jack Sabbath: Assuming he finally concedes...

EVERY STATE THAT DIDN'T VOTE FOR ME BETTER WATCH OUT!  NO HELP FROM ME FOR THE REST OF MY TERM! YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T BOMB YOU.


Are you a time traveler?   This is exactly what he would say
 
2020-10-30 10:54:18 AM  
I hope twitter bans him after the Jan 21st.
 
2020-10-30 10:55:27 AM  
I'm hoping on "ACK! *thud*"
 
2020-10-30 10:57:26 AM  

theteacher: I hope twitter bans him after the Jan 21st.


That would be brilliant.
 
2020-10-30 10:58:46 AM  
RIGGED!
 
2020-10-30 11:04:14 AM  
FAKE ELECTION!! I WON BY A LANDSLIDE...COVFEFE...RIGGED...WAAAUUU​GH!!!...
 
2020-10-30 11:10:24 AM  
"But Vlad told me I was going to win"?
 
2020-10-30 11:10:28 AM  
Activating the Nero Decree.
 
2020-10-30 11:11:40 AM  
Congratulations Joe.
 
2020-10-30 11:12:07 AM  
It'll be about how voter fraud is running rampant and all caps SUPREME COURT
 
2020-10-30 11:12:25 AM  
He's an axis 2 cluster B. Anything that threatens his self regard must be squashed or doesn't count. He'll claim that he won the argument but lost the election which is to normal people, a contradiction in terms.
 
2020-10-30 11:14:43 AM  
'Saturday Night Live' Opens First Post-Election Show With Hillary Clinton Singing "Hallelujah"
Youtube QEETf3n0NX0
 
2020-10-30 11:16:43 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I'm hoping on "ACK! *thud*"


"Maybe he died while tweeting it?"
"Well, if he died, he wouldn't have taken the time to write 'ACK! *thud*'"
"Perhaps he was dictating..."
 
2020-10-30 11:17:31 AM  
I'm taking my ball and going home!
 
2020-10-30 11:18:37 AM  

FlashHarry: RIGGED!


That's my guess as well, followed by a long list of random BS tweets about ballots being found in various rivers, in dumpsters, on fire...

Oh, here comes one now!

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2020-10-30 11:22:43 AM  
While President-Elect Biden and I disagreed on many issues, we do share a common goal of improving the life of the American people.  I look forward to assisting in the transition, and offer my counsel in the days ahead.  As I said in my concession speech last night, there are no losers here.  Only winners.  The biggest winner is the democratic process - the people spoke! May this election shine the never-ending light of Democracy to the rest of the world.  Gods speed Joe, my friend.  Gods speed.
 
2020-10-30 11:25:43 AM  
HILLARY! OBAMA!!!! FAKE NEWS! US POSTAL SERVICE DIDN'T DO WHAT I SAID!
 
2020-10-30 11:32:44 AM  

rotsky: While President-Elect Biden and I disagreed on many issues, we do share a common goal of improving the life of the American people.  I look forward to assisting in the transition, and offer my counsel in the days ahead.  As I said in my concession speech last night, there are no losers here.  Only winners.  The biggest winner is the democratic process - the people spoke! May this election shine the never-ending light of Democracy to the rest of the world.  Gods speed Joe, my friend.  Gods speed.


Wow, you were able to get the whole thing out without cracking up.
 
2020-10-30 11:34:30 AM  
SINCE I WAS CHEATED OUT OF MY RIGHTFUL 2ND TERM, I AM INSTITUTING WHAT JEFFREY EPSTEIN TOLD ME ONCE IS CALLED PRIMO KNOCKTA.  I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE, AS IT IS FOREIGN & I AM AMERICAN AS CAN BE.

SO LOOK OUT LADIES, THE MUSHROOM IS COMING.
 
2020-10-30 11:37:09 AM  
DON'T BELIEVE THEM!  Crooked governors and Dirty Dems STOLE our election!  REAL AMERICANS FIGHT FOR FREEDOM!  Militias, Proud Boys, olice and our wonderful DHS Forces STAND FOR JUSTICE!  TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!  4 MORE YEARS!
 
2020-10-30 11:46:04 AM  
WHERE IS MY ROY COHN?
 
2020-10-30 11:47:16 AM  
(The next thread should be what the note in the top drawer of the resolute desk will say.)
 
2020-10-30 11:48:38 AM  
If he loses he's going to start sh*tting in the well with a force we did not previously think possible.
 
2020-10-30 12:30:07 PM  
Forgotten man and woman? LOL WHAT.
 
2020-10-30 12:36:21 PM  
He'll instruct Barron to drop upper deckers in all of the toilets after he fires the cleaning staff.
Ivanka will snail trail throughout the WH, Jared will pee in the plants.
Melania salts the Rose Garden and Trump sprays gold paint on all of the portrait mouths.

He'll tweet from the WH bunker where he's barricaded. Have no idea what he'll say.
 
2020-10-30 12:39:12 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: "FAKE ELECTION!! I DIDNT LOOSE!"


I love the wrong word choice as well.
I can totally see him tweeting that.
 
2020-10-30 1:18:43 PM  
America will not survive having to flush just once.
 
2020-10-30 1:21:22 PM  
That tweet had to be written by Ivanka
 
2020-10-30 1:21:57 PM  
Stop standing by. Stop the Evil Democrats from stealing your country!
 
2020-10-30 1:22:03 PM  
RIGGED!!!!
 
2020-10-30 1:22:18 PM  
"LAW AND ORDER!!"
 
2020-10-30 1:22:19 PM  
I'LL NEVER FORGET WHATS-HIS-NAME
 
2020-10-30 1:22:48 PM  
Oh wait I won? Never mind.then.
 
2020-10-30 1:23:06 PM  
Oh, they're comin' together, dips*** - but it's to run your a** outta office.
 
2020-10-30 1:23:20 PM  
"We will all come together as never before"

Well, he got that part right.
 
2020-10-30 1:23:43 PM  
Poop is coming out..
 
2020-10-30 1:23:57 PM  
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2020-10-30 1:24:22 PM  
I'm tired of winning .
 
2020-10-30 1:24:31 PM  
THE SHINY RED BUTTON. IT CALLS TO ME. IT SINGS MY NAME.
 
2020-10-30 1:24:42 PM  

grokca: Congratulations Joe.


That's when we know they have him in a nice padded room.
 
2020-10-30 1:24:49 PM  
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2020-10-30 1:24:58 PM  
Can we just get there first please?
 
2020-10-30 1:25:06 PM  
By what definition of "after the election"?
 
2020-10-30 1:25:14 PM  

theteacher: I hope twitter bans him after the Jan 21st.

Nov 3rd
 
2020-10-30 1:26:33 PM  

OldRod: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I'm hoping on "ACK! *thud*"

"Maybe he died while tweeting it?"
"Well, if he died, he wouldn't have taken the time to write 'ACK! *thud*'"
"Perhaps he was dictating..."


Be quiet! And go and change your armour.
 
2020-10-30 1:26:33 PM  

Sin'sHero: I'm taking my ball and going home!


Well I'm gonna go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.[picks up an ashtray]
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
[walking outside]
And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog growls]
I don't need my dog.
 
2020-10-30 1:26:38 PM  
First will be a tweet about his new news network.

Second will be announcing his bid for 2024, that he will never follow up on, just keep insinuating to keep people from prosecuting him because it would look political.
 
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