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(KIMT 3)   Trump rally in Minnesota capped at 250 people, no doubt disappointing dozens of people responding to Craigslist ads   (kimt.com) divider line
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2020-10-30 10:47:11 AM  
This is gonna be like police pulling jumpers off of bridges to prevent suicide.
 
2020-10-30 12:17:03 PM  
A handful of people I know out there in the conservative boonies were so happy, then so sad....
 
2020-10-30 12:32:11 PM  
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2020-10-30 1:54:57 PM  
Dozens!!!
 
2020-10-30 4:19:39 PM  
Cheer up. That's 250 potential contagious people.
Super spreaders like this would be fine if they only affected the idiot right wing knobs.
 
2020-10-30 4:20:59 PM  
Biggliest crowds ever. They'll be talking about it for years. People are coming up to me, grown men with tears in their eyes, saying, "Sir, I was at your rally, it was the biggliest, you probably didn't see me because there were so many people there, sir" and I'll say "I see you now".
 
2020-10-30 4:21:04 PM  
Just half an hour away from me. I kind of wished they'd allowed a few thousand attend but then the fallout of their unmasked faces coughing on me in the pharmacy changed my mind. Ugh.
 
2020-10-30 4:22:57 PM  
"25,000 people want to be there. And they say you can only have 250 people. They thought I'd cancel. But I'm not canceling and we'll find out what happens."


He fully intends for his followers to ignore the authorities and cynically label it a "peaceful protest."

He WANTS shiat to go down.
 
2020-10-30 4:24:22 PM  
Arrest every single one of them, including him. I can dream can't I?
 
2020-10-30 4:26:43 PM  

What in The: Just half an hour away from me. I kind of wished they'd allowed a few thousand attend but then the fallout of their unmasked faces coughing on me in the pharmacy changed my mind. Ugh.


I'm south of you
MN is mostly sane but
Yeah...
 
2020-10-30 4:27:45 PM  

phrawgh: "25,000 people want to be there. And they say you can only have 250 people. They thought I'd cancel. But I'm not canceling and we'll find out what happens."


He fully intends for his followers to ignore the authorities and cynically label it a "peaceful protest."

He WANTS shiat to go down.


Wait until the Trumper mobile infantry shows up. The 35th "Rascal Riders" and the 51st "Hoverround Heroes" are forces to be reckoned with.
 
2020-10-30 4:28:29 PM  

What in The: Just half an hour away from me. I kind of wished they'd allowed a few thousand attend but then the fallout of their unmasked faces coughing on me in the pharmacy changed my mind. Ugh.


Actually west and nort

Got you confused with Bloomington
Bleg
 
2020-10-30 4:29:31 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: What in The: Just half an hour away from me. I kind of wished they'd allowed a few thousand attend but then the fallout of their unmasked faces coughing on me in the pharmacy changed my mind. Ugh.

I'm south of you
MN is mostly sane but
Yeah...


Offer not valid northwest of the cities
 
2020-10-30 4:33:10 PM  

hobnail: Cornelis de Gyselaer: What in The: Just half an hour away from me. I kind of wished they'd allowed a few thousand attend but then the fallout of their unmasked faces coughing on me in the pharmacy changed my mind. Ugh.

I'm south of you
MN is mostly sane but
Yeah...

Offer not valid northwest of the cities


There abide dragons
 
2020-10-30 4:34:04 PM  
250 people

Wha'happen?
 
2020-10-30 4:39:37 PM  

whidbey: 250 people

Wha'happen?


MN managed to impose our state maximum due to covid

My guess is they're going to ignore it
 
2020-10-30 4:43:57 PM  
Be smarter than your idiot neighbors to the east in Wisconsin. He's having a rally in GB tonight which will set them back another 3 weeks.
 
2020-10-30 4:44:21 PM  
Sad. Low energy. Joe could fit more in his basement.
 
2020-10-30 4:47:06 PM  

What in The: Just half an hour away from me. I kind of wished they'd allowed a few thousand attend but then the fallout of their unmasked faces coughing on me in the pharmacy changed my mind. Ugh.


CSB:Was driving up north the other day and drove by a sign that said "Eat your Steaks, Wear your fur It's the american way!"

Then I saw another sign that said "Pray & Fast for our nation!"

So which should I do?

You can't have it both ways, highly questionable yard signs.

/the paradox probably makes conservative heads explode
 
2020-10-30 4:49:52 PM  

akya: What in The: Just half an hour away from me. I kind of wished they'd allowed a few thousand attend but then the fallout of their unmasked faces coughing on me in the pharmacy changed my mind. Ugh.

CSB:Was driving up north the other day and drove by a sign that said "Eat your Steaks, Wear your fur It's the american way!"

Then I saw another sign that said "Pray & Fast for our nation!"

So which should I do?

You can't have it both ways, highly questionable yard signs.

/the paradox probably makes conservative heads explode


Maybe they meant Prey, and Fast! For our nation!
 
2020-10-30 4:50:03 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: What in The: Just half an hour away from me. I kind of wished they'd allowed a few thousand attend but then the fallout of their unmasked faces coughing on me in the pharmacy changed my mind. Ugh.

I'm south of you
MN is mostly sane but
Yeah...


MN, by population, is mostly sane. MN, by acreage, is mostly derp.
 
2020-10-30 4:50:51 PM  

akya: /the paradox probably makes conservative heads explode


It never has in the past.
 
2020-10-30 4:51:50 PM  
Last time they set for 6000 and only got 250.

So this way the Covid cluster aftermath is smaller and Trump gets to whine about how unfair everyone is to him

That's win/win.
 
2020-10-30 4:53:28 PM  

akya: What in The: Just half an hour away from me. I kind of wished they'd allowed a few thousand attend but then the fallout of their unmasked faces coughing on me in the pharmacy changed my mind. Ugh.

CSB:Was driving up north the other day and drove by a sign that said "Eat your Steaks, Wear your fur It's the american way!"

Then I saw another sign that said "Pray & Fast for our nation!"

So which should I do?

You can't have it both ways, highly questionable yard signs.

/the paradox probably makes conservative heads explode


Most likely each of them just tells themselves that the other one is a libby lib lib.
 
2020-10-30 4:53:56 PM  
Not News, its like .04 of a plane with 500 people crashing.

Deaths from Covid-19, in the US, in Planes of 500 people.
Oct 1 - 851 - 1.7 Planes
Oct 2 - 835 - 1.7 Planes
Oct 3 - 740 - 1.5 Planes
Oct 4 - 362 - 0.7 Planes
Oct 5 - 327 - 0.7 Planes
Oct 6 - 635 - 1.3 Planes
Oct 7 - 916 - 1.8 Planes
Oct 8 - 986 - 2.0 Planes
Oct 9 - 893 - 1.8 Planes
Oct 10 - 665 - 1.3 Planes
Oct 11 - 466 - 0.9 Planes
Oct 12 - 287 - 0.6 Planes
Oct 13 - 690 - 1.4 Planes
Oct 14 - 811 - 1.6 Planes
Oct 15 - 951 - 1.9 Planes
Oct 16 - 877 - 1.8 Planes
Oct 17 - 797 - 1.6 Planes
Oct 18 - 393 - 0.8 Planes
Oct 19 - 462 - 0.9 Planes
Oct 20 - 832 - 1.7 Planes
Oct 21 - 1129 - 2.3 Planes
Oct 22 - 1038 - 2.1 Planes
Oct 23 - 916 - 1.8 Planes
Oct 24 - 891 - 1.8 Planes
Oct 25 - 377 - 0.8 Planes
Oct 26 - 389 - 0.8 Planes
Oct 27 - 931 - 1.9 Planes
Oct 28 - 1025 - 2.1 Planes
Oct 29 - 1049 - 2.1 Planes
 
2020-10-30 4:57:02 PM  

Al Tsheimers: Cornelis de Gyselaer: What in The: Just half an hour away from me. I kind of wished they'd allowed a few thousand attend but then the fallout of their unmasked faces coughing on me in the pharmacy changed my mind. Ugh.

I'm south of you
MN is mostly sane but
Yeah...

MN, by population, is mostly sane. MN, by acreage, is mostly derp.


Tons of Biden signs in Rochester. Once you get on the outskirts it get TRUMP really fast.
 
2020-10-30 4:57:10 PM  
How is he supposed to be the SuperSpreadator if his crowds are kept so small...
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Wwaaaaaeeeenn Whaaaaeeeen
 
2020-10-30 4:59:57 PM  
From a CNN article:
"CNN also looked at the September 18 rally in Bemidji, Minnesota and found that while rates of infection had already been increasing in the month prior to the rally, the rate of infection in the county one month later had jumped by more than 385% and was greater than the state's rate of infection."

Hope Mayo Clinic is prepared
 
2020-10-30 6:36:17 PM  
I hear AF1 has landed.
 
2020-10-30 7:06:14 PM  
Turgid Turd on tarmac. I say again: Turgid Turd on tarmac. Over.
 
2020-10-30 7:10:41 PM  

akya: What in The: Just half an hour away from me. I kind of wished they'd allowed a few thousand attend but then the fallout of their unmasked faces coughing on me in the pharmacy changed my mind. Ugh.

CSB:Was driving up north the other day and drove by a sign that said "Eat your Steaks, Wear your fur It's the american way!"

Then I saw another sign that said "Pray & Fast for our nation!"

So which should I do?

You can't have it both ways, highly questionable yard signs.

/the paradox probably makes conservative heads explode



Up by Ripley?  The "Eat your Steaks.." sign has been up there for a few years now.  Never fails to make my blood boil--it's like the icing on the MCCL cake.
 
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