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(Blabbermouth)   It's like Cards Against Humanity, if Cards Against Humanity was created by Alice Cooper   (blabbermouth.net) divider line
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2020-10-30 5:46:20 PM  
It's something totally new

Except for the fact that it's not.

To kick things up a notch, dare cards are sprinkled into the question cards, cueing players to "drink something that looks like blood" or "knock on your neighbors door and say you're next."

If by "up a notch," you mean " to the level of an 8th grade slumber party."

Alice used to have at least a veneer of menace.  This is about as frightening as a Spirit Halloween store on November 8.
 
2020-10-30 6:04:13 PM  

Uzzah: It's something totally new

Except for the fact that it's not.

To kick things up a notch, dare cards are sprinkled into the question cards, cueing players to "drink something that looks like blood" or "knock on your neighbors door and say you're next."

If by "up a notch," you mean " to the level of an 8th grade slumber party."

Alice used to have at least a veneer of menace.  This is about as frightening as a Spirit Halloween store on November 8.


You mean the day you have to clean out the store so we can get our security deposit back by cleaning up and finding your "Tips?"
 
2020-10-30 6:13:33 PM  
Sorry he's not edgy enough with this venture for you two.  He's had quite a career and has done much good for those in need.

Life:  get one.
 
2020-10-30 6:24:01 PM  
All the cards are in Algonquin?
 
2020-10-30 7:16:59 PM  
No thanks
 
2020-10-30 7:41:21 PM  

Uzzah: Except for the fact that it's not.


I mean... does Cards Against Humanity count as new itself, though?

It kind of feels like ripping off something that's just a cheap, half-assed ripoff of an extremely popular Hasbro game from a decade earlier is something of a victimless crime, y'know?

Essentially the game in the mechanical sense has been de facto public domain for a while now, anyone can make one and his version's probably as good as anyone's.

// Professional con artist focus group Mensa actually officially endorsed A2A, apparently, as an official tool for making people think you're smarter than you actually are.  That has nothing to do with anything, it just came up when I looked up the publication dates of the respective companies' versions.
 
2020-10-30 7:44:46 PM  
I f*cked _________ mom.

Subby's
 
2020-10-30 7:50:23 PM  
I've played this game online in various forms, and what I've learned is that most people lack the subtlety, cleverness, logic, and language skills to make sentences that make sense at all because they just want to play the card they have with the most heinous/silly/gross thing possible, even if it doesn't match the context or syntax of the main card. They all want to play "vagina poop!" when they should be playing "when my mom unzips my pants."
 
2020-10-30 7:50:59 PM  
its corny, but its alright. he's a cool dude who made it through the harrowing world of rock and roll and managed to not die.  That alone makes me respect him.  He opened for maiden a couple years ago when i saw them, and he still put on a good show.
 
2020-10-30 7:52:04 PM  
I f*cked _________ mom.

vagina poop!
 
2020-10-30 7:58:54 PM  

WilderKWight: I've played this game online in various forms, and what I've learned is that most people lack the subtlety, cleverness, logic, and language skills to make sentences that make sense at all because they just want to play the card they have with the most heinous/silly/gross thing possible, even if it doesn't match the context or syntax of the main card. They all want to play "vagina poop!" when they should be playing "when my mom unzips my pants."


If only CoH allowed the play of both...
 
2020-10-30 8:00:47 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: If only CoH allowed the play of both...


If only I could type a instead of o reliably. Waiting for a Black Friday sale on new fingers.

/and a new brain if'n I gots enoughta
 
2020-10-30 8:10:32 PM  
Alice Cooper on Vaudeville, Wanting To Be Zorro, Alcoholism, Hanging Out with Groucho Marx, More
Youtube oSjoYzoSr-w

The image of prime Alice Cooper freaking out audiences while Groucho Marx is in the wings enjoying it never fails to make me smile.
 
2020-10-30 9:32:14 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: WilderKWight: I've played this game online in various forms, and what I've learned is that most people lack the subtlety, cleverness, logic, and language skills to make sentences that make sense at all because they just want to play the card they have with the most heinous/silly/gross thing possible, even if it doesn't match the context or syntax of the main card. They all want to play "vagina poop!" when they should be playing "when my mom unzips my pants."

If only CoH allowed the play of both...


My tabletop group got pretty tired of Cards for that exact reason -- we learned too quickly what kinds of answers each of us would pick. One will always pick the filthiest answer whether it fits or not, another will pick the most literal answer no matter how dry, another the most absurd or obscure, etc.

Then it really does become a card game like any other, with objectively good and bad hands.
 
2020-10-30 9:36:36 PM  
I'll just stick with my Donny Osmond canasta set thank you very much.
 
2020-10-30 9:37:03 PM  
About TFA, the game's not for me.  I'm not at all into horror, or "dare" games.  But if my friends wanted to play it I'd still be down.
 
2020-10-30 11:00:50 PM  

Uzzah: It's something totally new

Except for the fact that it's not.

To kick things up a notch, dare cards are sprinkled into the question cards, cueing players to "drink something that looks like blood" or "knock on your neighbors door and say you're next."

If by "up a notch," you mean " to the level of an 8th grade slumber party."

Alice used to have at least a veneer of menace.  This is about as frightening as a Spirit Halloween store on November 8.


"Weird Al" Yankovic & Alice Cooper - "Danke Schoen"
Youtube w4kE90Y2b84


OooOOooooOoo . . . Spooky!
 
2020-10-31 9:03:09 AM  
Should I be a little creeped out that Billion Dollar Babies just came on my shuffle just as I started reading the article?
 
2020-10-31 12:38:03 PM  
So a bunch of Jesus stuff?
 
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