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2020-10-30 9:21:32 AM  
Why don't the imaginary people who commit all this voting fraud ever do it in actual swing states?
 
2020-10-30 10:03:37 AM  

BMFPitt: Why don't the imaginary people who commit all this voting fraud ever do it in actual swing states?


I get the sense that these aren't very smart people, so I think you're asking a lot here.
 
2020-10-30 10:16:34 AM  
Have you seen Kyle? He was standing in line to vote. Shaved head, about this tall?
 
2020-10-30 11:48:19 AM  
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2020-10-30 1:18:55 PM  
I live in New York State.

They compare your signature to the one on file.

I'm NOT sure how hairstyle affects signatures.
 
2020-10-30 1:19:06 PM  
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2020-10-30 1:20:06 PM  

BMFPitt: Why don't the imaginary people who commit all this voting fraud ever do it in actual swing states?


And we're done.

Well, not quite yet. Just gotta do one small thing here.

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There.

Now we're done.
 
2020-10-30 1:20:17 PM  
I am not in danger, subby.  I am the danger.  A guy fills out his ballot and it gets thrown and you think that of me? No.  I AM THE VOTE THAT COUNTS!
 
2020-10-30 1:20:55 PM  
Yep, this doesn't seem totally made up or a prank of some sort.
 
2020-10-30 1:21:00 PM  

BMFPitt: Why don't the imaginary people who commit all this voting fraud ever do it in actual swing states?


I am SURE there is a contentious race in Throggs Neck that their 8 fake votes would shift the results (honestly, more like 16 when they came back in ridiculous wigs for a third attempt or 24 when they came dressed as clowns for a fourth go-around.)
 
2020-10-30 1:21:26 PM  
Project Veritas.  Bank on it.
 
2020-10-30 1:21:52 PM  
Still posting NY Post links, but refusing to link my nutty conspiracy blog? I call shenanigans.

You see, time is actually a cube...
 
2020-10-30 1:21:58 PM  
That may be one of the dumbest headlines I've ever read.  NYPost, you're sounding more desperate than usual.
 
2020-10-30 1:22:05 PM  
I have no idea how this would even work.
In NY, you have to give them your name, and then sign next to your name and address that is already on file, and then they compare signatures.

This sounds like another bull#### NY Post story to me.
 
2020-10-30 1:22:20 PM  
I'm just about through the series - Hank just found "leaves in the grass"  with WW
/never "binged" a show before
/kinda just want it to end now so I can stop
/my basement loves me
 
2020-10-30 1:22:41 PM  
Now I doubt voters exist.
 
2020-10-30 1:23:03 PM  
Last paragraph of TFA:

The parish of St. Frances de Chantal was formerly headed by the late "S&M priest" Peter Miqueli, who resigned in 2015 amid allegations he embezzled $1 million to pay for sessions as a sexual "slave" to bodybuilder Keith Crist.

Well that was just a bit of a non-sequitur there, NY Post. It was just the polling location.
 
2020-10-30 1:23:04 PM  
Murdoch' s NYP is spreading lies to propagate the "Dems are trying to cheat" part of the GOP narrative?

No shiat. That is their job after all.

It deflects from the reality that the GOP are actually cheating in all 50 states.

Makes any challenge look like a he said/ she said thing.

I am not gonna say the obvious here cos if ya know ya know and if ya don't it is because you are being willfully ignorant.
 
2020-10-30 1:23:21 PM  

andrewagill: I live in New York State.

They compare your signature to the one on file.

I'm NOT sure how hairstyle affects signatures.


Yeah, how exactly was this scheme supposed to work?

You can't just change your appearance and vote again.  You would need to identify yourself as some (other) registered voter.  And then sign that person's name.  And have the signature match.

This is why actual instances of attempted voter fraud are both vanishingly rare, and easily caught and stopped when they do occur.  Voter fraud is not nearly as simple and easy as right-wingers make it sound.
 
2020-10-30 1:24:23 PM  

inner ted: I'm just about through the series - Hank just found "leaves in the grass"  with WW
/never "binged" a show before
/kinda just want it to end now so I can stop
/my basement loves me


What did you think about Jesse killing his dog?
 
2020-10-30 1:24:47 PM  

andrewagill: I live in New York State.

They compare your signature to the one on file.

I'm NOT sure how hairstyle affects signatures.


I'm sure that example of voter fraud is every bit as legitimate as this one, also courtesy of the NY Post.

https://nypost.com/2020/09/29/minneap​o​lis-police-probing-alleged-ballot-harv​esting-claims/
 
2020-10-30 1:25:10 PM  

Cosmic Cowboy: Last paragraph of TFA:

The parish of St. Frances de Chantal was formerly headed by the late "S&M priest" Peter Miqueli, who resigned in 2015 amid allegations he embezzled $1 million to pay for sessions as a sexual "slave" to bodybuilder Keith Crist.

Well that was just a bit of a non-sequitur there, NY Post. It was just the polling location.


Nonetheless, it should be mentioned in every NY Post article.
 
2020-10-30 1:25:23 PM  

SuburbanCowboy: I have no idea how this would even work.
In NY, you have to give them your name, and then sign next to your name and address that is already on file, and then they compare signatures.

This sounds like another bull#### NY Post story to me.


Wait, you don't have to show a driver's license or other form of ID in NY to vote? Because that was my first thought when I read this.
 
2020-10-30 1:25:30 PM  

Subtonic: inner ted: I'm just about through the series - Hank just found "leaves in the grass"  with WW
/never "binged" a show before
/kinda just want it to end now so I can stop
/my basement loves me

What did you think about Jesse killing his dog?


Shhh.  The ricin cigarette plotline has a lot of storyline to go.
 
2020-10-30 1:25:32 PM  
"Manhattan's Republican election commissioner" - I guarantee you, it was your people.
 
2020-10-30 1:26:46 PM  
I'm shocked there wasn't a line in there about the culprits escaping in an electric car with "Ocasio" and "BIDEN!" stickers all over it while shouting, "Fark Donald Trump" during their getaway.
 
2020-10-30 1:27:26 PM  
Is that really the best bullshiat they could come up with?
Pathetic, even by NYP standards.
 
2020-10-30 1:28:30 PM  
"The parish of St. Frances de Chantal was formerly headed by the late "S&M priest" Peter Miqueli, who resigned in 2015 amid allegations he embezzled $1 million to pay for sessions as a sexual "slave" to bodybuilder Keith Crist."

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.....hilarious detail, NYP - but what does it have to do with anything.

/starting to understand how they got sucked in by Rudy Colludy
 
2020-10-30 1:30:07 PM  

Cosmic Cowboy: Last paragraph of TFA:

The parish of St. Frances de Chantal was formerly headed by the late "S&M priest" Peter Miqueli, who resigned in 2015 amid allegations he embezzled $1 million to pay for sessions as a sexual "slave" to bodybuilder Keith Crist.

Well that was just a bit of a non-sequitur there, NY Post. It was just the polling location.


What?! That's my favorite part of the article.
 
2020-10-30 1:30:41 PM  

LurkerSupreme: SuburbanCowboy: I have no idea how this would even work.
In NY, you have to give them your name, and then sign next to your name and address that is already on file, and then they compare signatures.

This sounds like another bull#### NY Post story to me.

Wait, you don't have to show a driver's license or other form of ID in NY to vote? Because that was my first thought when I read this.


In PA it's only first time voters. They use your signature. So, in theory you could root through your neighbor's garbage looking for an example, learn to forge it, show up before them at the poll and hope they never show and expose the charade. Then wear a disguise and repeat. You could change the outcome of the election depending how dedicated you are. And hey, get some friends to do the same thing for a multiplier effect. This happens all the time btw.
 
2020-10-30 1:30:45 PM  
Breaking News from the NYPost: NYC is being swarmed by the ghosts of dead democrats trying to vote illegaly, the picture below was taken at a local polling station.   The FBI and Ghost Busters are investigating!

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2020-10-30 1:32:41 PM  
Can we get a moratorium on any link to the New York Post?
 
2020-10-30 1:35:30 PM  

Subtonic: LurkerSupreme: SuburbanCowboy: I have no idea how this would even work.
In NY, you have to give them your name, and then sign next to your name and address that is already on file, and then they compare signatures.

This sounds like another bull#### NY Post story to me.

Wait, you don't have to show a driver's license or other form of ID in NY to vote? Because that was my first thought when I read this.

In PA it's only first time voters. They use your signature. So, in theory you could root through your neighbor's garbage looking for an example, learn to forge it, show up before them at the poll and hope they never show and expose the charade. Then wear a disguise and repeat. You could change the outcome of the election depending how dedicated you are. And hey, get some friends to do the same thing for a multiplier effect. This happens all the time btw.


Indeed it does. And George Soros pays for it.
True story!
 
2020-10-30 1:36:15 PM  
I call bullshiat.
 
2020-10-30 1:38:21 PM  
Even if this were possible, the list he's are still several hours long, right? So either one dude pulls this off and votes twice (total time in line 7 hours). Or several million people in the same city have shaved heads on Nov. 4 and everyone on earth knows something strange is afoot.
 
2020-10-30 1:39:29 PM  

LurkerSupreme: SuburbanCowboy: I have no idea how this would even work.
In NY, you have to give them your name, and then sign next to your name and address that is already on file, and then they compare signatures.

This sounds like another bull#### NY Post story to me.

Wait, you don't have to show a driver's license or other form of ID in NY to vote? Because that was my first thought when I read this.


A current utility bill works just as well

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2020-10-30 1:43:45 PM  
I'm watching the show for the first time and I'm also in the final season.  Parts of it annoy me.

I can justify Walter White continuing after having more money than he knows what to do with.  Some people are into other standards of success than money.  (Also, plot reasons, I know.)

But him keeping all the money in the same place bothers me.  IDK if it'll be a plot point, but he's a chemist.  He has access to airtight containers.  He's been screwed before by people taking his money.  FFS, just start burying a few million here and there in and airtight container the desert as an insurance policy.
 
2020-10-30 1:43:51 PM  
Would True Farkers please start down voting NYP articles?
 
2020-10-30 1:45:10 PM  

Summoner101: Subtonic: inner ted: I'm just about through the series - Hank just found "leaves in the grass"  with WW
/never "binged" a show before
/kinda just want it to end now so I can stop
/my basement loves me

What did you think about Jesse killing his dog?

Shhh.  The ricin cigarette plotline has a lot of storyline to go.


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2020-10-30 1:45:35 PM  

phoenix352: That may be one of the dumbest headlines I've ever read.  NYPost, you're sounding more desperate than usual.


What a bunch of bozos!
 
2020-10-30 1:47:18 PM  

Cosmic Cowboy: Last paragraph of TFA:

The parish of St. Frances de Chantal was formerly headed by the late "S&M priest" Peter Miqueli, who resigned in 2015 amid allegations he embezzled $1 million to pay for sessions as a sexual "slave" to bodybuilder Keith Crist.

Well that was just a bit of a non-sequitur there, NY Post. It was just the polling location.


Crist.
 
2020-10-30 1:50:44 PM  
They ask for a lock of hair in NYC? In Kentucky we sign a voting log.
 
2020-10-30 1:51:47 PM  

To Wish Impossible Things: I'm watching the show for the first time and I'm also in the final season.  Parts of it annoy me.

I can justify Walter White continuing after having more money than he knows what to do with.  Some people are into other standards of success than money.  (Also, plot reasons, I know.)

But him keeping all the money in the same place bothers me.  IDK if it'll be a plot point, but he's a chemist.  He has access to airtight containers.  He's been screwed before by people taking his money.  FFS, just start burying a few million here and there in and airtight container the desert as an insurance policy.


Hahaha oh wow
 
2020-10-30 1:59:57 PM  
Fools! This was all just a smoke screen to distract the Post while AOC personally broke into the Fox News to steal all the proof that Hunter Biden used arranged for for the Ayatollah to buy Joe's birthday present.

I'd show you the video proof, but it's being shipped to Rudy Guliani via homing pigeon. Only way to keep it safe
 
2020-10-30 2:15:49 PM  
Somebody has watched Gangs of New York too many times.

(Probably the writers.)
 
2020-10-30 2:25:44 PM  
Let's wait and see their party affiliation first. If they are Republicans then they were just testing the system. But if they are evil, radical left socialists attempting to steal the election in one of the bluest states in the union then the death penalty may not be harsh enough.
 
2020-10-30 2:37:14 PM  
It's because he's uncertain.

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"I just have to adjust the Heisenberg compensators".
 
2020-10-30 3:48:43 PM  
Because that's how voting fraud works. All you have to do is put on some glasses and a wig and bam, the voting administrator won't recognize you and you can vote again.
 
2020-10-30 10:13:08 PM  
Csb: My brother is an extra in BCS. Hasn't done anything noticeabe, but his car has been in one scene. And he's gotten to meet Hank.
 
2020-10-31 10:52:27 PM  
First off, this never happened.

Second, the check your name on a list, it would be pretty obvious if you tried to vote twice.
 
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