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(Some Guy)   The top toy list for the 2020 holiday shopping season, so you can see what your little ones will want this year   (wmgk.com) divider line
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2020-10-30 9:53:00 AM  
Wow, I thought Toys R Us vanished. I would have guessed their list to be:

1. A pot to piss in
2. $20, so I can get to  [name of next town over]
3. A full handle of cheap vodak
4. The park is public property, man, quit hassling me
5. Sumpins wromg wit my fuggin vodak, it got a hole
6. YOU don't get no GODDAMN toys this ye...[urp]..ear!
7. Fuggun Amazon..fug Amazon...fu....[snore]
 
2020-10-30 10:19:56 AM  
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2020-10-30 12:19:21 PM  
Honest question. Do kids even play with toys anymore? Years ago you would expect to see kids in the grocery store with a toy plane or truck letting their imagination go wild. Now all I see is kids with a phone or tablet their face emotionless as they mindlessly stare at the screen. AND when they try to talk to their parents or ask questions all you hear is "shh just be quiet and play your game".

/My lawn get off of it
//When I was a kid my GI Joes did black ops in Safeway
///Threes
 
2020-10-30 2:14:38 PM  

beezeltown: Wow, I thought Toys R Us vanished. I would have guessed their list to be:

1. A pot to piss in


I already have the pot.  Now I just need a window to throw it out of.
 
2020-10-30 2:25:36 PM  
surprised the mario kart live home circuit didn't make the list
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2020-10-30 2:44:14 PM  

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Seriously, this.
 
2020-10-30 2:54:47 PM  
glad Lego and Hotwheels endure
 
2020-10-30 5:49:50 PM  

Sapper_Topo: Honest question. Do kids even play with toys anymore? Years ago you would expect to see kids in the grocery store with a toy plane or truck letting their imagination go wild. Now all I see is kids with a phone or tablet their face emotionless as they mindlessly stare at the screen. AND when they try to talk to their parents or ask questions all you hear is "shh just be quiet and play your game".

/My lawn get off of it
//When I was a kid my GI Joes did black ops in Safeway
///Threes


This. Give a child over three a "toy" that doesn't do anything and they will look at you like you have three heads.
 
2020-10-30 7:03:32 PM  

beezeltown: Wow, I thought Toys R Us vanished. I would have guessed their list to be:

1. A pot to piss in
2. $20, so I can get to  [name of next town over]
3. A full handle of cheap vodak
4. The park is public property, man, quit hassling me
5. Sumpins wromg wit my fuggin vodak, it got a hole
6. YOU don't get no GODDAMN toys this ye...[urp]..ear!
7. Fuggun Amazon..fug Amazon...fu....[snore]


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2020-10-30 10:59:34 PM  

Sapper_Topo: Honest question. Do kids even play with toys anymore? Years ago you would expect to see kids in the grocery store with a toy plane or truck letting their imagination go wild. Now all I see is kids with a phone or tablet their face emotionless as they mindlessly stare at the screen. AND when they try to talk to their parents or ask questions all you hear is "shh just be quiet and play your game".

/My lawn get off of it
//When I was a kid my GI Joes did black ops in Safeway
///Threes


My boy plays with LEGO, Hot Wheels, and various wooden train things, plus my old transformers
 
2020-10-31 4:47:50 PM  

Sapper_Topo: Honest question. Do kids even play with toys anymore? Years ago you would expect to see kids in the grocery store with a toy plane or truck letting their imagination go wild. Now all I see is kids with a phone or tablet their face emotionless as they mindlessly stare at the screen. AND when they try to talk to their parents or ask questions all you hear is "shh just be quiet and play your game".

/My lawn get off of it
//When I was a kid my GI Joes did black ops in Safeway
///Threes


Worked at a convenience store, mom came in with a couple of boys. They were running around playing, one ran up to counter and asked "where's your ammunition" I said "we're fresh out" but the other boy in one of the aisles yelled "here it is". Mom came up to the counter and was shaking her head and smiling and I was laughing and she started to leave and said "boys let's go" they came running up and as the left one of them yelled "the place is gonna blow! let's get out of here!"

Still warms my heart to this day.
 
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