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2020-10-30 9:15:45 PM  
Not even close, how the fark did this headline get a green?
 
2020-10-30 9:20:54 PM  

chitownmike: Not even close, how the fark did this headline get a green?


What is it?
 
2020-10-30 9:23:01 PM  

bfh0417: chitownmike: Not even close, how the fark did this headline get a green?

What is it?


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2020-10-30 9:35:12 PM  

bfh0417: chitownmike: Not even close, how the fark did this headline get a green?

What is it?


Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime (Official Video)
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2020-10-30 9:35:28 PM  
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It's only a little
 
2020-10-30 9:35:43 PM  

chitownmike: bfh0417: chitownmike: Not even close, how the fark did this headline get a green?

What is it?

[YouTube video: Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime (Official Video)]


Oh ffs!
 
2020-10-30 9:50:27 PM  
18k new cases in a day? I think the US does that in like 4 hours.
 
2020-10-30 9:50:38 PM  
500000 total cases in Germany in 8 months... Or in Trump's America every less-than-five-days now.

/There is no pit of hell hot enough for that monster to burn in
 
2020-10-30 10:52:55 PM  
I know it is a terrible pun, but this country is literally NAMED after a high prevalence of infectious diseases!

///Germany = Germ-Many!

///Checkmate, libulardos!

///slashies
 
2020-10-30 11:07:07 PM  

chitownmike: bfh0417: chitownmike: Not even close, how the fark did this headline get a green?

What is it?

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That farker was gakked out of his farking MIND.
 
2020-10-31 12:54:46 AM  

bfh0417: chitownmike: Not even close, how the fark did this headline get a green?

What is it?


It's a sentence or two vaguely describing the article linked.

...but that's not important right now.
 
2020-10-31 1:56:06 AM  
Once again America has got Germany beat. Let's do it! Go! Go! Go! Go!
 
2020-10-31 4:38:36 AM  

deadsanta: 18k new cases in a day? I think the US does that in like 4 hours.


Well, multiply that by four to account for population and they're approaching US levels now with a steeper upward curve.
 
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