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(BBC-US)   An illustrious ancestor of Technician Second Class Arnold J. Rimmer reported his department successfully cleared a 10 ton fatburg from a London sewer. With Not Safe For Lunch pics of the mass   (bbc.com) divider line
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2020-10-30 10:17:37 AM  
10 votes:
"Successfully removing a fatburg" can also be used to describe my first divorce.
 
2020-10-30 9:46:26 AM  
8 votes:
at least he didn't have to utilize his BSc and SSc
 
2020-10-30 8:51:34 AM  
6 votes:
Yeah, sorry about that, it was 10 cent wing night yesterday.
 
2020-10-30 10:19:16 AM  
5 votes:
Just use the litter box
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2020-10-30 10:12:47 AM  
5 votes:
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2020-10-30 2:05:16 PM  
4 votes:

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Ahhh, so you're a greaseplug man!
 
2020-10-30 1:36:34 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-10-30 11:34:26 AM  
3 votes:
Does it look even remotely like a 14B?... THIS is a 14B Lister. This is a 14F! Are you blind?
 
2020-10-30 10:18:52 AM  
3 votes:

chewd: Bondith: "Arnold J. Rimmer" and "success" don't belong in the same sentence.

Depends what universe youre from...

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This is what happens when you have a smoked kipper for breakfast everyday.
 
2020-10-30 10:13:59 AM  
3 votes:
did he get any of that smeg....on his head?
 
2020-10-30 11:33:12 AM  
2 votes:
Now why would this happen in the UK?  Is it because of the...

Bangers and mash
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Fish-n-chips
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Scotch eggs
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Shepherd's pie
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Toad in the hole
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Yorkshire pudding
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Deep fried Mars bars (invented in the UK, not America)
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Trust me they're all delicious and now I've made myself hungry.
 
2020-10-30 10:31:14 AM  
2 votes:
"Son, you're British, scale it down a bit."
"I want to work in a sewer, discover sewage that no one has discovered before."

"What the fark have you been smoking?"

- Eddie Izzard, Dressed to Kill
 
2020-10-30 10:19:46 AM  
2 votes:
Do they deliver it directly from there back to the kitchens of "authentic British cuisine pubs", or do they bag it up first?
 
2020-10-30 10:19:36 AM  
2 votes:
"Huzzah!!" [Londoner flushes a wet wipe to celebrate]
 
2020-10-30 10:19:04 AM  
2 votes:
Whatever happened to patient/doctor privilege and why is my colonoscopy image on here?
 
2020-10-30 10:17:38 AM  
2 votes:

chewd: Bondith: "Arnold J. Rimmer" and "success" don't belong in the same sentence.

Depends what universe youre from...

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ACE RIMMER!  What a guy!

/Fun Fact:  In 'Thunderbirds', the voice for Scott Tracy, the pilot of Thunderbird 1, was supplied by Shane Rimmer.
 
2020-10-30 10:15:27 AM  
2 votes:
Smegging hell
 
2020-10-30 10:11:26 AM  
2 votes:

Bondith: "Arnold J. Rimmer" and "success" don't belong in the same sentence.


Depends what universe youre from...

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2020-10-30 10:10:26 AM  
2 votes:
"Arnold J. Rimmer" and "success" don't belong in the same sentence.
 
2020-10-30 12:13:34 PM  
1 vote:

weapon13: Does it look even remotely like a 14B?... THIS is a 14B Lister. This is a 14F! Are you blind?


Best part of that scene is that he goes in with the 14f.
 
2020-10-30 11:29:08 AM  
1 vote:
Guess it was Gazpacho Soup night..
 
2020-10-30 11:07:40 AM  
1 vote:

Bondith: "Arnold J. Rimmer" and "success" don't belong in the same sentence.


My favorite Arnold J Rimmer moment:

The Trial - Red Dwarf - BBC
Youtube W8otwr7ArmA
 
2020-10-30 10:50:14 AM  
1 vote:
Something about the combination of "fatberg" with "Rimmer" just made me queasy even reading the headline.
 
2020-10-30 10:20:29 AM  
1 vote:
The best fatberg content:

MonsterFatberg MocktheWeek
Youtube -cueyVzWstM
 
2020-10-30 10:20:23 AM  
1 vote:
Hope he remembered to grab a piece of corn for Ratty.

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2020-10-30 10:13:11 AM  
1 vote:
Mr Creosote nods appreciatively.
 
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