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2791 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Oct 2020 at 12:56 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-30 1:18:24 PM  
11 votes:
 Can't blame the guy...
I went to an adult toy store the other day and was shocked at how much my wife's vibrators cost.
She's sitting on a small fortune.
 
2020-10-30 1:05:01 PM  
10 votes:
Wow, talk about sticky fingers.
 
2020-10-30 1:00:22 PM  
10 votes:
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2020-10-30 3:00:08 PM  
6 votes:
How on earth was he able to smuggle so much merchandise?  Oh...  It was a sex shop, right?  Nevermind.
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2020-10-30 1:58:54 PM  
5 votes:

WTP 2: not a good investment...no resale value, i hope.


Actually a recent survey showed 67% of woman have used vibrators.
The other 33% have new ones.
 
2020-10-30 1:58:41 PM  
3 votes:

Dork Gently: $600 at retail prices, perhaps $45 from the manufacturer?


It's a shake-down, as it were.
 
2020-10-30 1:04:17 PM  
3 votes:
Is that a dildo in your pocket, or are you just stealing a dildo

/dildo
 
2020-10-30 3:00:30 PM  
2 votes:
Also...
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2020-10-30 1:54:01 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-10-30 1:07:11 PM  
2 votes:
He's a dumbass, but I'm reserving judgment on just how much of a dumbass until I know exactly what he stole.

/always buy quality
/and if you gotta steal, steal quality
 
2020-10-30 11:02:03 AM  
2 votes:
Please pay for merchandise at register.
 
2020-10-30 2:54:04 PM  
1 vote:

Dr Jack Badofsky: Why did the guy stop leaving the place?


Hard to walk with that big a dildo jammed up ya, cut him some slack
 
2020-10-30 1:58:59 PM  
1 vote:
And they all moved away from him on the Group W bench.
 
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