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2791 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Oct 2020 at 12:56 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-10-30 1:00:22 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-10-30 1:08:39 PM  
4 votes:
$600, huh?  So one item?
2020-10-30 3:00:08 PM  
2 votes:
How on earth was he able to smuggle so much merchandise?  Oh...  It was a sex shop, right?  Nevermind.
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2020-10-30 1:58:54 PM  
2 votes:

WTP 2: not a good resale value, i hope.

Actually a recent survey showed 67% of woman have used vibrators.
The other 33% have new ones.
2020-10-30 1:19:34 PM  
2 votes:
He doesn't sound very Keene to me.
2020-10-30 1:18:24 PM  
2 votes:
 Can't blame the guy...
I went to an adult toy store the other day and was shocked at how much my wife's vibrators cost.
She's sitting on a small fortune.
2020-10-30 1:10:22 PM  
2 votes:
And here I was expecting a story about some locality banning sex toys.

But no place could possibly be that dumb.  Right, Alabama?  Right Texas?
2020-10-30 1:07:11 PM  
2 votes:
He's a dumbass, but I'm reserving judgment on just how much of a dumbass until I know exactly what he stole.

/always buy quality
/and if you gotta steal, steal quality
2020-10-30 3:00:30 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-10-30 1:58:41 PM  
1 vote:

Dork Gently: $600 at retail prices, perhaps $45 from the manufacturer?

It's a shake-down, as it were.
2020-10-30 1:29:36 PM  
1 vote:
$600 at retail prices, perhaps $45 from the manufacturer?
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