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2020-10-30 11:02:03 AM  
Please pay for merchandise at register.
 
2020-10-30 1:00:22 PM  
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2020-10-30 1:04:17 PM  
Is that a dildo in your pocket, or are you just stealing a dildo

/dildo
 
2020-10-30 1:04:47 PM  
Why did the guy stop leaving the place?
 
2020-10-30 1:05:01 PM  
Wow, talk about sticky fingers.
 
2020-10-30 1:07:11 PM  
He's a dumbass, but I'm reserving judgment on just how much of a dumbass until I know exactly what he stole.

/always buy quality
/and if you gotta steal, steal quality
 
2020-10-30 1:08:39 PM  
$600, huh?  So one item?
 
2020-10-30 1:10:22 PM  
And here I was expecting a story about some locality banning sex toys.

But no place could possibly be that dumb.  Right, Alabama?  Right Texas?
 
2020-10-30 1:13:49 PM  
He had an itch that had to be scratched.
 
2020-10-30 1:18:24 PM  
 Can't blame the guy...
I went to an adult toy store the other day and was shocked at how much my wife's vibrators cost.
She's sitting on a small fortune.
 
2020-10-30 1:19:34 PM  
He doesn't sound very Keene to me.
 
2020-10-30 1:29:36 PM  
$600 at retail prices, perhaps $45 from the manufacturer?
 
2020-10-30 1:45:54 PM  
not a good investment...no resale value, i hope.
 
2020-10-30 1:54:01 PM  
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2020-10-30 1:58:41 PM  

Dork Gently: $600 at retail prices, perhaps $45 from the manufacturer?


It's a shake-down, as it were.
 
2020-10-30 1:58:54 PM  

WTP 2: not a good investment...no resale value, i hope.


Actually a recent survey showed 67% of woman have used vibrators.
The other 33% have new ones.
 
2020-10-30 1:58:59 PM  
And they all moved away from him on the Group W bench.
 
2020-10-30 2:54:04 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Why did the guy stop leaving the place?


Hard to walk with that big a dildo jammed up ya, cut him some slack
 
2020-10-30 2:54:43 PM  
Alot of men are intimidated by the thought of their significant other using sex toys.

So they just have a bunch of BBCs come ang gang bang her instead.
 
2020-10-30 3:00:08 PM  
How on earth was he able to smuggle so much merchandise?  Oh...  It was a sex shop, right?  Nevermind.
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2020-10-30 3:00:30 PM  
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2020-10-30 6:04:36 PM  

WTP 2: not a good investment...no resale value, i hope.


Back before cellphones and even small digital cameras, I used to pass by a place in south LA: "New and Used Lingerie." I thought that was hilarious.

Of course, now you can buy used lingerie online, so probably nobody will laugh.
 
2020-10-30 9:27:40 PM  
I admire his optimism.
 
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