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(CBS Sports)   Trevor Lawrence trying literally everything to avoid playing for the Jets   (cbssports.com) divider line
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2020-10-30 2:43:18 AM  
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2020-10-30 4:02:30 AM  
What is this football you speak of?  Oh, now I remember.  It was back in the days before the pandemic when we had this thing called sports...
 
2020-10-30 9:31:40 AM  
How's his fastball?   The Phillies are looking for bullpen help.
 
2020-10-30 9:57:26 AM  
He'll be fine.  It's no more dangerous than the flu.

/that's sarcasm, BTW
//I don't want to see it happen, but if he died, I wonder if a high-profile death would drive home how dangerous it is to play football during a pandemic
///probably not, appeasing the football god is more important
 
2020-10-30 10:18:29 AM  

Wave Of Anal Fury: He'll be fine.  It's no more dangerous than the flu.

/that's sarcasm, BTW
//I don't want to see it happen, but if he died, I wonder if a high-profile death would drive home how dangerous it is to play football during a pandemic
///probably not, appeasing the football god is more important


Really the only sport that got through this largely unscathed without using a bubble is motorsport.
 
2020-10-30 11:16:17 AM  

bluorangefyre: Wave Of Anal Fury: He'll be fine.  It's no more dangerous than the flu.

/that's sarcasm, BTW
//I don't want to see it happen, but if he died, I wonder if a high-profile death would drive home how dangerous it is to play football during a pandemic
///probably not, appeasing the football god is more important

Really the only sport that got through this largely unscathed without using a bubble is motorsport.


Define unscathed. The NHL and NBA finished their seasons and held the championships. Did miss mass deaths, prolonged hospitalizations and life altering scarring. Don't think so...
 
2020-10-30 12:06:28 PM  

bluorangefyre: Wave Of Anal Fury: He'll be fine.  It's no more dangerous than the flu.

/that's sarcasm, BTW
//I don't want to see it happen, but if he died, I wonder if a high-profile death would drive home how dangerous it is to play football during a pandemic
///probably not, appeasing the football god is more important

Really the only sport that got through this largely unscathed without using a bubblewithout being scolded relentlessly is motorsport because nobody in America gives a shiat about it.


FTFY
 
2020-10-30 12:38:21 PM  
Woohoo!

First submission, first green. I'll be honest with you, it feels pretty good up here.

/subby
 
2020-10-30 2:27:13 PM  

bfh0417: bluorangefyre: Wave Of Anal Fury: He'll be fine.  It's no more dangerous than the flu.

/that's sarcasm, BTW
//I don't want to see it happen, but if he died, I wonder if a high-profile death would drive home how dangerous it is to play football during a pandemic
///probably not, appeasing the football god is more important

Really the only sport that got through this largely unscathed without using a bubble is motorsport.

Define unscathed. The NHL and NBA finished their seasons and held the championships. Did miss mass deaths, prolonged hospitalizations and life altering scarring. Don't think so...


Unscathed isn't the word you need defined. Without is the word you need defined.

As in, without using a bubble.
 
2020-10-30 5:54:34 PM  

Get Rich or Try Dyin': bfh0417: bluorangefyre: Wave Of Anal Fury: He'll be fine.  It's no more dangerous than the flu.

/that's sarcasm, BTW
//I don't want to see it happen, but if he died, I wonder if a high-profile death would drive home how dangerous it is to play football during a pandemic
///probably not, appeasing the football god is more important

Really the only sport that got through this largely unscathed without using a bubble is motorsport.

Define unscathed. The NHL and NBA finished their seasons and held the championships. Did miss mass deaths, prolonged hospitalizations and life altering scarring. Don't think so...

Unscathed isn't the word you need defined. Without is the word you need defined.

As in, without using a bubble.


Exactly.  And even then, initially NASCAR stayed within a few hours of Charlotte, since they wanted to make up a farkton of races.
 
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