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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   Police investigate unknown creature reported to be 8 feet tall with 5 legs (with bodycam video)   (dfw.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2020-10-30 1:29:41 AM  
16 votes:
'I didnt mean to cause an issue'

...which is why I put on my literal nightmare costume and wandered around by the highway in the dark. Yup. Just being normal.
 
2020-10-30 4:40:20 AM  
14 votes:

Murflette: 'I didnt mean to cause an issue'

...which is why I put on my literal nightmare costume and wandered around by the highway in the dark. Yup. Just being normal.


I feel like 50 weeks of the year you'd have a good point, but we're in that two week window where this is acceptable behavior.
 
2020-10-30 5:43:23 AM  
5 votes:

Krieghund: Murflette: 'I didnt mean to cause an issue'

...which is why I put on my literal nightmare costume and wandered around by the highway in the dark. Yup. Just being normal.

I feel like 50 weeks of the year you'd have a good point, but we're in that two week window where this is acceptable behavior.


It's a cool costume, it's Halloween, go freak people out, especially while maintaining social distance.
 
2020-10-30 7:49:42 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-10-30 6:40:14 AM  
3 votes:
That's a pretty wild costume. I'd probably dodge to the other side of the street. The rags are a great touch, I bet the motion it all simulates when the guy walks around is a bit mindblowing to watch.
 
2020-10-30 7:41:17 AM  
2 votes:
He described his costume as "the psychological image of fear."

It worked!

/Cool costume
//People are dumb
///Third slashie is dressed as sexy coronavirus
 
2020-10-30 10:18:15 AM  
1 vote:
Thank god the citizens were kept safe from their neighbor in a Halloween costume.

The only people I see doing anything wrong here are the cops not wearing masks in defiance of Abbot's executive order. You're seriously going to break social distance for a maskless selfie with the citizen who has no choice but to be endangered by your reckless attention whoring?
 
2020-10-30 8:18:17 AM  
1 vote:
With a fark headline mentioning five legs, I expected the guy to be naked and well-endowed.
 
2020-10-30 5:50:41 AM  
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2020-10-30 5:43:11 AM  
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2020-10-30 4:58:35 AM  
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