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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   Police investigate unknown creature reported to be 8 feet tall with 5 legs (with bodycam video)   (dfw.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2020-10-30 1:29:41 AM  
'I didnt mean to cause an issue'

...which is why I put on my literal nightmare costume and wandered around by the highway in the dark. Yup. Just being normal.
 
2020-10-30 1:44:33 AM  
I hope the cop that filmed that isn't too disappointed when his asperations of becoming a fulltime videographer don't pan out.
 
2020-10-30 1:56:58 AM  
I kinda want a follow up of that robo-dog that was "patrolling" a street in England. Running around by itself. Those things are expensive, I thought.
 
2020-10-30 2:19:05 AM  
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What? It's just a goof.
 
2020-10-30 4:00:40 AM  
Boggy?
 
2020-10-30 4:37:39 AM  

Murflette: 'I didnt mean to cause an issue'

...which is why I put on my literal nightmare costume and wandered around by the highway in the dark. Yup. Just being normal.


Perfectly normal for attention whores, certainly.  Fair enough
 
2020-10-30 4:38:54 AM  
Dad?
 
2020-10-30 4:40:20 AM  

Murflette: 'I didnt mean to cause an issue'

...which is why I put on my literal nightmare costume and wandered around by the highway in the dark. Yup. Just being normal.


I feel like 50 weeks of the year you'd have a good point, but we're in that two week window where this is acceptable behavior.
 
2020-10-30 4:58:35 AM  
 
2020-10-30 5:02:30 AM  
Well, there is a monster. Now here's BDH.

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2020-10-30 5:42:32 AM  
"So where were you going to go?"
"So what's the costume intentionally [sic] for?"

What do you think? Breaking and entering?!!
 
2020-10-30 5:43:11 AM  
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2020-10-30 5:43:23 AM  

Krieghund: Murflette: 'I didnt mean to cause an issue'

...which is why I put on my literal nightmare costume and wandered around by the highway in the dark. Yup. Just being normal.

I feel like 50 weeks of the year you'd have a good point, but we're in that two week window where this is acceptable behavior.


It's a cool costume, it's Halloween, go freak people out, especially while maintaining social distance.
 
2020-10-30 5:50:41 AM  
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2020-10-30 6:40:14 AM  
That's a pretty wild costume. I'd probably dodge to the other side of the street. The rags are a great touch, I bet the motion it all simulates when the guy walks around is a bit mindblowing to watch.
 
2020-10-30 7:41:17 AM  
He described his costume as "the psychological image of fear."

It worked!

/Cool costume
//People are dumb
///Third slashie is dressed as sexy coronavirus
 
2020-10-30 7:49:42 AM  
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2020-10-30 8:01:32 AM  
It has a "training video" vibe to it.

I say, let's not discuss it.
 
2020-10-30 8:10:05 AM  
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2020-10-30 8:16:20 AM  
A horny Clydesdale?
 
2020-10-30 8:18:17 AM  
With a fark headline mentioning five legs, I expected the guy to be naked and well-endowed.
 
2020-10-30 9:16:14 AM  
The ladies say I have 3 legs
 
2020-10-30 10:18:15 AM  
Thank god the citizens were kept safe from their neighbor in a Halloween costume.

The only people I see doing anything wrong here are the cops not wearing masks in defiance of Abbot's executive order. You're seriously going to break social distance for a maskless selfie with the citizen who has no choice but to be endangered by your reckless attention whoring?
 
2020-10-30 12:30:21 PM  
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He was looking for his spiderdog.
 
2020-10-30 3:05:44 PM  
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2020-10-30 3:54:14 PM  
Too dark to say for sure. Could be a Vaggie from 'The Forest', with rags added to make it somewhat acceptable in public.

A Vaggie is a cluster of legs with a vag in each crotch. Kill at range with arrows. Twisted minds made that game.
 
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