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2020-10-29 10:22:07 PM  
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2020-10-29 10:46:27 PM  
I could argue for 3rd degree manslaughter charges.
 
2020-10-29 11:10:38 PM  
They know it violates the order.

They're doing it until they get smacked with a TRO.

But they hope to save a few lives and make Paxton and Abbott look bad as a bonus.
 
2020-10-30 12:01:18 AM  
El Paso is full of Democrats. I'm sure Paxton  and Abbott are hoping that everyone there dies.
 
2020-10-30 12:40:42 AM  
He won't stand for bologna you know...

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/Hope he ends up catatonic in a closet...
 
2020-10-30 2:14:14 AM  
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2020-10-30 3:22:01 AM  
I think this is part of a deliberate pattern of letting it get much worse so that when Biden takes office he inherits so bad a problem it will cripple his administration.
 
2020-10-30 3:26:24 AM  
Some point, one of the municipalities should just ignore the orders. It's straight up Republican, but dare them to send in the national guard to enforce it.
 
2020-10-30 3:30:32 AM  
Death

Cult.
 
2020-10-30 7:05:52 AM  
Subby, Gov Abbot is the one in the wheelchair

However, I doubt he's standing for it either
 
2020-10-30 7:07:11 AM  

baka-san: Subby, Gov Abbot is the one in the wheelchair

However, I doubt he's standing for it either


You know, it's ok to punch people in wheelchairs.
 
2020-10-30 7:15:10 AM  

bthom37: baka-san: Subby, Gov Abbot is the one in the wheelchair

However, I doubt he's standing for it either

You know, it's ok to punch people in wheelchairs.


Flip him out of the wheelchair and walk away.

Whats he going to do, run after you?
 
2020-10-30 7:15:24 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Some point, one of the municipalities should just ignore the orders. It's straight up Republican, but dare them to send in the national guard to enforce it.


I think we could make 2022 and 2024 political ads if Republicans were forced to challenge cities in the courts and on the streets.
 
2020-10-30 7:18:38 AM  
Why is paxton not in jail yet?
 
2020-10-30 7:18:51 AM  
Isn't Kamala Harris supposed to be in El Paso today or tomorrow?  You'd think that Paxton would want to shut. it. all. down.
 
2020-10-30 7:20:07 AM  
I learned today that El Paso was constructed exclusively of tiny bricks of cheese.

We live in a magical world.
 
2020-10-30 7:23:31 AM  
So now communities can't take measures necessary to protect themselves. That is the most GOP thing ever - almost.
 
2020-10-30 7:26:35 AM  

lilplatinum: Why is paxton not in jail yet?


You're asking why the AG of the state hasn't had himself arrested, yet? Or why Trump's AG, Barr, hasn't swept in like Batman to rid the state of this lawless menace? Just before they might need him if Texas is tight on Election Day or thereafter?

Just clarifying.
 
2020-10-30 7:27:07 AM  
"quickly exploring all legal actions"

LOL america doesnt have laws... senate out front shoulda told you.
 
2020-10-30 7:28:36 AM  

RasIanI: lilplatinum: Why is paxton not in jail yet?

You're asking why the AG of the state hasn't had himself arrested, yet? Or why Trump's AG, Barr, hasn't swept in like Batman to rid the state of this lawless menace? Just before they might need him if Texas is tight on Election Day or thereafter?

Just clarifying.


shiat he's been under indictment since he took office
 
2020-10-30 7:38:11 AM  
The farking hospitals are at full capacity. Either provide alternate solutions to this, or shut the fark up. Christ.

/Refrigeration trucks to stack the bodies is not "a solution".
 
2020-10-30 7:39:01 AM  

bthom37: baka-san: Subby, Gov Abbot is the one in the wheelchair

However, I doubt he's standing for it either

You know, it's ok to punch people in wheelchairs.


God sent him a message to stop being an asshole.  Abbot ignored the message and doubled down.
 
2020-10-30 7:45:50 AM  
Well, guess that means we can expect to see more patients coming from El Paso. Thanks for the job security, I guess?
 
2020-10-30 7:54:11 AM  

chewd: "quickly exploring all legal actions"

LOL america doesnt have laws... senate out front shoulda told you.


This is both kinda funny, and really sad...

Not saying you are wrong though.
 
2020-10-30 7:56:30 AM  

Slaxl: I think this is part of a deliberate pattern of letting it get much worse so that when Biden takes office he inherits so bad a problem it will cripple his administration.


This is exactly why Mitch is refusing to pass any kind of stimulus that helps people. He's hoping they keep the Senate and he will be able to shut down anything the Dems try to pass. That way they can make things get even worse and then blame the Dems. Trying to run everything into the ground as hard as they can.
 
2020-10-30 8:03:28 AM  

ModernLuddite: The farking hospitals are at full capacity. Either provide alternate solutions to this, or shut the fark up. Christ.

/Refrigeration trucks to stack the bodies is not "a solution".


Rich people will be OK, they can chopper into another hospital for 50K.
 
2020-10-30 8:05:26 AM  
El Paso is blue, they want them dying so they don't vote.
 
2020-10-30 8:05:45 AM  

KarmicDisaster: ModernLuddite: The farking hospitals are at full capacity. Either provide alternate solutions to this, or shut the fark up. Christ.

/Refrigeration trucks to stack the bodies is not "a solution".

Rich people will be OK, they can chopper into another hospital for 50K.


50k will get you a one block ride in a flying bus
 
2020-10-30 8:06:54 AM  

bthom37: baka-san: Subby, Gov Abbot is the one in the wheelchair

However, I doubt he's standing for it either

You know, it's ok to punch people in wheelchairs.


I'm 6,4", too far down
I'd use a 2X4
 
2020-10-30 8:07:38 AM  
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2020-10-30 8:12:20 AM  

lilplatinum: Why is paxton not in jail yet?


Because he's the Attorney General.

Who's gonna arrest him?
 
2020-10-30 8:13:19 AM  

scanman61: lilplatinum: Why is paxton not in jail yet?

Because he's the Attorney General.

Who's gonna arrest him?


Hes already been arrested a few years ago. See above photo.
 
2020-10-30 8:16:32 AM  
I'd like to thank Texas politicians for making our Oklahoma politicians seem slightly less insane, if only just so.
 
2020-10-30 8:17:41 AM  

Mr. Tweedy: I'd like to thank Texas politicians for making our Oklahoma politicians seem slightly less insane, if only just so.


Dude your last governors daughter lives in a trailer on the governors mansions lawn
 
2020-10-30 8:18:11 AM  

lilplatinum: RasIanI: lilplatinum: Why is paxton not in jail yet?

You're asking why the AG of the state hasn't had himself arrested, yet? Or why Trump's AG, Barr, hasn't swept in like Batman to rid the state of this lawless menace? Just before they might need him if Texas is tight on Election Day or thereafter?

Just clarifying.

shiat he's been under indictment since he took office


On top of which he was convicted BEFORE taking office.
 
2020-10-30 8:19:33 AM  

Mr. Tweedy: I'd like to thank Texas politicians for making our Oklahoma politicians seem slightly less insane, if only just so.


That has been their job since day 1
 
2020-10-30 8:19:45 AM  

wademh: I could argue for 3rd degree manslaughter charges.


this is intentional, and premeditated.
 
2020-10-30 8:21:21 AM  

lilplatinum: Mr. Tweedy: I'd like to thank Texas politicians for making our Oklahoma politicians seem slightly less insane, if only just so.

Dude your last governors daughter lives in a trailer on the governors mansions lawn


Dude - two words - Louie Gohmert.
 
2020-10-30 8:24:21 AM  

veale728: bthom37: baka-san: Subby, Gov Abbot is the one in the wheelchair

However, I doubt he's standing for it either

You know, it's ok to punch people in wheelchairs.

Flip him out of the wheelchair and walk away.

Whats he going to do, run after you?


He's probably got attendants. Make sure they're distracted with lunch or somebody's shiny new cock extension, first.
 
2020-10-30 8:24:44 AM  

lilplatinum: Mr. Tweedy: I'd like to thank Texas politicians for making our Oklahoma politicians seem slightly less insane, if only just so.

Dude your last governors daughter lives in a trailer on the governors mansions lawn


His point still stands
 
2020-10-30 8:26:20 AM  

Mr. Tweedy: lilplatinum: Mr. Tweedy: I'd like to thank Texas politicians for making our Oklahoma politicians seem slightly less insane, if only just so.

Dude your last governors daughter lives in a trailer on the governors mansions lawn

Dude - two words - Louie Gohmert.


Eh he's near dallas, dallas is just south Oklahoma.  Half the city is sooner garbage.
 
2020-10-30 8:34:03 AM  

Mr. Tweedy: I'd like to thank Texas politicians for making our Oklahoma politicians seem slightly less insane, if only just so.


Only because Texas matters nationally and Oklahoma doesn't.

/but it is still one of the saddest days of my life, having my daughter come home having learned that her representatives are Abbott, Cornyn, Cruz, and Trump
//The kids don't deserve this sh*t
 
2020-10-30 8:36:26 AM  

Slaxl: I think this is part of a deliberate pattern of letting it get much worse so that when Biden takes office he inherits so bad a problem it will cripple his administration.


This mentality was perfectly illustrated by Jared Kushner in his recently-revealed comments to Bob Woodward, where he framed the entire pandemic in terms of assigning blame.  The Trump administration's campaign was to place the blame for shutdowns and numbers on the Governors, and then give the credit to Trump for opening up.
 
2020-10-30 8:39:46 AM  

lilplatinum: Mr. Tweedy: lilplatinum: Mr. Tweedy: I'd like to thank Texas politicians for making our Oklahoma politicians seem slightly less insane, if only just so.

Dude your last governors daughter lives in a trailer on the governors mansions lawn

Dude - two words - Louie Gohmert.

Eh he's near dallas, dallas is just south Oklahoma.  Half the city is sooner garbage.


Tyler
Yep, the dick is my rep

I take that back, my dick is smarter, even back in my teens
 
2020-10-30 8:45:00 AM  

baka-san: lilplatinum: Mr. Tweedy: lilplatinum: Mr. Tweedy: I'd like to thank Texas politicians for making our Oklahoma politicians seem slightly less insane, if only just so.

Dude your last governors daughter lives in a trailer on the governors mansions lawn

Dude - two words - Louie Gohmert.

Eh he's near dallas, dallas is just south Oklahoma.  Half the city is sooner garbage.

Tyler
Yep, the dick is my rep

I take that back, my dick is smarter, even back in my teens


Isn't tyler near dallas?   I dunno, I don't fark with anything east of houston, west of San Antonio, or north of austin.
 
2020-10-30 8:47:40 AM  
Party of small government, LOL.
 
2020-10-30 8:49:08 AM  

lilplatinum: Mr. Tweedy: lilplatinum: Mr. Tweedy: I'd like to thank Texas politicians for making our Oklahoma politicians seem slightly less insane, if only just so.

Dude your last governors daughter lives in a trailer on the governors mansions lawn

Dude - two words - Louie Gohmert.

Eh he's near dallas, dallas is just south Oklahoma.  Half the city is sooner garbage.


Gohmert is district 1 which borders Louisiana - he's closer to Shreveport than Dallas. Dallas is district 30 which has a Democrat rep (Eddie Johnson). The second part of your post I can't argue with however they're probably all there as they got lost in the highway construction and have been driving in circles for the past decade.
 
2020-10-30 9:47:59 AM  

lilplatinum: I dunno, I don't fark with anything east of houston, west of San Antonio, or north of austin.


This guy... this guy gets it
 
2020-10-30 9:47:59 AM  

veale728: bthom37: baka-san: Subby, Gov Abbot is the one in the wheelchair

However, I doubt he's standing for it either

You know, it's ok to punch people in wheelchairs.

Flip him out of the wheelchair and walk away.

Whats he going to do, run after you?


I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy's a fake. Farking goldbricker.
 
2020-10-30 10:23:52 AM  
How is this asshole not in jail, yet.
 
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