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(Global News (Canada))   Woman hides in ceiling to avoid paying restaurant bill, but...'You win again, Gravity.'   (globalnews.ca) divider line
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2020-10-30 5:08:47 AM  
Clearly she was just attempting to abide by social distancing guidelines.
 
2020-10-30 5:09:18 AM  
Was she carrying a poodle under one arm and a 6 foot salami under the other?
 
2020-10-30 5:15:46 AM  
She obviously didn't account for the extra weight.
 
2020-10-30 5:36:39 AM  
Were there others that ran away first and left her? She might be the fall guy.
 
2020-10-30 5:53:56 AM  

sleep lack: Was she carrying a poodle under one arm and a 6 foot salami under the other?

Resident Muslim: Were there others that ran away first and left her? She might be the fall guy.



I think she may have a cat.
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2020-10-30 6:47:56 AM  
CSB: as a contractor I have a long standing bet with a coworker from like 8 years ago. Everyonce in a while ill get a message or phone call "almost went through the ceiling" still waiting to see which of us finally comes crashing down.
 
2020-10-30 6:58:02 AM  
Looks like she forgot the dash part there.
 
2020-10-30 6:58:03 AM  
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2020-10-30 6:58:13 AM  
SO that;s where my mother went after dinner.
 
2020-10-30 7:21:39 AM  
Police said the woman did not require further medical attention and the restaurant did not press criminal charges after taking in her "life circumstances and struggles."

There's the 'society has failed' portion of the story.
 
2020-10-30 7:27:33 AM  
She learned an important lesson... Gravity sucks.
 
2020-10-30 8:14:47 AM  
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2020-10-30 8:31:19 AM  

PyroStock: sleep lack: Was she carrying a poodle under one arm and a 6 foot salami under the other?
Resident Muslim: Were there others that ran away first and left her? She might be the fall guy.

I think she may have a cat.
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Bender approves.
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2020-10-30 8:57:13 AM  
"Oh Gravity, Thou Art a Heartless Bitch" - Sheldon Cooper - The Big Bang Theory
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2020-10-30 9:13:58 AM  
I dined and dashed once.. We were at a Dennys. For some reason the person running the cash register was not manning the post. The checkout line to pay for our food extended out the front door into the parking lot. I actually got in line to pay and realized i was outside. We left.
 
2020-10-30 6:58:25 PM  
I laughed OL, Subby!

Well done!
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2020-10-31 12:25:06 AM  
She should have had a light meal.
 
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