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(WSBTV)   Old and busted: dead hookers in the trunk. New dumbassedness: dead best friends in the trunk   (wsbtv.com) divider line
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2020-10-29 9:43:46 PM  
Really sad.
 
2020-10-30 2:24:01 AM  
Bodyparts 2
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NSFW.

Dumped all his body parts into my trunk.
 
2020-10-30 3:57:06 AM  
Lord knows I have.
 
2020-10-30 4:35:30 AM  
Aspiring rapper went under the name "Kent Won't Stop".   So many jokes...
 
2020-10-30 5:47:04 AM  
Dead hookers in the trunk? No! Call girls! They were call girls!
 
2020-10-30 5:57:48 AM  
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2020-10-30 6:02:49 AM  

eKonk: Dead hookers in the trunk? No! Call girls! They were call girls!


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2020-10-30 6:06:59 AM  
What kind of idiot kills a guy, crashes the car with the dead body, and goes BACK to get a Gucci gun case which is right next to the dead body?

Who gets a Gucci gun case? That is a waste of money. "I'm going to kill you, but before I do I want to ask you one question.... do you like my cute little gun purse?"
 
2020-10-30 6:22:14 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: What kind of idiot kills a guy, crashes the car with the dead body, and goes BACK to get a Gucci gun case which is right next to the dead body?

Who gets a Gucci gun case? That is a waste of money. "I'm going to kill you, but before I do I want to ask you one question.... do you like my cute little gun purse?"


It's not a gun purse.  It's a Carryall... for guns.  It's European.  European Carryall... for guns.
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2020-10-30 6:25:16 AM  
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2020-10-30 6:25:45 AM  
Aspiring rapper found dead in trunk of longtime friend

What is the least significant or important piece of information about this story?  Start your headline with THAT!  It's just Journalism 101.
 
2020-10-30 6:37:57 AM  
Who isn't an aspiring rapper?
 
2020-10-30 6:39:48 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: What kind of idiot kills a guy, crashes the car with the dead body, and goes BACK to get a Gucci gun case which is right next to the dead body?

Who gets a Gucci gun case? That is a waste of money. "I'm going to kill you, but before I do I want to ask you one question.... do you like my cute little gun purse?"


Who gets a Gucci gun case?  Good question. Hmmmm.... I'll guess that it's... Attractive and Successful people.
 
2020-10-30 6:45:12 AM  
Dead Hooker in the Trunk
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2020-10-30 6:46:34 AM  
Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: What is the least significant or important piece of information about this story?  Start your headline with THAT!  It's just Journalism 101.


For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
 
2020-10-30 6:54:18 AM  
Aspiring rapper wanted to be famous like Tupac.
Has friend kill him.
He had a cunning plan.
 
2020-10-30 7:04:43 AM  
Ending up in your friends trunk seems to be a common hazard for rappers lately .
 
2020-10-30 7:18:18 AM  
Not a how-to guide.

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2020-10-30 7:36:38 AM  
OK, so, being dead is probably a bit of a drag; but think of what this'll do for his street cred!
 
2020-10-30 7:55:35 AM  
Don't push me, 'cause I'm close to the edge,
I'm trying not to lose my head, huh huh huh huh!
It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under!
 
2020-10-30 8:03:13 AM  
With friends like that, who needs enemies?
 
2020-10-30 8:12:35 AM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Aspiring rapper wanted to be famous like Tupac.
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It worked for Biggie
 
2020-10-30 8:14:55 AM  
That article is aiming for a Barry Jenkins/Lee Daniels treatment. You'd only carry a body around til it's drawing flies if you really loved the brother.
 
2020-10-30 8:22:49 AM  

Mithraic_bullshiat: That article is aiming for a Barry Jenkins/Lee Daniels treatment. You'd only carry a body around til it's drawing flies if you really loved the brother.


What about Leeroy Jenkins?

/That's all I got
 
2020-10-30 8:36:53 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: What kind of idiot kills a guy, crashes the car with the dead body, and goes BACK to get a Gucci gun case which is right next to the dead body?

Who gets a Gucci gun case? That is a waste of money. "I'm going to kill you, but before I do I want to ask you one question.... do you like my cute little gun purse?"


Brain scientists and rocket surgeons.
 
2020-10-30 9:09:55 AM  
By "old and busted" I assume you mean repeat.
 
2020-10-30 10:03:45 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: What kind of idiot kills a guy, crashes the car with the dead body, and goes BACK to get a Gucci gun case which is right next to the dead body?

Who gets a Gucci gun case? That is a waste of money. "I'm going to kill you, but before I do I want to ask you one question.... do you like my cute little gun purse?"


Um ... the article said 'Glock' not 'Gucci'.  I know that Fark sometimes replaces certain words, but I don't think they'd have added a whole bit about purses, too.

If you wanted to make fun of plastic guns, sure, that I could see.
 
2020-10-30 11:54:26 AM  

LoneVVolf: OK, so, being dead is probably a bit of a drag; but think of what this'll do for his street cred!


Only if he gets to hang out with Tupac. And Biggie!
 
2020-10-30 3:29:13 PM  
That's the second time this week.
 
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