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(CNN)   "Do your civic duty, get a cookie -- from Paul Rudd"   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-10-29 11:35:07 PM  
Stand in the mud, get a Rudd.
 
2020-10-30 1:43:02 AM  
Tim and Eric - Celery Man
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2020-10-30 1:43:42 AM  
Seems a little too win-win.
What's the catch?
Is the cookie made by ants?
Is it made from ants?
 
2020-10-30 1:52:25 AM  

quatchi: Seems a little too win-win.
What's the catch?
Is the cookie made by ants?
Is it made from ants?


It's ok, they went to school so they can read good now.
 
2020-10-30 1:52:43 AM  
This is a cool thing for him to do.

Will it get people voting who weren't going to vote before? Probably not.

But, it's still a pretty cool thing to do.
 
2020-10-30 1:54:32 AM  

quatchi: Seems a little too win-win.
What's the catch?
Is the cookie made by ants?
Is it made from ants?


Well it is blueberry - that'd be a downside for me.

/well aware I'm in the minority
//but they just taste insipid to me, even fresh
///sort of vaguely fruit flavored too sweet yechiness
 
2020-10-30 1:58:02 AM  
A cookie from Paul Rudd is enticing, but what about peas from Orson Wells?

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2020-10-30 2:07:27 AM  

Smackledorfer: quatchi: Seems a little too win-win.
What's the catch?
Is the cookie made by ants?
Is it made from ants?

It's ok, they went to school so they can read good now.


*turns dramatically and fixes Smackledorfer with Blue Steel*

I understood that reference.
 
2020-10-30 2:07:47 AM  
He's totally yeeting this, fam.  Voting is so beast.  So slide that into your DMs and twitch it.

/certified young person
 
2020-10-30 2:09:06 AM  
Thanks for the cookie, regular sized man.
 
2020-10-30 2:11:25 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: quatchi: Seems a little too win-win.
What's the catch?
Is the cookie made by ants?
Is it made from ants?

Well it is blueberry - that'd be a downside for me.

/well aware I'm in the minority
//but they just taste insipid to me, even fresh
///sort of vaguely fruit flavored too sweet yechiness


I am the only lesson I know who dislikes blueberries.

I can eat them in muffins or pancakes but not in a cookie or by themselves.

I usually shut up about this fact cos I have found that if I mention it I usually get a 5 minute lecture on the health value of oxidants. >.<
 
2020-10-30 2:13:56 AM  

quatchi: Smackledorfer: quatchi: Seems a little too win-win.
What's the catch?
Is the cookie made by ants?
Is it made from ants?

It's ok, they went to school so they can read good now.

*turns dramatically and fixes Smackledorfer with Blue Steel*

I understood that reference.


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2020-10-30 2:16:23 AM  
Paul Rudd remains awesome.
 
2020-10-30 2:17:06 AM  
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2020-10-30 2:19:36 AM  
Here's a non-Twitter link to the video:

https://youtu.be/SXeVjXg9BFU
 
2020-10-30 2:20:29 AM  
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2020-10-30 2:23:13 AM  

Fern Crest: This is a cool thing for him to do.

Will it get people voting who weren't going to vote before? Probably not.

But, it's still a pretty cool thing to do.


But if he gets a few people to come back again next time... then it is all worth it.
 
2020-10-30 2:24:41 AM  
Gotta love Paul Rudd. He's Ant-man, you know.
 
2020-10-30 2:33:28 AM  

quatchi: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: quatchi: Seems a little too win-win.
What's the catch?
Is the cookie made by ants?
Is it made from ants?

Well it is blueberry - that'd be a downside for me.

/well aware I'm in the minority
//but they just taste insipid to me, even fresh
///sort of vaguely fruit flavored too sweet yechiness

I am the only lesson I know who dislikes blueberries.

I can eat them in muffins or pancakes but not in a cookie or by themselves.

I usually shut up about this fact cos I have found that if I mention it I usually get a 5 minute lecture on the health value of oxidants. >.<


Or if you're really lucky, you get "Well you've never had blueberries done RIGHT..."
 
2020-10-30 2:44:17 AM  
It's a cool thing to do, but I don't think I'd take food from a stranger who is handing it out to other strangers. I realize he's famous, but I don't know him.
 
2020-10-30 3:10:39 AM  
What a coincidence. I'd give Paul Rudd my cookie any day.

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2020-10-30 3:54:49 AM  
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2020-10-30 5:00:30 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Stand in the mud, get a Rudd.


Go on...
 
2020-10-30 5:30:49 AM  
Would probably be more effective if he was offering Bobby Bars instead of regular cookies.
 
2020-10-30 7:23:12 AM  

JudgeSmails: [YouTube video: Tim and Eric - Celery Man]


Clicked for Celery Man.

"Nude. Tayne."
 
2020-10-30 7:24:12 AM  

quatchi: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: quatchi: Seems a little too win-win.
What's the catch?
Is the cookie made by ants?
Is it made from ants?

Well it is blueberry - that'd be a downside for me.

/well aware I'm in the minority
//but they just taste insipid to me, even fresh
///sort of vaguely fruit flavored too sweet yechiness

I am the only lesson I know who dislikes blueberries.

I can eat them in muffins or pancakes but not in a cookie or by themselves.

I usually shut up about this fact cos I have found that if I mention it I usually get a 5 minute lecture on the health value of oxidants. >.<


Yo I'm the same way.

I love blueberry muffins but I can't eat them alone it makes me feel like I'm chewing on human eyes
 
2020-10-30 7:52:43 AM  

Marcos P: quatchi: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: quatchi: Seems a little too win-win.
What's the catch?
Is the cookie made by ants?
Is it made from ants?

Well it is blueberry - that'd be a downside for me.

/well aware I'm in the minority
//but they just taste insipid to me, even fresh
///sort of vaguely fruit flavored too sweet yechiness

I am the only lesson I know who dislikes blueberries.

I can eat them in muffins or pancakes but not in a cookie or by themselves.

I usually shut up about this fact cos I have found that if I mention it I usually get a 5 minute lecture on the health value of oxidants. >.<

Yo I'm the same way.

I love blueberry muffins but I can't eat them alone it makes me feel like I'm chewing on human eyes


You're probably not a fan of peeled grapes, then.
 
2020-10-30 7:56:18 AM  
Mr. 77 was already fully aware that Paul Rudd is my hall pass (His is Margot Robbie). This gesture makes me want to up my odds.

/IYKWIM
//ITYD
 
2020-10-30 8:06:45 AM  

empres77: Marcos P: quatchi: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: quatchi: Seems a little too win-win.
What's the catch?
Is the cookie made by ants?
Is it made from ants?

Well it is blueberry - that'd be a downside for me.

/well aware I'm in the minority
//but they just taste insipid to me, even fresh
///sort of vaguely fruit flavored too sweet yechiness

I am the only lesson I know who dislikes blueberries.

I can eat them in muffins or pancakes but not in a cookie or by themselves.

I usually shut up about this fact cos I have found that if I mention it I usually get a 5 minute lecture on the health value of oxidants. >.<

Yo I'm the same way.

I love blueberry muffins but I can't eat them alone it makes me feel like I'm chewing on human eyes

You're probably not a fan of peeled grapes, then.


Gah not the witches eyes!!!
 
2020-10-30 8:24:34 AM  
Isn't he touring now with his band AC/DC?
 
2020-10-30 9:03:35 AM  
People were so excited to meet Rudd, they raced to the voting place using any means available.

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2020-10-30 9:04:25 AM  
That does it. Paul Rudd is officially my new hetero man-crush.
 
2020-10-30 9:25:39 AM  

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Came here to post this.
 
2020-10-30 10:01:08 AM  
Fox News tonight: "Hollywood elite actor bribing people for their votes."
 
2020-10-30 10:32:34 AM  
Guess he's not doing his ghost stories this year with covid raging. Maybe I will swing by his candy store and pick up some halloween treats.
 
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