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2020-10-29 10:49:04 PM  
4 votes:
I forget the name of it, but the worst Chick Tract I remember reading was one about a horribly abused little boy. His father beats him and sends him out to the rain to beg for money for daddy to buy booze with. There is no dialogue in the strip for once. When the boy returns empty-handed, the father beats him to the point of death then throws him out in the rain. The boy finds a tract that says, simply, "Somebody Loves You." We see his face light up with joy, ♥ and such, and then he dies in a gutter in an alley, and an angel comes and takes his soul to Jesus who accepts him.

Except we never saw him Accept Jesus Christ as Personal Savior. The tract he found, at least the part we saw him read, said nothing about that. He died without accepting Christ, so by Chick's own religious doctrine, after that short and horrible life, he went to Hell and will spend eternity in the Lake of Fire. The ending contradicts just about every other Chick Tract.
 
2020-10-30 10:55:09 AM  
3 votes:
My brother would take the Chick tracts and cut them up, put them in a paper lunch bag with dog poop and then go back to the Chick tract houses the next night, place the bag on the porch and light it on fire.  The homeowners would come out and try to stomp out the fire.

Good times.
 
2020-10-30 10:40:59 AM  
3 votes:

skyotter: People who put up Halloween lights don't give out cheap candy.


I usually do, but here's why.

I decorate my house, put up lights, have spiders and skeletons hanging on everything...but then I'm rarely actually home for Halloween night because a friend of mine always has a great Halloween block party going on that night.  I don't want to miss that, so I just put a big bowl of cheap-ass Jolly Ranchers or some shiat out there with the good old "Take One Please" sign.  I know kids will pour the whole bowl if it's something good, so if I put shiatty candy out there, they might not care as much and I'm not spending that much money on it if they do.

That party isn't happening this year because of Covid, so instead, i'll be sitting outside in my driveway with a beer handing out candy before they even have to come to the door.  Got Reese Cups to make up for past sins.
 
2020-10-29 10:17:26 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-10-29 7:33:13 PM  
3 votes:
First time I ever saw a Chick Tract was when I was a little kid and this weird hippie who lived across the street and drove a pink VW Beetle (which was originally red but the paint had become so sun faded it turned a salmon colour) gave me a bag of Chick Tracts and told me to share them with my friends.

I thought they were satire and found them hilarious. In fact, I kept them hidden from my parents because I thought they were mockeries of Christian fundamentalism. Needless to say I soon found out that nope, that crazy shiat is what they actually believe.
 
2020-10-29 5:03:14 PM  
3 votes:
*THIS GREENLIGHT BROUGHT TO YOU BY MARS, INC AND THE SELLOUTS AT FARK.COM*
 
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2020-10-30 7:43:36 PM  
2 votes:

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I forgot about that. Did they ever actually make a full movie? The part with people chanting RPG is farking hilarious
 
2020-10-30 2:57:39 PM  
2 votes:
I remember the house that gave out toothbrushes. Most kids got to avoid it. But the homeowner was my mom's best friend, and she would CALL to make sure I'd stopped by. I was literally the only kid REQUIRED to stop at the buzzkill house.
 
2020-10-30 10:28:35 AM  
2 votes:

Ghastly: First time I ever saw a Chick Tract was when I was a little kid and this weird hippie who lived across the street and drove a pink VW Beetle (which was originally red but the paint had become so sun faded it turned a salmon colour) gave me a bag of Chick Tracts and told me to share them with my friends.

I thought they were satire and found them hilarious. In fact, I kept them hidden from my parents because I thought they were mockeries of Christian fundamentalism. Needless to say I soon found out that nope, that crazy shiat is what they actually believe.


I still enjoy reading them and I refuse to accept that they're not satire.
 
2020-10-29 10:17:58 PM  
2 votes:
No, not Black Leaf!  No, no!
 
2020-10-29 6:16:55 PM  
2 votes:
And that video was followed by this one:

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2020-10-29 4:45:41 PM  
2 votes:
Chick tracts are awesome. I looked forward to the house every Halloween that would hand them out tucked into a full candy bar.

/HAW HAW
 
2020-10-29 4:25:12 PM  
2 votes:
That was funny.

Summer seems so long ago

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2020-10-30 6:03:51 AM  
1 vote:
The one 50 yr old guy living with his mom in our neighborhood always handed these out. The pages were stuck together for some reason.
 
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